So I went to a Strip Club in Greece the other night and guess who i saw there. It was the slurp with hundreds of 5 dollar bills. So the Stripper goes in a hot pose, slurp smiles and pours himself a glass of OJ. slurp said "Welcome to the 5 Dollar Club" and they went into a private room. Not sure what happened then but i guess he gave her a brofist.
slurPpie, this is your dad here. i just wanted to say how proud of you i am son, always hiding in your room playing your video games, talking to your internet friends. your mom and i think that's well and we just wanted to let you know we love you. pls no copy dadderino
I like to raise my Donger I do it all the time ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ and every time its lowered┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ I cry and start to whine ┌༼@ل͜@༽┐But never need to worry ༼ ºل͟º༽ my Donger's staying strong ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉA Donger saved is a Donger earned so sing the Donger song! ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ
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yo thats a nice profile pic, slurp; you in third grade and just figured out what death metal metallica or some other bullshit is? im comin 5 u jon jonesssss, weere u attt - danel camaro, fudr of camara karz n olympic madelest 5 4f pays