Funeral Simulator

[Dead by Daylight]

Hello all, it is with a heavy heart that I announce the passing of an unnamed person.

While I don’t know this person, it is with sadness that they passed on Oct. 18th.

Please pay your respects ITT.

 

[Blizihguh]

I first met person at a place. As you would imagine, there were a number of people around. What struck me most about person was their quality. Of course, I think we all remember their many qualities, but I couldn't have known all of that at the time!

Over the years, person was always there, in the place that they presently were. And I know if they were here right now, they'd be thinking thoughts. I know I'll always think about them, whenever they are relevant, memory permitting.

 

[sheepie]

*silence*



(im the unnamed person after the next smuggling run)

 

[chroma_2903]

"of course this is a tremendously sad day for all of us gathered here today. but it doesn't have to be..." as i stand up and pull out an inconspicous old leather tome of completely normal origin

 

[phoopes]

I’m just here for the luncheon to follow

 

[solrock the great]

gimmie a sec, need to repurpose the birth speech, since thats the last major event in person's life right?

 

[Dorron]

Who we lootin today

 

[Gaboswampert]

they owed me 5 bucks. i'd like to have their skull if they cant pay now tho

 

[mysticmarshtomp]

can we just skip to their will i want to see if i got anything

 

[chroma_2903]

can we just skip to their will i want to see if i got anything

wanting a skip cutscene button at funerals is crazy work

 

[Dead by Daylight]

will
Gaboswampert: $5000
that’s it

 

[Dead by Daylight]

also ty. I went through the obits and found a great funeral to use these at

 

[mysticmarshtomp]

will
Gaboswampert: $5000
that’s it

fuck

 

[Dabob95]

allow me to bestow the most respectful gesture I know how.

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