If I was Pent, I'd be like "Yo fuckers, I saved your asses 4 years ago by being on your shitty website. Don't believe me? (Undoes name change) Yeah, I'm da fucking Sparkl3y. (Reveals that she is under 13 and gets shot into space) See that? That is what killed me. (the rest of the pasta omitted because she is still a minor) Yeah, that's the way things work around here. (Similarly censored)"