pokemon item you think would be a tasty treat

[Just A Shroom God]

I am normal and can be trusted with a cell battery

 

[clodsie]

bacon. (yes, it's actually an item in pokemon. no I won't ask where it comes from.)

 

[SpyderMarz]

gothita eyelash

 

[Solosis]

Snowball sounds delish

 

[bdt2002]

I’m very surprised no one’s mentioned any of these yet:

• Old Gateau
• Casteliacones
• Lumiose Galettes
• Shalour Sables

 

[ItsScaryCary]

bacon. (yes, it's actually an item in pokemon. no I won't ask where it comes from.)

probably a sandwich ingredient

 

[clodsie]

probably a sandwich ingredient

sandwich ingredients are still items (even if their origins are frankly mysterious).

 

[justicewillbeserved]

i didnt see item and thought we were talking about actual pokemon and i was gonna say alcremie but i guess not

 

[BP]

a few good options here. hard stone/ smooth rock

why the fuck are you eating rocks

 

[ItsScaryCary]

why the fuck are you eating rocks

better question is why are you not

 

[Mechalico]

why the fuck are you eating rocks

crumch

 

[solrock the great]

as a rock, i say we eat black sludge instead

 

[ItsScaryCary]

as a rock, i say we eat black sludge instead

as a penguin I say we eat rocks bc those are super effective against us

 

[Solosis]

as a Solosis I think Life Orb looks tasty

 

[bro torterra]

mystic water probably tastes like the water you drink after a long workout on a hot summer day

 

[chroma_2903]

mystic water is a glass necklace, fresh water may be closer to that

 

[clodsie]

PLA lure cakes are good enough to lure pokemon so they have to taste good, right? Like if not tasty, then why is honey cake?

 

[justicewillbeserved]

mystic water is a glass necklace, fresh water may be closer to that

"mystic water is just a glass necklace you cant drink it"

 

[UberSkitty]

if i eat apricorns will I poop out pokeballs?

 

[solrock the great]

if i eat apricorns will I poop out pokeballs?

only one way to find out, im afraid. keep a doctor in the room at all times after consumption so that the findings can be properly documented, and that you have the right to opt out of the experiment at any point