I would say absolute cinema but I've already done that like five times
so instead I image it would end with like a montage of Gliscor screwing everyone over
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so instead I image it would end with like a montage of Gliscor screwing everyone over
“ONE GOURGILLION WINS”
so ive just realised im gonna get this thread locked for spamming if i keep replying to people individually so im going to start doing these in bulk lol
next!
gosh, this happened to one of my friends once ;-;
ngl i had to google this one lol
next!
there is now
"help guys I have four attacks"
you know what they say, 49% chance
welll its a good one and I cant think of anything witty to say soooooooooo
"Send out your last pathetic pokemon."
"My team has no pathetic pokemon, but it does have this. The unstoppable kingambit."
"My team has no pathetic pokemon, but it does have this. The unstoppable kingambit."
*wishports into urshifu* tch... nothin personnel kid...
I call it... DragMag!
...That sounded better in my head.
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Gliscor: I gotta say, we make a balanced team.
Dragapult: ...Say that again?
...That sounded better in my head.
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Gliscor: I gotta say, we make a balanced team.
Dragapult: ...Say that again?
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The very annoying character that kept trying to promote CAP during the whole movie: Guys really check CAP! It's a fantastic metagame with tons of new...
The UU Character: Shut up! *shoots them* That was very irritating
The rest of tiers: *silence*
The OU character: ... I actually love Jumbao
The UU Character: Shut up! *shoots them* That was very irritating
The rest of tiers: *silence*
The OU character: ... I actually love Jumbao
based on a true story^
"Tch, you don't get it do you? Us Pet Modders can create anything!"
He was in the Zeroused with my mom when she was researching Spidops just before she died
“I am the big stall.” - Blissey
“I’m not destroying OU, I’m fixing it!” - Landorus therian
“Wait, if you’re banded, who’s setting the stealth rock?” - Gliscor
“He’s setting up right behind me, isn’t he?” - Pincurchin
“I’m sorry Gambit, I was unaware that you boosted” - Dondozo
“My actions were completely justified!” - Cobalion
“Its time for this coal to roll!” - Carkol
“That was his misplay!” - Kyurem after 6-0ing on turn one
“I’m not destroying OU, I’m fixing it!” - Landorus therian
“Wait, if you’re banded, who’s setting the stealth rock?” - Gliscor
“He’s setting up right behind me, isn’t he?” - Pincurchin
“I’m sorry Gambit, I was unaware that you boosted” - Dondozo
“My actions were completely justified!” - Cobalion
“Its time for this coal to roll!” - Carkol
“That was his misplay!” - Kyurem after 6-0ing on turn one
Chi-Yu: what a beautiful, sunny day
252+ SpA Choice Specs Beads of Ruin Tera-Fire Chi-Yu Overheat vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Blissey in Sun: 740-872 (103.6 - 122.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO
252+ SpA Choice Specs Beads of Ruin Tera-Fire Chi-Yu Overheat vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Blissey in Sun: 740-872 (103.6 - 122.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO
asking for an extension, we agreed to release the movie by early 2026 because me and the producer's schedules don't line up on the holidays
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"Are you telling me theres 8 fucking ground types out there!?" - Heatran, probably
"Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops" - Pelipper the Great 
