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KNIFE FIGHT (okay maybe some johns allowed) (insert knife emoji here)

Sijih I would like to contest this decision
TGA & I have been trying to play kunc in smogcord for the past few days, I've tried to schedule here while TGA contacted me on discord two separate times
I didn't get a chance to get back go them when they did so, as I've been slightly busy for the past two days, but they clearly did more effort than I did in the scheduling attempt
if you don't agree with giving us an extension, which I would understand, TGA deserves to move on to the next round
 
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won smogcord kunc, 10-4 ggs
done Sijih thanks for allowing us to play

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Unfortunately I johned with my predictions! Like many others have done in this stabfest!
I will respect olivia for angryreacting, that beat was fire and made phoopes show a sliver of john.

BP  vs  Audio Peel - What's in front of BP? That's right, AP. Unfortunately for Audio Peel, they are the underdog now that BP heeded my words and busted out their custom avatar.
Bog Monster  vs  Dead by Daylight - BIG ASHLEY threatened me with legal repercussions, but I should have actually been afraid of daylight. Please do not use Diplomacy against me. We will need to see if Bog Monster can also survive a sucker punch of a game.
phoopes vs Geysers - Some cosmic radiation bullshit is going to flip the result one minute before deadline. Mark my words.
Clem  vs  iPetBigfoot - While the Machamp Only Dymanic Punch Only battle cannot be beat (except for my battle), all that goodwill instantly vanished in the next round. Plus iPetBigfoot somehow still has not posted in this thread, wtf.
uppa  vs  Blizihguh - Not only did uppa win with aura in Round 1, but they played country quizzes for Round 2! Huge fan! I am now wondering what Bliz's secondary weapon is after their dog.
BestDatrix  vs  bro torterra - Unfortunately I was rooting for both of these people. BestDatrix has improved at Smogoffing since two years ago, I will go with them.
Right  vs  Mechalico - Sijih gave the knife to Mechalico only to retract it, but Mechalico stabbed without a knife anyways.
 
Calling Act.

Opp hasnt responded to my scheduling attempts and im busy Today, Tomorrow, and Monday.
 
phoopes said:
Busy three days in a row for knife fight is a super John dude
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Today is Valentine's Day. Tomorrow I have 2 other games I scheduled and am having dinner with my girlfriend's parents. Monday, I work until 6 PM and have to lift.
 
Unfortunately my work schedule has been awful all week (12 hour days wooooo) so I'm going to have to turn my results in, like, an hour before deadline. Also I'm only like 80% sure my switch will turn on. The Switch game was already my backup so if it doesn't I'm going to have to find a backup backup game lol. But I swear on my honor as a knife fighter, I will play some kind of golf
 
Golfing transpired

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uppa it turns out Clubhouse only has 9 hole. I believe this is also true of Wii Sports but if you ended up playing 18 holes somehow we can work it out. Forgot how much I love Clubhouse Golf, when I first got the game I hated it but at a certain point I started to love it and ended up grinding it a lot. I am definitely a bit rusty but I'm still happy with this score at least.
 
Knife fight round 4

apparently we have still not learned that we can not trust phoopes in formats where he has control over his team
blizihguh put up a tiger woods level performance on the links and DBD proved once again that he has metagross level intelligence

bro torterra  vs  BP
Clem  vs  phoopes
Blizihguh  vs  Dead by Daylight
mechalico clause winner: TBD

deadline is feb 20 7AM UTC


MECHALICO CLAUSE

In the interest of extra excitement and also not having to do a 3 way finals I am going to give one person the opportunity to revival blessing/exit the gulag/get medical syringed (depending on which game you like most). The person who is brought back via mechalico clause will participate in round 5 to make it so there are 4 total participants instead of 3.

To be eligible for mechalico clause you must have been knocked out of this tournament via defeat in battle, not via act call or coinflip.

The competition for mechalico clause will be creating the best knife fight logo as judged by me. The rules are no outside resources (stock photos, generative ai, etc.) and it must be done digitally in microsoft paint or another equally simple drawing program (no layers, no fancy tools, etc.) or physically via pen and paper.
Post your logo in the thread and the best logo as judged by me will be reentered into the knife fight.

If you are knocked out in round 4 you are still eligible for mechalico clause so you might want to prepare a logo just in case, even if you are still in the competition right now.

deadline for mechalico clause is same as deadline for r4, so feb 20 @ 7AM UTC
 
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