adding gambling to more goods and services

[Magic Mayhem Maiden]

Randomized Batteries: they'll last for an unknown amount of time, making menial tasks that much more fun

 

[Eledyr]

Randomized air breathing: remember when breathing was free? Well it's no more the case. You either hit big at the slot machine and are allowed to breathe for the day... Or you don't.

 

[Adeleine]

Every time you react a post, the react is random.

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

Randomized air breathing: remember when breathing was free? Well it's no more the case. You either hit big at the slot machine and are allowed to breathe for the day... Or you don't.

theyre going to privatise air by 2030 (a BIG ASHLEY prediction) so this slots in nicely

 

[zxgzxg]

grocery blindboxes would lowk go crazy

 

[Adeleine]

Every time you react a post, the react is random.

Update.

You can cancel and react again to re-roll the random react.

However, when the original poster first views the notification, whatever react you applied then is permanent.

 

[Sijih]

grocery blindboxes would lowk go crazy

at the store trying to get the 1% tylenol kids drop for my sick child but i've rolled 150 pringles originals cans and i'm running out of money

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

Every time you react a post, the react is random.

admittedly one of the subtler likefarms i've come across. fair play.

 

[internet]

bag with 50% chocolate chip cookies and 50% raisin cookies

 

[BestDatrix]

There is now a 75% chance for a Smogon user to be a spambot.

 

[BestDatrix]

There is now a 75% chance for a Smogon user to be a spambot.

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

There is now a 75% chance for a Smogon user to be a spambot.

 

[mintwinter]

this post is brought to you by kalshi

 

[TheMantyke]

Oh damn. Damn dude you really got hosed opening this post, not going to lie. If I were you, I would swipe again and see if you can get a real hit on stream. The rates for an illustrator rare post are high enough you've got to hit one eventually. I promise you I am not resealing Smogon posts so you're only ever hitting bulk. We don't do that here on the Smogon whatnot.

 

[crowo]

grocery blindboxes would lowk go crazy

 

[DaddyBuzzwole]

grocery blindboxes would lowk go crazy

someone call hellofresh, i have a billion-dollar idea

 

[uppa]

My buddy uses empty hello fresh boxes to covertly leave cat food on his porch every week for the strays at our apartment complex. No zinger here, I just think its sweet and clever to get around the dont-feed-the-strays rule

 

[internet]

putting my post in a completely random thread instead of the one about feeding animals because im a true gambler