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KNIFE FIGHT (okay maybe some johns allowed) (insert knife emoji here)

Sijih

Sijih

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Hello smogoff, it has been 1,084 days since the last knife fight started and 760 days (johners...) since the last knife fight ended and there's an iron taste in the air that's telling me it's high time for another.

As usual, there are no rules. Well besides for the one rule, which is that competitors must agree on the ruleset that they're using. The exception makes the rule right?
Best of 1 single elimination, 4 day deadline per round.

Use wit, use trickery, and use creativity to prevail. Ghosting, bribery, general subterfuge and cheating, nothing is off limits! The more entertaining and imaginative the competition or the competitor, the better.

If you want to sign up post "in" below. Signups close February 1 @ 4am UTC.

The prize will be the satisfaction that you can only get from knowing that you're truly the best.
I look forward to seeing the glory of competition. And tell your friends about this. The more fighters the merrier.

gali  vs  adjectivenoun
Magic Mayhem Maiden  vs  Bog Monster (hired robotic mercenaries to compete at smash)
solrock the great  vs  shadowpea (randbtas mayhem 24v24 first blood bo3)
RainWaiv  vs  Dead by Daylight (15+0 chess)
vishy fishy  vs  iPetBigfoot
phoopes  vs  NDK (firstposting competition)
skip  vs  swordisbored
Blizihguh  vs  a fairy (more likable pet competition)
fiish  vs  olivia
Don Vascus  vs  BestDatrix (clash royale)
frogfacts  vs  vesp
kiru  vs  Just A Shroom God
BP  vs  Teh (likefarm)
Mechalico  vs  ChaosNinjaGaming (sv randbat)
PHB11677  vs  Clem (machampion only dynamic punch only battle of doom in gsc)
The Gungeon master  vs  Geysers (gen7 bf b05)
BIG ASHLEY  vs  uppa
Local Dog  vs  chimp
Uber45  vs  chroma_2903
igiveuponaname  vs  Audio Peel (1v1 factory b09)
Eledyr  vs  TGA
DragonPhoenix333  vs  Bye 1
DaddyBuzzwole  vs  Bye 2
bro torterra  vs  Bye 3

iPetBigfoot  vs  kiru
frogfacts  vs  Bog Monster
swordisbored  vs  bro torterra
gali  vs  Blizihguh
BestDatrix  vs  chimp
DragonPhoenix333  vs  Dead by Daylight (battle of the minds)
Clem  vs  TGA (smogcord kunc bo10)
BP  vs  DaddyBuzzwole (randbats bo3)
Uber45  vs  uppa (superior quiz knowledge)
ChaosNinjaGaming  vs  Geysers (randbat bo3)
shadowpea  vs  Audio Peel
olivia  vs  phoopes (slander battle in this thead)

BP  vs  Audio Peel (rands bo3)
Bog Monster  vs  Dead by Daylight (NYT strands speedun)
phoopes  vs  Geysers (kevin durant vs kevin durant guillotine showdown)
Clem  vs  iPetBigfoot
uppa  vs  Blizihguh (digital golf)
BestDatrix  vs  bro torterra (metronome battle)

bro torterra  vs  BP (randbats bo3)
Clem  vs  phoopes (drinking contest)
Blizihguh  vs  Dead by Daylight (mini cryptic speedrun)
mechalico clause winner: Mechalico (logo)

phoopes  vs  Mechalico (win legitimacy competition)
BP  vs  Blizihguh (extremely nauseating curd eating competition)

phoopes vs Blizihguh
winner announcement here
 
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Siatam said:
Unfortunately I'm going to have to John on this one.

I hereby relinquish my rights to the Smogoff Knife Fight No Johns™ IP to anyone who Wow reacts this post.
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Also I don't think you have the rights buddy
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As PHB has pointed out that I do have the rights to the Smogoff Knife Fight No Johns IP, I will hereby grant Sijih an exclusive, non-transferrable, one-time license to host a Smogoff Knife Fight No Johns tournament. This license shall not be inferred to provide any ownership or to deny any rights to myself or the six other primary shareholders identified via a two-year old wow react ballot.
 
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