The derivative thread

[Let's go shuckles]

Let's face the harsh truth. Smogoff's best days are behind her and all the good thread ideas have already been. Because of this, I'm taking a note from modern day Hollywood and remaking every good thread. React as if you were posting on whatever good thread was already made.

 

[Adeleine]

∀ Let's go shuckles, f'(Let's go shuckles) < 0, f''(Let's go shuckles) < 0, f'''(Let's go shuckles) = 1

 

[Low-Key]

 

[Mathy]

∀ Let's go shuckles, f'(Let's go shuckles) < 0, f''(Let's go shuckles) < 0, f'''(Let's go shuckles) = 1

Click to collapse...

This is impossible if Let's go shuckles can be all reals, but f(x) = x³/6 - Cx² + Dx + E is a solution as long as 2C² > D and you restrict x to be within (2C - √(4C² - 2D), 2C).

...Fuck, I just got nerd sniped

 

[Dead by Daylight]

d/dx(good thread) = good'(thread) + good(thread')

 

[phoopes]

Math thread?

https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/smogoff-doom.3720526/page-3#post-10487511

 

[BreadLoeuf]

I only know derivational morphology.

Let's Go Shuckles
Let's Go Shucklism (cf. ideal > idealism)
Let's Go Shucklist (cf. ideal > idealist)
Anti-Let's Go Shucklist (cf. imperialist > anti-imperialist)

That's all I got for now. Bye.

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

React as if you were posting on whatever good thread was already made.

Click to collapse...

huh, yeah, i suppose americans are quite annoying to schedule with.

 

[solrock the great]

guy who thinks smogoff is a dying art form

 

[Eledyr]

Have you ever heard of the function that is continuous in all points but also not derivable in any of them?

Let's go shuckles would probably hate it

 

[Rugi]

Ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I finna derive a nut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rugi]

Grow well my child, we need enough rivatives to make it through the Winter

 

[skip]

d/dx(good thread) = good'(thread) + good(thread')

Click to collapse...

Actually d/dx(good thread) would just be 0 therefore there is nothing to derive from a good thread (with respect to x), therefore good threads are meaningless

 

[chroma_2903]

everyone react to this message with bellsprout wow

 

[Blizihguh]

Have you ever heard of the function that is continuous in all points but also not derivable in any of them?

Let's go shuckles would probably hate it

Click to collapse...

More into functions that are discontinuous everywhere. Conway's Base 13 function is my (dar)beau