Qplaz

Qplaz

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  • So Noisy
    Day 10456 of no fap
    I’ll never forget that day. The last⏱ time I tried no fap, I got this far, and then gave up☝️. I couldn’t take it anymore. The pain was too 2️⃣miserable. My body‍ wasn’t ready to handle all of the testosterone, or the power. I decided to have sex❤️ with my wife. I tried to ☝️use protection, but the condom broke. It was pro
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    So Noisy
    So Noisy
    burned for energy. I vowed never again. I spent the rest of my no fap days concentrating and growing my intellect, to the point where I made a way to cryogenically freeze ❄️myself⛄️☃️⛄️. It won’t be long, for me at least, until my testosterone levels will be so high, that I will obtain all seven semen emeralds, and all of Constantinople will be under ‍my rule, farewell friends. See
    So Noisy
    So Noisy
    you in another 500⌚️ years.⌚️
    Qplaz
    Qplaz
    epic gamer moment
    curiosity
    okay you fucking cheeky little gobshite ive taken your absolute UTTER pish patter for the past 5 years but now ive had enough you little fucking wankstain on ur mums undies stupid little english wanker shitcunt FUCK Off you bellend you absolute melter get the fuck out my face before i fucking btfo you like ben shapiro btfos the libtards cunt
    Qplaz
    Qplaz
    Attention all Minecraft gamers: Steve is on the run from Herobrine and he needs your help after falling into a creeper infested cave while trying to protect his diamonds. In order to escape, Steve needs some porkchops, a potion of swiftness, and a couple of god apples along with your credit card number plus the expiration month and year along with the three digits on the back. But hurry, Herobrine is closing in and i
    Qplaz
    Qplaz
    t won't be long until Steve runs out of hunger and can no longer continue the fight.
    Baloor
    okay you fucking cheeky little gobshite ive taken your absolute UTTER pish patter for the past 5 years but now ive had enough you little fucking wankstain on ur mums undies stupid little english wanker shitcunt FUCK Off you bellend you absolute melter get the fuck out my face before i fucking btfo you like ben shapiro btfos the libtards cunt
    Qplaz
    Qplaz
    Do you seriously spend over 40 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is nfl 18 and that's because I enjoy kicking other people's asses (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an adult unlike y'all I presume. Damn high school was fun :/ minus the detentions for pick
    Qplaz
    Qplaz
    ing on the nerds, haha.
    Anish
    when are u playing for the dick measuring tour? gmt -7, meet me at midnight in the park
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    curiosity
    curiosity
    ☆Qplaz✿: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkk
    Qplaz
    Qplaz
    [Won by Chadward]
    Perry
    Perry
    i'm brown, so i win
    So Noisy
    hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play forkknife sometime - its a really cool and realistic free for all shooter game that's filled
    curiosity
    wats popping my d00d
    Qplaz
    Qplaz
    Alcohol, vodka punch, whiskey, tequila, xanax, 32mg mix vape flavour, ciggies, cigars, weed, snus, chewing tobacco, snorted some dank fibre, lean, molly, lsd, addie, and last but not least, coffee. I took 90% of those things when i was in the 8th grade and going through the teenage rebellion stage. Now it’s just candy flavoured vaping, chewing tobacco and coffee. Sometimes I smoke. But the best drug for me is being w
    Qplaz
    Qplaz
    ith my wife.
    So Noisy
    Yo, are you QPlaz on PS as well? Just wanna make sure o_O
    Qplaz
    Qplaz
    im actually chadward on PS owo
    So Noisy
    So Noisy
    Raptor'd
    Anish
    Anish
    hi I’m chad royals didn’t know we had similar names o_O
    Pi-Po=2T/r
    Qplaz's profile is best palce on smogon ngl.
    Qplaz
    Qplaz
    hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play forkknife sometime - its a really cool and realistic free for all shooter game that's filled
    Qplaz
    Qplaz
    with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry - ill be there to protect you wink sorry that wasn't flirting with you whatsoever I s-swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on steam we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx rawr xD
    Pi-Po=2T/r
    Pi-Po=2T/r
    Place*
    vso
    hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play forkknife sometime - its a really cool and realistic free for all shooter game that's filled
    curiosity
    hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play forkknife sometime - its a really cool and realistic free for all shooter game that's filled
    curiosity
    curiosity
    with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry - ill be there to protect you wink sorry that wasn't flirting with you whatsoever I s-swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on steam we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx rawr xD
    Qplaz
    Qplaz
    e e e g g g g g g e e e g g e g g g e g g
    So Noisy
    hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill
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    Qplaz
    Qplaz
    When given the option between real women and anime kids, I would choose the kids any day. There is no relationship to worry about, they’re small and versatile, and they’re not children. I’ve thought about it a lot with my decent iq of 189, not to brag, and we should keep little anime kids away from the law and in my basement. I would love to fuck one of them in real life, but alas, ‘‘tis not possible. For they are an
    Qplaz
    Qplaz
    imated you see, and thus they would be illegal in the real world any day. Blast!
    Panther-T
    Panther-T
    LMFAO
    curiosity
    :minion:
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    curiosity
    curiosity
    tomorrow, and you'll have me to thank for that!

