Numbnut : Mayor! Mayor!, some drunk asshole driving an 18 wheeler truck loaded with nuclear bombs , babies, and handicap people just crashed into the local orphanage and blew it to blitz! How are we ever going to repair it?
Spastic Mayor: Rub some bacon on it!
Numbnut: /me rubs bacon on the rubble
*Rubble magicly repairs
Than everyone died of the radiation. And they all lived happily ever after.
THE END