KNIFE FIGHT (okay maybe some johns allowed) (insert knife emoji here)

[Sijih]

KNIFE FIGHT KNIFE FIGHT KNIFE FIGHT
FINALS FINALS FINALS FINALS FINALS

The two most dangerous knife fighters remain.

phoopes vs Blizihguh

no deadline but if you don't get this done in a timely manner (e.g. less than 10 months or whatever the last one was) I'm going to replace you two with clem and bestdatrix
if you do something that allows spectators then post the time of your battle in this thread

batalhar!

 

[Uber45]

I'm supporting the one who isn't phoopes

 

[Blizihguh]

phoopes We've already squared off in the SmogOFF DOOM thread so the natural conclusion is to take it to our other shared domain. This Wednesday's New Yorker daily crossword, fastest solve wins. They're free online and anyway it's the better NYC-based news outlet Clicking the assist button is banned. In the event that there is no full-size puzzle on Wednesday for some reason we can do whatever the most recent one at that time is, presumably the Tuesday lol. It seems like they only do full-size from Monday to Wednesday which is weird but hey, I'm not the one publishing the magazine. I will record my completion for the enjoyment of the masses.

 

[BestDatrix]

Bliz you fool you didn't ban google

 

[Blizihguh]

Bliz you fool you didn't ban google

Fair point, but honestly googling shit takes time. If Phoopes wants to ban that he can. Mostly what I was concerned about was that he was going to click "Reveal grid" lol

 

[phoopes]

phoopes We've already squared off in the SmogOFF DOOM thread so the natural conclusion is to take it to our other shared domain. This Wednesday's New Yorker daily crossword, fastest solve wins. They're free online and anyway it's the better NYC-based news outlet Clicking the assist button is banned. In the event that there is no full-size puzzle on Wednesday for some reason we can do whatever the most recent one at that time is, presumably the Tuesday lol. It seems like they only do full-size from Monday to Wednesday which is weird but hey, I'm not the one publishing the magazine. I will record my completion for the enjoyment of the masses.

I accept your terms. I’ll also break out the ‘ol OBS to record myself “for the enjoyment of the masses.”

May the best knife fighter win!

 

[BP]

honestly a bit upset I didnt about blending the curds

 

[Blizihguh]

honestly a bit upset I didnt about blending the curds

I'mma be real with you chief you dodged a bullet

 

[BestDatrix]

Fair point, but honestly googling shit takes time.

You take performance enchancing search engines BEFORE races last I checked

 

[phoopes]

Hello knife fighters and knife fighting fans:

I have completed today's New Yorker crossword. I submitted to Sijih for review, and will post the video once Blizihguh confirms that he has also completed the crossword and sent it Sijih's way. Best of luck to my fellow finalist. You'll need it. :shots fired:

 

[Magic Mayhem Maiden]