Here's how I would create SBB:
1) He runs away from the favela cops like Gabriel Martinelli
2) He protects the stash like Gabriel Magalhães
3) He has the facial expressions of Gabriel Jesus
4) Haircut of David Luiz
5) Lowkey like Gabriel Paulista
6) Business sense of Gilberto Silva
7) Steers the ship like Edu Gaspar
Together, we can make billions off the banana trade!