no nasty plot, or sword dance, or dragon dance, and u HAVE TO LET me set up bellyzard, and no taunt, or heracross, and NO WEAVILLE, and no substitute, unless i have it. And dont use that many attacks and NO ROAR, or WHIRLWIND, AND IF IM GOING TO LOSE, then quit the fight
lol, I reckon you mean 'tournaments'. Well, if you're talking about simulator tournaments, then you may be interested in the Smogon Tour. They happen every week (for a total of 9 weeks) on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday at specific times, which you can find more information about here. So, for example, a tour is happening this Friday at 8 EST, another on Saturday at 4 EST, etc. Sign-up threads at each of those times are posted in the Smogon Tour subforum; read more about that here.
Other than that, keep an eye out on the Tournaments forum and see if you are interested in joining anything. If you're into Wi-Fi, you can try the Battle Finder, or check out the Wi-Fi tournaments subforum.
If you meant something else, let me know and I'll try to answer your question.