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If Latios found a Klefki, the first thing he'd do is use taunt on that little fucker. So what if he can't learn it? He just fucking does it. Then he'd smack it with his wings. Then he'd use his psychic powers to pry it apart. Then he'd take each of the keys off and show them off to Latias. Then he'd laugh.
*pant*

Latios used Trick *takes klefki's keys.*
The opposing Klefki flinched *stunned by lack of intimidating keys.*
Latios used Fly *Flies away with the keys*
The opposing Klefki used Struggle and faints *Depressed and keyless klefki commits suicide*

Dragonite would confide in Klefki and become it's BFF. When Klefki has it's guard down, "DIE YOU USELESS BUNCH OF GAMEFREAK DERPINESS!!!" *dragonite used fire punch and buries it's victim with Earthquake.

Dragonite: "Lol, noob. Fairies and dragons can never be friends after fairies disgraced our manliness..."

Klefki, having defeated the dragons in OU sets his sights on new challenges. He decides to pursue Ubers. Klefki climbs Spear Pillar cocky & unafraid. He jingles all his keys loud enough to wake a sleeping Rayquaza. Rayquaza gets up, Klefki paralyzes it with thunder wave but Rayquaza's pecha berry clears it of paralysis. Rayquaza uses V-create. Klefki is dead.

The lochness monster (lockness monster in our case)(yes she's a dragon) . If Klefki attacked her, she would get stuck in her 'loch'! And then, since Klefki is stuck, her prankster wouldn't activate :) Klefki - prankster = owned.

the best dragon pokemon is garchomp.
garchomp uses eq klefki manages to survive because he burned garchomp with wil o whisp garchom tries eq again but klefki disables it.

ofcourse at that point it looks like garchomp cant do anything decent against klefki anymore. but garchomp knows fire fang. klefki finds out that fire attcks are 4 times effective against him.

only thing remaining is a pile of molten metal.

Well my favorite dragon is Latios (Because it is really cool) and if i would battle agains Kefky my Latios would cry until Kefky gets defeated ;)
(I am joking)
In a battle i would use Trick to get Kefky stall moves disabled and them i would use Surf until it gets defeated :)
And if i were using my DD Latios, i would use my DD and then EQ.
Thats all, Kefky is a good counter for my Latios xD.

My favorite dragon is Drogon from Game of Thrones! All Klefki needs to do is unlock Drogon's chambers, and pray he has Flash! If not, Drogon will emerge from the shadows and melt poor Klefki, and escape! :D

Garchomp
My Garchomp will first incapacitate it by using sand tomb,and making it get stuck in the sand,once stuck there,he will roast klefki with fire blast,the surroundings becoming hot too,and melt the key chain that is klefki and taking the keys and giving it back to the owners,then my GARCHOMP will outrage, and use earthquake to bury the melted remains of klefki forever

Puff the Magic Dragon FTW against Klefki!! He would ooze out a toxic haze that will cause Klefki to immediately become really hungry and then want to take a nap. Boom, game over, Klefki out for the count for hours :)

Once upon a time there was a pair of keys who became obsessed with a magical book. The keys were transported to a magical world full of bug monsters and witches and shit. They were befriended by a magical dog dragon thing named Falcor. Falcor took the keys to some giant ass rock monsters where he was promptly eaten by one of their mountain children.
~FIN~

My favorite dragon is Draco from DragonHeart. Draco would feign death as he does in the movie and then as Klefki so arrogantly claims defeat, Draco's eternal fire would incinerate Klefki into a motel pile of cheap metal. Contest aside, DragonHeart is a great movie.

Well you know, my man Salamence would be in his house, chillin', when all of the sudden, his homie D-nite came up crying in his house, complaining 'bout some key chain being a little bitch with all his Swagger. So, Salamence gets up to give this pair of keys a visit.