In the toilet at work rn

[Rugi]

Sorry id like to come up with a better thread but I've already been in here for six minutes any longer and I'll be losing Valuable shareholder value

 

[adjectivenoun]

Boss makes a dollar.

I make a dime.

That's why I smogpost on company time.

 

[vishy fishy]

How did you get stuck in the toilet?

 

[internet]

ancient japanese shitposting technique

 

[phoopes]

MAMP already cornered the market on literal shitposting at work in the “only post while you’re at work” thread smh

 

[Rugi]

MAMP already cornered the market on literal shitposting at work in the “only post while you’re at work” thread smh

My work toilet shows a variety of ads for bowel health products and if you stay in the toilet for over 10 minutes a little screen lights up and recommends you go see a doctor

 

[Adeleine]

i hope you don't get the monster

 

[chroma_2903]

brrrr skibidi dop dop yes yes

 

[Don Vascus]

Look man if there's gonna be more than 12 hours between me gettting out of my house before the sun comes up and the time i finally return home the least the company can do i let me lose some weight at work

 

[Rugi]

My work toilet shows a variety of ads for bowel health products and if you stay in the toilet for over 10 minutes a little screen lights up and recommends you go see a doctor

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

pathetic. anything under 10mins doesn't even count as a shit. you're just pissing at that point.

 

[phoopes]

pathetic. anything under 10mins doesn't even count as a shit. you're just pissing at that point.

so now we’re gatekeeping taking a shit. I’ve seen it all. Might be time to log off for the day

 

[Mathy]

you think you're a true fan of shitting? name 3 toilets

 

[vishy fishy]

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U gotta be shitting me

 

[Sijih]

My work toilet shows a variety of ads for bowel health products and if you stay in the toilet for over 10 minutes a little screen lights up and recommends you go see a doctor

i thought this was a shitpost about a dystopian future where every minute of your life is tracked and advertised but you're actually serious wtf

 

[BestDatrix]

i was going to pisspost but i feel like pissposting when you work for IGA is a bit of a dick move

 

[chroma_2903]

you think you're a true fan of shitting? name 3 toilets

corner, wall mounted, floor mounted. gg

 

[Rugi]

If you stay in the toilet even longer it starts showing you hemorrhoid treatment ads

BUSINESSMAN DEATH GAME
LAST ONE TO NOT SIT DOWN WINS!
2 PEOPLE REMAINING

Damn... sit down already!

Heh, I ain't sitting down just yet...

Or should I say, I literally can't sit down

You bastard! You wouldn't...

That's right...

I have a BOMB (hemorrhoid) up my ass

 

[crowo]

what is this world we live in. why are there anime standing duels on the shitroom tv at work

 

[Martin]

So I was on this job, right, and I had the shits. So I go to use the john. Left my gun outside on the table. Didn't think it mattered—it didn't tend to matter. Anyway, I sat down, did my business, read my monthly comic rag for a bit—nothing spectacular, as far as shits go—then I stood up, wiped, flushed, and went to leave the bathroom. But then there was this other guy standing there when I opened the door—a bald guy in a beige jacket—and he was pointing my own gun at me. Stared at him for a few seconds. Didn't say anything. Didn't threaten him or nothin'. Couldn't even if I wanted to. And then that motherfucker fired at me. Stained my suit with blood. Ruined it. Terrible day.

 

[chroma_2903]

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