"Gentlemen...Do whatever it takes to empty our coffers,
Lap dances, champagne dances, shower dances,
Oh, the things we can buy with a handful of bills,
It makes me excited, it gives me the chills,
They'll be filcher rubs, breeders, handbones, and tweeners,
zobos, and deebos, and blorbs for the eena.
For a one dollar bill you can pull down their zippers.
I am The Snorlax!
I speak for the strippers!"
That beating/sweep from your Snorlax made me think of the quote by Avery Bullock from American Dad.