Help me come up with shitty one-liners for the smogon movie

[BP]

if man from mankey why still mankey? - Pope Arch Ceus XII

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

if man from mankey why still mankey? - Pope Arch Ceus XII

consider annihilape... czech and mate, atheistcucks!

 

[Bog Monster]

You'll find this terrakion has a bit of a kick

 

[BP]

Sir a 2nd xenu alt has hit the forums

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

this is just like taco night at finchinator's house

 

[calciumnyl]

mish mish

 

[Mechalico]

"G-Gengar?"
"You've already clicked Explosion, haven't you, Exeggutor... What a shame... Goodbye."

 

[xtinaxendrix]

i must be a cif the way im stoned and edging

 

[fiish]

A level 85 Chansey? I'll easily be able to recover off any damage that does to me!

 

[LeafLace]

I'm back >:3
sry everyone I've been quite busy recently but all you guys have brought me so much joy with these so I thought I should reply to them again

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*wishports into urshifu* tch... nothin personnel kid...

I'm so glad i don't play SV OU ;-;

Oh, you think RBY is your ally. But you merely adopted RBY; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see SV until I was already a tour player, and by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

ooh thats a good monologue!

Unfortunate does not begin to describe this movie

someone had to say it

I call it... DragMag!

...That sounded better in my head.

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Gliscor: I gotta say, we make a balanced team.

Dragapult: ...Say that again?

I remember back when I first started BW OU I had this one friend that had this one dragmag team that still gives me nightmares to this day

The very annoying character that kept trying to promote CAP during the whole movie: Guys really check CAP! It's a fantastic metagame with tons of new...
The UU Character: Shut up! *shoots them* That was very irritating
The rest of tiers: *silence*
The OU character: ... I actually love Jumbao

Is it cannon in the movie that each tier is one character in the movie with a viable team for the meta they represent?

So… you got an infraction. You screwed up. You know what you did was wrong. The question is, how are you gonna make things right?

they should do this when you get an infraction in smogon from now on

He was in the Zeroused with my mom when she was researching Spidops just before she died

this made me audibly laugh, spidops is just such a silly guy lol

“I am the big stall.” - Blissey

“I’m not destroying OU, I’m fixing it!” - Landorus therian

“Wait, if you’re banded, who’s setting the stealth rock?” - Gliscor

“He’s setting up right behind me, isn’t he?” - Pincurchin

“I’m sorry Gambit, I was unaware that you boosted” - Dondozo

“My actions were completely justified!” - Cobalion

“Its time for this coal to roll!” - Carkol

“That was his misplay!” - Kyurem after 6-0ing on turn one

I have to personally thank you, it was your signature that inspired this shitpost.

Chi-Yu: what a beautiful, sunny day
252+ SpA Choice Specs Beads of Ruin Tera-Fire Chi-Yu Overheat vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Blissey in Sun: 740-872 (103.6 - 122.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO

wait wtf, is it true Chi-Yu can ohko blissey!?

asking for an extension, we agreed to release the movie by early 2026 because me and the producer's schedules don't line up on the holidays

extension denied, I'm sorry but our company is going under if we cant ship this movie within a month

"Are you telling me theres 8 fucking ground types out there!?" - Heatran, probably

A classic

"Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops" - Pelipper the Great

absolute Shakespeare but why not politoad?

Who needs gameplans when you got me? - Calyrex-S

I may be useless, but it’s certainly not - Charjabug right next to Miraidon (get it bc battery and stuff yeah I’m so funny hahahaha)

ZU later

OU bet ya

RU ready?

I’m locked and loaded - Choice Specs Kyurem

ok all of these are really good ;-;

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gosh there are so many of you I will reply to the rest probably sometime soon
thank you all <3
cya

 

[Sijih]

movie ends with heroes victorious
credits play
cut to a scene of the battered supervillain holding a focus band