Nope. I have a cat so that doesn't happen. (but your response was pretty funny.) I was late to feed my cat by 45 minutes a week before, though, and he scratched my arm and wouldn't let me pet him. (freaky! That is such a weird coincidence!)
My dad had it. He said he was using it for a straightedge. I think that is just a cover for playing it, ejecting it, and accidentally carrying it out of the room.