Recent content by Sijih

oh I did make sure to fully swallow the whole thing before stopping the timer so no concerns there

donr edit: went to mcdonalds for first time in 12+ years. both doors I could use to enter the place were broken. pushed one aside and walked in, the place was completely empty of other customers and very dimly lit. there were probably only 2 staff members there and one of them was trying to...

as soon as I make this post, I am going to swap to my phones stopwatch, start it, and start eating. when I am done I am going to post again, then edit in the details of the experience

movie ends with heroes victorious credits play cut to a scene of the battered supervillain holding a focus band

we can give you a badge if the detroit lions win the super bowl. so "never be badged" is definitely right

is this a new pokemon that you suspected? hitmonwaifu or something? pokemon has gone off the fucking rails since the last main series game i played

MY GOAT HIS TITLE IS MY GOAT MY GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

unfortunately, 3M and Shell dumped so much toxic waste into the wednesday frog's environment that all of them mutated to believe it was always Tuesday. because only wednesday is their mating season, non reproduced and this beautiful species has now gone extinct. devastating, but this is the path...

I stored a significant amount of my net worth in beanie babies and I am now looking to liquidate, can you facilitate that?

my car only runs on wood from endangered trees

Oh, you think RBY is your ally. But you merely adopted RBY; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see SV until I was already a tour player, and by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

completely understandable, there's a lot going on. unfortunately smogon in general doesn't really tend to pay attention to non-smogon metagames. that means that there aren't really any great places to talk about custom metagames like you and your friends made best I can come up with is to look...

Looking at the battered and bloodied main character “What happened to him?” “… He got haxxed” Tear rolls down cheek

while pondering this I realize that there are actually many variables to consider when describing deuce taking technique whether you move your arm around back or front of body front to back vs back to front wipe direction bidet or tp standing or sitting facing forwards or facing backwards so...

i can so I undeleted it for you locking this one so we don't have a duplicate