Best and his mother and Datrix lived alone in a small house on a hill. Best and Datrix kept to themself - drawing pictures and playing with their Nintento DS as Best's mom watched Verlisify broadcasts on the television. Life was simple and they were both happy. That was, until the day Best's mom heard a voice from above. "Your son has become corrupted by Good Pokemon Content. He needs to be saved."
I will proceed to steal this, thank you good sir.