A blender that can never be turned off.
A smokeless alarm; it plays an alarm whenever there is not smoke.
A smoke alarm that emits a chirp every 10-30 seconds (variable) to let you know it's fully powered, with no battery issues.
Faux windows.
Cartoon style bombs with nuclear payloads.
Randomizing the Pokemon type chart every day.
Bounties on pickles.
rejected ideas for being too good (secret look into ado hq)
jumping spiders. to be clear this does not refer to Jumping Spiders, the existing family of arachnids, but web-weaving spiders that jump onto passerby from their webs, and/or make forward jumps off the ground a meter high, perfect for biting legs
liontigerbears
dollhouse with booby traps
having a 10% chance to randomize the pokemon type chart each month