Pokepaste:
https://pokepast.es/6607a5c3051be65c
Introduction
You guys ain't ready for the GREATEST STALL TEAM OF ALL TIME feat. Yung Crowbar
![:Corviknight:](/forums/media/minisprites/corviknight.png.m.1716648629)
the GOAT. 9 months in the making you can call SupaGmoney pregnant cause he fucking delivers:
Proof of Peak
Nah screw you how could you doubt Yung Crowbar
![:corviknight:](/forums/media/minisprites/corviknight.png.m.1716648629)
for putting in the goddamn numbers? Shame on you, be better lil bro
The Team
![:Corviknight:](/forums/media/minisprites/corviknight.png.m.1716648629)
@ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Pressure
Tera Type: Dark
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Defog
- Bulk Up
- Iron Defense
- Power Trip
Yung Crowbar
![:Corviknight:](/forums/media/minisprites/corviknight.png.m.1716648629)
himself, he slam dunks on everyone so hard you can call him LeBron. MF really holds that casual 200+ bp move and nukes everyone into oblivion. Yung Crowbar
![:Corviknight:](/forums/media/minisprites/corviknight.png.m.1716648629)
always gets 1 crowbillion (a lot of
![:corviknight:](/forums/media/minisprites/corviknight.png.m.1716648629)
s) sweeps. Defog to blow away the haters (1ldk). Nothing much to say about the boss here.
![:Gholdengo:](/forums/media/minisprites/gholdengo.png.m.1716648629)
@ Choice Scarf
Ability: Good as Gold
Tera Type: Fighting
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Trick
- Iron Head
- Low Kick
- Thunder Punch
Broken ass mon, he boutta break your ankles with these kicks.
![:Kingambit:](/forums/media/minisprites/kingambit.png.m.1716648629)
getting sent to the hospital with this one. Yung Crowbar
![:Corviknight:](/forums/media/minisprites/corviknight.png.m.1716648629)
usually puts in all the numbers, but just in case, we gotta use the most broken ass mon in the tier to ensure our victory. By sharing this incredible RMT, I hope this compels you to vote 5 on
![:Gholdengo:](/forums/media/minisprites/gholdengo.png.m.1716648629)
in the upcoming survey and get his broken ass outta the tier.
![:Slowking-Galar:](/forums/media/minisprites/slowking-galar.png.m.1716648629)
@ Heavy-Duty Boots
Ability: Regenerator
Tera Type: Water
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Chilly Reception
- Future Sight
- Slack Off
- Amnesia
![:slowking-galar:](/forums/media/minisprites/slowking-galar.png.m.1716648629)
is the perfect glue mon. If you have a bunch of broken ass mons like
![:gholdengo:](/forums/media/minisprites/gholdengo.png.m.1716648629)
and Yung Crowbar
![:corviknight:](/forums/media/minisprites/corviknight.png.m.1716648629)
, it is only principle to use the most consistent glue mon,
![:slowking-galar:](/forums/media/minisprites/slowking-galar.png.m.1716648629)
. Beats all them special attackers up, murders
![:raging bolt:](/forums/media/minisprites/raging-bolt.png.m.1716648629)
who is a tier 1 opp of Yung Crowbar
![:corviknight:](/forums/media/minisprites/corviknight.png.m.1716648629)
(sent him to the hospital for thunderbolting him).
![:Garganacl:](/forums/media/minisprites/garganacl.png.m.1716648629)
@ Leftovers
Ability: Purifying Salt
Tera Type: Water
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Iron Defense
- Curse
- Explosion
- Salt Cure
![:garganacl:](/forums/media/minisprites/garganacl.png.m.1716648629)
is one broken brick of salt. Mf gonna spam the shit outta salt cure and eat all your HP. Once
![:garganacl:](/forums/media/minisprites/garganacl.png.m.1716648629)
's finished,
![:garganacl:](/forums/media/minisprites/garganacl.png.m.1716648629)
finna blow his load all over your
![:raging bolt:](/forums/media/minisprites/raging-bolt.png.m.1716648629)
s and
![:gliscor:](/forums/media/minisprites/gliscor.png.m.1716648629)
s. These explosions finna slap with curse boostin' em up.
![:Garganacl:](/forums/media/minisprites/garganacl.png.m.1716648629)
is a true hitter and the realest hired hitman.
![:Clodsire:](/forums/media/minisprites/clodsire.png.m.1716648629)
@ Salac Berry
Ability: Poison Point
Tera Type: Steel
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Curse
- Ancient Power
- Heavy Slam
- Gunk Shot
Yung Crowbar's
![:corviknight:](/forums/media/minisprites/corviknight.png.m.1716648629)
love interest,
![:clodsire:](/forums/media/minisprites/clodsire.png.m.1716648629)
is going to give you a secret surprise. With this set,
![:clodsire:](/forums/media/minisprites/clodsire.png.m.1716648629)
boosts her attack, defense, AND speed, immensely outclassing victory dance
![:lilligant-hisui:](/forums/media/minisprites/lilligant-hisui.png.m.1716648629)
. Ancient power is an easy omniboost for
![:clodsire:](/forums/media/minisprites/clodsire.png.m.1716648629)
to start putting in numbers like Yung Crowbar
![:corviknight:](/forums/media/minisprites/corviknight.png.m.1716648629)
.
![:Toxapex:](/forums/media/minisprites/toxapex.png.m.1716648629)
@ Choice Band
Ability: Merciless
Tera Type: Poison
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Gunk Shot
- Liquidation
- Ice Spinner
- Facade
![:toxapex:](/forums/media/minisprites/toxapex.png.m.1716648629)
gonna slap the tier so hard with these attacks. Although
![:toxapex:](/forums/media/minisprites/toxapex.png.m.1716648629)
is third wheeling this time around,
![:toxapex:](/forums/media/minisprites/toxapex.png.m.1716648629)
gets to benefit from
![:clodsire:](/forums/media/minisprites/clodsire.png.m.1716648629)
's chances to poison to start critting everyone and dealing insane damage. Put some respect on
![:toxapex:](/forums/media/minisprites/toxapex.png.m.1716648629)
because these liquidations boutta drop your defense and blow you up. Want to shoot a fairy in the chest? Tera poison gunk shot
![:toxapex:](/forums/media/minisprites/toxapex.png.m.1716648629)
will murder every single one of those
![:clefable:](/forums/media/minisprites/clefable.png.m.1716648629)
s. Truly one of the real ones.
Threats
None lmfao it's the best team in the world.
Replays
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen9ou-2091462657-7d3gw8pid6nwd5ch3t3r6kq607w726fpw - Yung Crowbar
![:corviknight:](/forums/media/minisprites/corviknight.png.m.1716648629)
puts down
![:gliscor:](/forums/media/minisprites/gliscor.png.m.1716648629)
's whole family (must watch) (insane skill cap) (shots fired) (cops called) (insane rizz) (parental advisory)
Conclusion
I am honored to have enlightened you guys with the best team of all time.
Join the Stall Empire! There's a reason your ass is a hardstuck 1600:
https://discord.gg/Et74z8DZCj
Also, screw you minisprite haters, here's some more to brainwash your soul:
![:corviknight:](/forums/media/minisprites/corviknight.png.m.1716648629)