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Holy crap, this is just four minutes in, this is never going to end! lololol

They just walked through a big corn field to go to the city where you can clearly see a path that's right by a bridge, wtf?

Now they just teleported to being on the just mentioned bridge that was at least 60 feet away. <_<

Now they teleported into beach clothes.. I want these teleporting powers that they have. ):

OMA, the main characters get free food if they beat some random extras in a battle? I wonder who will win, the dumbass with dumbass skills and deus ex machina powers, or the extras, it's so hard to decide. :/

They have a heracross and a beutifly vs a piplup and a pikachu with immortality powers, I still can't decide who will win! D:

A pikachu using volt takle on a heracross while the piplup uses peck on the beutifly, I am getting logic seizures watching this now, ghahhh!

the heracross just used flame thrower on piplup while the beautifly used ice beam on pikachu....call.......call a doctor! ghahh. *faints*

the beautifly used silver wind on both of them and piplup is now using peck on heracross, vitals...slowly stabilizing now.

pikachu used an iron tail to stop the beuatifly from using shadow ball thus causing it to explode on said beautifly, while piplup is actually using whirlpool as AN ATTACK TO DEAL DAMAGE. *CLEAR* *GZZZZZZZZZT*

said whirl pool just hit both pokemon and got hit with a thunderbolt while they're both in the mid air whirl pool, because logic. *five hundred amps!* *GZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*

And of course ash etc wins, because logic! Must watch cat videos now or I will not survive!

And now they are eating the water melon which is symbolism for the fruits of our labor that we CONSUME after winning the BATTLE of our daily lives.

"mm I can feel the positive energy flowing from this place" "ahh it feels so GREAT!" no, that's not energy you're feeling, it's the buzz from the "gloom spores" the writers were sniffing.

And now we're back to inaccurate light travel land where the weather has a 100% chance of Arceus cluster Fing the entire place.

Notice how every thing with a brain is running from the energy Arceus is about to explode on the town but the idiots known as ash and pikachu? That's because they don't have brains OR THEY WOULD RUN FOR THEIR LIVES!

FFS there's giant typhoons of water being sucked up into another dimension and ash only feels the pull of said dimension's gravity NOW, this is as bad as sharknado 2 when they were at the top of the empire state building!

And now Giratina is fighting dialga, because why? Because this is the newest pokemon movie and any logic should be shat on.

Go on, ash, run TOWARDS the giant dragons of time and other dimensions, go on, the animie will be better without you in it! :D

OMA a thunder creature and its master changed the history of this town? It has to be ash and can't POSSIBLY be some other looser WITH ANY OTHER ELECTRIC TYPE POKEMON.