Funeral Simulator

[Dead by Daylight]

Hello all, it is with a heavy heart that I announce the passing of an unnamed person.

While I don’t know this person, it is with sadness that they passed on Oct. 18th.

Please pay your respects ITT.

 

[Blizihguh]

I first met person at a place. As you would imagine, there were a number of people around. What struck me most about person was their quality. Of course, I think we all remember their many qualities, but I couldn't have known all of that at the time!

Over the years, person was always there, in the place that they presently were. And I know if they were here right now, they'd be thinking thoughts. I know I'll always think about them, whenever they are relevant, memory permitting.

 

[sheepie]

*silence*



(im the unnamed person after the next smuggling run)

 

[chroma_2903]

"of course this is a tremendously sad day for all of us gathered here today. but it doesn't have to be..." as i stand up and pull out an inconspicous old leather tome of completely normal origin

 

[phoopes]

I’m just here for the luncheon to follow

 

[solrock the great]

gimmie a sec, need to repurpose the birth speech, since thats the last major event in person's life right?

 

[Dorron]

Who we lootin today

 

[Gaboswampert]

they owed me 5 bucks. i'd like to have their skull if they cant pay now tho

 

[mysticmarshtomp]

can we just skip to their will i want to see if i got anything

 

[chroma_2903]

can we just skip to their will i want to see if i got anything

wanting a skip cutscene button at funerals is crazy work

 

[Dead by Daylight]

will
Gaboswampert: $5000
that’s it

 

[Dead by Daylight]

also ty. I went through the obits and found a great funeral to use these at

 

[mysticmarshtomp]

will
Gaboswampert: $5000
that’s it

fuck

 

[Dabob95]

allow me to bestow the most respectful gesture I know how.

F

 

[Let's go shuckles]

Just use a phoenix down? Lol?

 

[vishy fishy]

I attempt to kill myself then put myself in the will then revive myself for a infinite money glocht (glocht is trendy)

 

[internet]

personally, i'll always remember person for their personality, for how personable they were, and for how they added a personal touch to everything they did

 

[crowo]

person retired from living at the age of old, surrounded by family and natural causes. a librarian from birth, person was an avid collector of dust. they had a sweet heart and married their high school. person loved having hobbies and helping their sons to be disadvantaged youths. they had no horses but thought they did. the church gave them a choir because they sang like bird and looked like bird and person was a bird. they owed us so many poems.

The funeral will be held in 1977 at heaven. In lieu of flowers, send person more life.

 

[vishy fishy]

they had a sweet heart and married their high school.