do you think aliens would let their pet humans have peanuts?

[vesp]

I was telling my friend about my antixvax doctor neighbour, who feeds her dogs grapes. The dog is totally fine. grapes killung dogs instantly is probably an allergy thing? Mades you think.. would aliens let their pet Timmies have peanuts? there was this one kid I met who couldn't even smell them! like he wass so allergic the smell particles would kill him. his life sucks I bet.

 

[Let's go shuckles]

I don't think there will be any Peanuts to give to kids. They already poisoned Snoopy with grapes.

 

[Dead by Daylight]

I don't think there will be any Peanuts to give to kids. They already poisoned Snoopy with grapes.

Maybe they can feed kids Hobbes. I reckon that’d be pretty G.R.O.S.S, though.

 

[ScribeofRevocis]

Depends if the aliens are good aliens.. So probably not, because then why would they even have us as pets anyway? We're not cats or dogs..

 

[BestDatrix]

they're animals so of course it's ok to have them as pets

 

[mintwinter]

ofc, how else would we get this?

 

[grovylestand!]

Maybe they can feed kids Hobbes. I reckon that’d be pretty G.R.O.S.S, though.

CALVIN HOBBES REFERENCE?

 

[metagross does architectu]

honestly yeah but like… only the unsalted ones

aliens would 100% be like “hmm yes, tiny human seems happy when given crunchy oval… give more” and then immediately google “can humans explode from too many peanuts” after you eat like 3 handfuls

also you just KNOW some alien vet is out there like
“sir your human is… chunky. cut back on legumes.”

meanwhile the human is in a little enclosure like
shaking container “PEANUTS. PEANUTS NOW.”

so yeah they’d allow it… but in a very judgmental, clipboard-holding way