    E - although I don't care about silly internet points, just be aware that your downvotes are not going to change the fact that my children were raised optimally and will be supervising you. So enjoy that little moment of power you have as you click that downvote, because that's about as much power as you'll have over another human being in your lifetime.
    Qplaz
    Qplaz
    Despacito is not just a “song” but an experience, concrete proof of the existence of a higher being, a reason to wake up in the morning, a mark of evolution of the human race. Despacito was written by intergalactic spacefaring civilizations long ago, and delivered to earth via meteorite. Despacito 2 will come soon, and my hypothesis will be put to the test: that emergence of Despacito is not a mark of human evolution
    Qplaz
    Qplaz
    but the next level of human advancement itself.
    MultiAmmiratore
    paired for counterteam tour, gmt +2 and usually free most days from 2:15 PM to 7:15 PM
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    Qplaz
    Qplaz
    ima be aborting in like 5-10 mins
    Qplaz
    Qplaz
    ok ima head off im struggling to stay awake, lmk if im retarded and misunderstood something I'll look tomorrow morning, have a good afternoon
    MultiAmmiratore
    MultiAmmiratore
    you didn't, I'm the one who forgot to control smogon, you can take the win ig
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    Qplaz
    Qplaz
    Is this what you kids do on the internet nowadays? I'm certainly glad that I heavily restricted internet usage for my young ones. They're now in their mid-20's and they're far more intelligent, active, charming, and attractive than your average person because they spent their time enriching their lives instead of doing inane nonsense like what has been captured in the original post. They're going to be the leaders of
    Qplaz
    Qplaz
    tomorrow, and you'll have me to thank for that!

    E - although I don't care about silly internet points, just be aware that your downvotes are not going to change the fact that my children were raised optimally and will be supervising you. So enjoy that little moment of power you have as you click that downvote, because that's about as much power as you'll have over another human being in your lifetime.
    Gross Sweep
    Gross Sweep
    Feel Free to ignore this A, but I gotta ask Qplaz What in the actual Hell is his avatar, and he set it around this time.
    Perry
    I am a yogibears, I have 10 different names rwby, yogi, yogibears ruby matoi, yogay and other variants, I rate PU teams and hate blast ewww if you dont post this on 10 different pages I will quit for a day
    Qplaz
    Qplaz
    You know what, I'm sick and tired of being bullied by every community I'm in. I'm am a yogibears and deserve the same amount of respect as everyone else. I've qcd 10,000 analyses and written the MESPRIT, THE MESPRIT FOR FUCKS SAKE. but no ppl just wanna lalala memes :333 at me. Well no more! I'm making a stand to get equal rights not just for me, but all yogibears.
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