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KNIFE FIGHT (okay maybe some johns allowed) (insert knife emoji here)
- Thread starter Sijih
- Start date
first he snaked geysers. now he abuses his powers against an innocent mechalico.
how can I have faith in the moderation of this community when such blatant abuses of power are left unchecked? I say, to those who care, that this will not stand.
how can I have faith in the moderation of this community when such blatant abuses of power are left unchecked? I say, to those who care, that this will not stand.
IN FACT YOU KNOW WHAT phoopes Since you have proven yourself willing and capable of forgery, I am hereby claiming that none of your victories in this thread ever happened. That's right, none of them. And I hereby challenge you to prove that they actually happened by getting statements from, idk let's say, 2 of your 4 past opponents this contest saying that they did indeed lose. and it HAS to be in a non-forgeable way since we can't trust forum posts any more. whatever non-forgeable means. maybe dms or discord messages are non-forgeable? idfk
NDK olivia Geysers Clem the tip lines are open. Did you truly lose in valiant combat to phoopes? Or did you simply get backstabbed in your sleep? Reach out and let us know. (ideally us both)
If two or more of these four opponents claim you won, I will humbly accept defeat; if one or fewer claim you won, I will not-so-humbly claim victory.
Oh and as a bonus if you get all four of them to say that you won I'll doodle you whatever you want for free.
ok sounds good lmk if we have a deal ok ty ty byebye
NDK olivia Geysers Clem the tip lines are open. Did you truly lose in valiant combat to phoopes? Or did you simply get backstabbed in your sleep? Reach out and let us know. (ideally us both)
If two or more of these four opponents claim you won, I will humbly accept defeat; if one or fewer claim you won, I will not-so-humbly claim victory.
Oh and as a bonus if you get all four of them to say that you won I'll doodle you whatever you want for free.
ok sounds good lmk if we have a deal ok ty ty byebye
Mechalico hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad
Signing up for knife fight and then getting mad when your opponent bends the rules is peak cope
That said…
^specifically said he’s going to enter second chance so that’s an admitted loss
^olivia agreeing with the statement that I “absolutely eviscerated” her
Sure, I use dirty cheap tricks. But this is a knife fight, it’s all allowed. You’re just the only opponent salty enough to throw a hissy fit about it
I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
Signing up for knife fight and then getting mad when your opponent bends the rules is peak cope
That said…
Sure, I use dirty cheap tricks. But this is a knife fight, it’s all allowed. You’re just the only opponent salty enough to throw a hissy fit about it
I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
On a COMPLETELY unrelated note can we do a knife fight side bracket? By which I mean I want to see Princess and autumn knife fight. Winner gets to face Princess Autumn
Managing a team with you guys would be something special
why did he say this
He’s trying to use dig against your bellibolt
Anyone else feel like the new MF PHOOPES track is kinda mid? Did he fall off?
MF PHOOPES needs to stick to production. What are these lyrics? Where is the drive? The passion? At this rate, he’s going to release the next Vultures 2 equivalent!
Editing my posts and forging a defeat message from me is less bending and more straight-up breaking, which is impressive given there's only one rule to break in this no-rules tournament, but I digress. You provided what I asked for, therefore, I concede defeat. Have fun in the finals! No comment as to who I'm rooting for.
This take has the John spirit about it, but I also don't have a horse in this race on account of committing ritual suicide in the first round, so I'll post it anyway: I wouldn't mind if abuse of mod tools was the one prohibited trick for knife fight. For me, part of what's appealing about knife fight is the way that participants are all equal in terms of their ability to wield clever trickery to their advantage, and that's kind of dampened if only one participant can edit the other's posts in order to subvert tactics, you know?
This is, of course, off the table if both opponents have mod tools. All's fair in that matchup.
This is, of course, off the table if both opponents have mod tools. All's fair in that matchup.
i knew you were a plant but could you make it any less obvious?
the entire second part of the battle was theatrics. phoopes "overlooked" a victory because it would look too suspious.
i know phoopes. i want to stab his lights out for god's sake he would NEVER do something like this normally.
something fishy is afoot... and i pray i'm not jinxing the possible BP/Bliz victory.
Something FISHY?
Using an advanced strategy I was able to get my time down to about ten seconds, but I would describe the experience as "fairly Guantanamo-like." Definitely not a recommended way to eat cheese curds. Culver's curds are already pretty mid (really everything other than the custard is), this method did not elevate them.
Unfortunately I was not able to make my phone camera flip mid-recording, so I did not get video of me eating the curds. But I did get a video of my technique, which I think should make it clear how I was able to achieve such a low time.
Astute viewers will notice I included a sixteenth cheese curd. I was concerned that there might be some leftover, so I wanted to hedge my bets that there would be AT LEAST 15 cheese curds consumed. I do not think it made a meaningful difference.
Admittedly I probably could have just turned my camera around in my hand, but tbh I was already not that thrilled at the idea of posting a Blair Witch style mukbang video where you can tell I am about to vomit before I even start eating the thing. I am like 100% sure I have students that use this site and they don't need to see that lol. Kids, if you're reading this: do not try this at home.
Unfortunately I was not able to make my phone camera flip mid-recording, so I did not get video of me eating the curds. But I did get a video of my technique, which I think should make it clear how I was able to achieve such a low time.
Admittedly I probably could have just turned my camera around in my hand, but tbh I was already not that thrilled at the idea of posting a Blair Witch style mukbang video where you can tell I am about to vomit before I even start eating the thing. I am like 100% sure I have students that use this site and they don't need to see that lol. Kids, if you're reading this: do not try this at home.