If I was Pent, I'd be like "Yo fuckers, I saved your asses 4 years ago by being on your shitty website. Don't believe me? (Undoes name change) Yeah, I'm da fucking Sparkl3y. (Reveals that she is under 13 and gets shot into space) See that? That is what killed me. (the rest of the pasta omitted because she is still a minor) Yeah, that's the way things work around here. (Similarly censored)"
If I was Gohan, I'd be like, "Yo fuckers, I saved your asses 7 years ago by defeating Cell. Don't believe me? (Goes Super Saiyan 2) Yeah, I'm da fucking golden fighter. (Fires a Kamehameha into space) See that? That is what killed Cell. (Videl gets really horny and goes over to Gohan. She bends over and Gohan fucks her in the ass) Yeah, that's the way things work around here.
Currently trying to write something on every artist profile we have on the hub. https://www.smogon.com/smeargle/profiles/sparkl3y
You think you could write something about yourself? Doesn't have to be long, feel free to ignore any subheading you find unnecessary. Feel free to PM me the text and I can manage the rest. Can also edit the name since you seem to have changed it. Thanks!