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  • Day 10456 of no fap
    I’ll never forget that day. The last⏱ time I tried no fap, I got this far, and then gave up☝. I couldn’t take it anymore. The pain was too 2️⃣miserable. My body‍ wasn’t ready to handle all of the testosterone, or the power. I decided to have sex❤ with my wife. I tried to ☝use protection, but the condom broke. It was pro
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    burned for energy. I vowed never again. I spent the rest of my no fap days concentrating and growing my intellect, to the point where I made a way to cryogenically freeze ❄myself⛄☃⛄. It won’t be long, for me at least, until my testosterone levels will be so high, that I will obtain all seven semen emeralds, and all of Constantinople will be under ‍my rule, farewell friends. See
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    you in another 500⌚ years.⌚
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    epic gamer moment
    okay you fucking cheeky little gobshite ive taken your absolute UTTER pish patter for the past 5 years but now ive had enough you little fucking wankstain on ur mums undies stupid little english wanker shitcunt FUCK Off you bellend you absolute melter get the fuck out my face before i fucking btfo you like ben shapiro btfos the libtards cunt
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    Do you seriously spend over 40 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is nfl 18 and that's because I enjoy kicking other people's asses (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an adult unlike y'all I presume. Damn high school was fun :/ minus the detentions for pick
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    ing on the nerds, haha.
    hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play forkknife sometime - its a really cool and realistic free for all shooter game that's filled
    wats popping my d00d
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    Alcohol, vodka punch, whiskey, tequila, xanax, 32mg mix vape flavour, ciggies, cigars, weed, snus, chewing tobacco, snorted some dank fibre, lean, molly, lsd, addie, and last but not least, coffee. I took 90% of those things when i was in the 8th grade and going through the teenage rebellion stage. Now it’s just candy flavoured vaping, chewing tobacco and coffee. Sometimes I smoke. But the best drug for me is being w
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    ith my wife.
    Yo, are you QPlaz on PS as well? Just wanna make sure o_O
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    im actually chadward on PS owo
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    Raptor'd
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    hi I’m chad royals didn’t know we had similar names o_O
    Qplaz's profile is best palce on smogon ngl.
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    hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play forkknife sometime - its a really cool and realistic free for all shooter game that's filled
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    with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry - ill be there to protect you wink sorry that wasn't flirting with you whatsoever I s-swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on steam we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx rawr xD
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    hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play forkknife sometime - its a really cool and realistic free for all shooter game that's filled
    hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play forkknife sometime - its a really cool and realistic free for all shooter game that's filled
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    with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry - ill be there to protect you wink sorry that wasn't flirting with you whatsoever I s-swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on steam we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx rawr xD
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    hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill
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    When given the option between real women and anime kids, I would choose the kids any day. There is no relationship to worry about, they’re small and versatile, and they’re not children. I’ve thought about it a lot with my decent iq of 189, not to brag, and we should keep little anime kids away from the law and in my basement. I would love to fuck one of them in real life, but alas, ‘‘tis not possible. For they are an
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    imated you see, and thus they would be illegal in the real world any day. Blast!
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    LMFAO
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    tomorrow, and you'll have me to thank for that!

    E - although I don't care about silly internet points, just be aware that your downvotes are not going to change the fact that my children were raised optimally and will be supervising you. So enjoy that little moment of power you have as you click that downvote, because that's about as much power as you'll have over another human being in your lifetime.
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    Despacito is not just a “song” but an experience, concrete proof of the existence of a higher being, a reason to wake up in the morning, a mark of evolution of the human race. Despacito was written by intergalactic spacefaring civilizations long ago, and delivered to earth via meteorite. Despacito 2 will come soon, and my hypothesis will be put to the test: that emergence of Despacito is not a mark of human evolution
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    but the next level of human advancement itself.
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