ALL HAIL THE LORD OF DARKNESS. ALL HAIL HIS POWER, FOR HE HAS DECREED FOR MY 666TH POST, I "HYPE HIM UP". THIS DEMON, THIS UNQUENCHABLE IS PRE-DESTINED TO CONSUME ALL THAT HE TOUCHES, TO DESTROY ALL WHO STAND AGAINST HIM, AND KILL ALL THINGS THAT DARE PUSH HIM AWAY. HE HAS INVADED YOUR HEARTS. HE HAS INVADED YOUR MINDS. HE HAS INVADED AND HE WILL CONQUER. HE ALWAYS HAS AND HE ALWAYS WILL!
THE HERALDING MAKES HIM STRONGER! ON THE NEXT POST, HE WILL SCREAM WITH THE ETERNAL JAWS OF HIS FORM, AND WE WILL BOW TO OUR LORD. HE WILL COME! AND HE WILL RAIN FIRE ON YOUR LANDS AND SHIT FURY ON YOUR BREAKFAST.
HE IS COMING! NEXT POST HE IS COMING! HE WILL DESTROY YOU! SO BOW! BOW! BOW TO OUR KING!
BOW!