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  • Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn.

    You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa fuck a girl, that's one girl and starry blanket, thus only 25% gay.

    You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.
    Seriously, today at my college i saw this short, ugly indian guy driving a honda civic, and he had a hot blonde girl in his passenger seat. What on earth is up with that ?!?!?!? I would climb mount Everest 10 times just to have a girl like that with me. I drive a BMW coupe and I've struggled all my life to get a girlfriend. What's wrong with this world?
    Seriously, today at my college i saw this short, ugly indian guy driving a honda civic, and he had a hot blonde girl in his passenger seat. What on earth is up with that ?!?!?!? I would climb mount Everest 10 times just to have a girl like that with me. I drive a BMW coupe and I've struggled all my life to get a girlfriend. What's wrong with this world?
    This to some extent follows a principle of biology actually known as Lotka-Volterra equations, which exemplifies the oscillation of gay-prey and noveliss. In this case, virgins are analogous to the gay-prey whereas noveliss are analogous to the predator.
    okay you fucking cheeky little gobshite ive taken your absolute UTTER pish patter for the past 5 years but now ive had enough you little fucking wankstain on ur mums undies stupid little english wanker shitcunt FUCK Off you bellend you absolute melter get the fuck out my face before i fucking btfo you like ben shapiro btfos the libtards cunt
    h-hewwo.. two gwam of coke pwease >///< arigato... dealer-kun cuts cokie-chan in lines and snorts waaah!!(╯✧▽✧)╯ daisuki cocaine desu~! (O ω O) nyaaaa! cokie-chan i feel so kimochi!!(〃°ω°〃) hehe~ ur deep inside me now x3 cokie-chans dwipin drug pussy is so good! ( ゚◡゚)
    h-hewwo.. two gwam of coke pwease >///< arigato... dealer-kun cuts cokie-chan in lines and snorts waaah!!(╯✧▽✧)╯ daisuki cocaine desu~! (O ω O) nyaaaa! cokie-chan i feel so kimochi!!(〃°ω°〃) hehe~ ur deep inside me now x3 cokie-chans dwipin drug pussy is so good! ( ゚◡゚)
    h-hewwo.. two gwam of coke pwease >///< arigato... dealer-kun cuts cokie-chan in lines and snorts waaah!!(╯✧▽✧)╯ daisuki cocaine desu~! (O ω O) nyaaaa! cokie-chan i feel so kimochi!!(〃°ω°〃) hehe~ ur deep inside me now x3 cokie-chans dwipin drug pussy is so good! ( ゚◡゚)
    Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn.

    You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa fuck a girl, that's one girl and starry blanket, thus only 25% gay.

    You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.
    h-hewwo.. two gwam of coke pwease >///< arigato... dealer-kun cuts cokie-chan in lines and snorts waaah!!(╯✧▽✧)╯ daisuki cocaine desu~! (O ω O) nyaaaa! cokie-chan i feel so kimochi!!(〃°ω°〃) hehe~ ur deep inside me now x3 cokie-chans dwipin drug pussy is so good! ( ゚◡゚)
    h-hewwo.. two gwam of coke pwease >///< arigato... dealer-kun cuts cokie-chan in lines and snorts waaah!!(╯✧▽✧)╯ daisuki cocaine desu~! (O ω O) nyaaaa! cokie-chan i feel so kimochi!!(〃°ω°〃) hehe~ ur deep inside me now x3 cokie-chans dwipin drug pussy is so good! ( ゚◡゚)
    Jonathan, I repeat Jonathan
    Yes male parental guardian? What do you call my attention for?
    Have you been consuming C6H12O6 in secrecy while not under my supervision?
    You are under the pretence that I have father, however that is not the case.
    Would you dare fabricate this falsity that you have not consumed glucose? To your own father?
    I must repeat father, these claims are most untrue.
    If this is indeed true,
    please present your oral cavity Jonathan.

    Exhales in a manner at which sound is produced and can be described as monotonous in nature. This action is repeated approximately 3 times until the cancerous story above repeats under different circumstances
    You help me oopponent I forget his name, but you help him many time in the chat when we play first 2 cycle. You say " doo this" or " go to the greninja"! But how come you no play the OLT? Because you scared like little girl. One day when we fight, I will make you cry very much. No one help you.
    Alright so I’m not sure if you will be able to comprehend this but if I’m mad it 99% of the time is not because I’m on my period, I get pissed just like you believe it or not open_mouth Also btw if we didn’t menstruate you wouldn’t even exist lol. Idk if you have ever noticed this but yeah we push fucking babies out of our bodies. So grow a fucking vag before talking any shit. K butthurt feminist rant is over lol
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