The derivative thread

[Let's go shuckles]

Let's face the harsh truth. Smogoff's best days are behind her and all the good thread ideas have already been. Because of this, I'm taking a note from modern day Hollywood and remaking every good thread. React as if you were posting on whatever good thread was already made.

 

[Adeleine]

∀ Let's go shuckles, f'(Let's go shuckles) < 0, f''(Let's go shuckles) < 0, f'''(Let's go shuckles) = 1

 

[Low-Key]

 

[Mathy]

∀ Let's go shuckles, f'(Let's go shuckles) < 0, f''(Let's go shuckles) < 0, f'''(Let's go shuckles) = 1

This is impossible if Let's go shuckles can be all reals, but f(x) = x³/6 - Cx² + Dx + E is a solution as long as 2C² > D and you restrict x to be within (2C - √(4C² - 2D), 2C).

...Fuck, I just got nerd sniped

 

[Dead by Daylight]

d/dx(good thread) = good'(thread) + good(thread')

 

[phoopes]

Math thread?

Post in thread 'SmogOFF DOOM'

Mar 20, 2025

Still looking at my life, it doesn't really add up
I was born under a bad sign, minus
The bad for the most part, but in addition, I
Subtracted some day ones in my second edition, cuz their
Negativity, it multiplied, I'm
Positive that they only wanted to divide, it was
Addition by subtraction, the value was absolute,
I might be a square, but I still got roots

And a tattoo of a C, stands for complex
Not imaginary, just for some context
I'm convex, not concave, I got a vertex
Higher than yours, I'm at the apex
Not to be mean, but stay on your side of the median
That's the mode I'm on, hope...

• phoopes

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[BreadLoeuf]

I only know derivational morphology.

Let's Go Shuckles
Let's Go Shucklism (cf. ideal > idealism)
Let's Go Shucklist (cf. ideal > idealist)
Anti-Let's Go Shucklist (cf. imperialist > anti-imperialist)

That's all I got for now. Bye.

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

React as if you were posting on whatever good thread was already made.

huh, yeah, i suppose americans are quite annoying to schedule with.

 

[solrock the great]

guy who thinks smogoff is a dying art form

 

[Eledyr]

Have you ever heard of the function that is continuous in all points but also not derivable in any of them?

Let's go shuckles would probably hate it

 

[Rugi]

Ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I finna derive a nut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rugi]

Grow well my child, we need enough rivatives to make it through the Winter

 

[skippergamez]

d/dx(good thread) = good'(thread) + good(thread')

Actually d/dx(good thread) would just be 0 therefore there is nothing to derive from a good thread (with respect to x), therefore good threads are meaningless