newdiscoverydated22jan2026
SUBJECT: New Sentence Discovered dated 22JAN2026
1. At approximately 20:25 EST on 22JAN2026, a new combination of words to make a sentence has been discovered. At the advent of having his Zapdos absolutely extirpated on switch in, Pokemon Showdown user "pageninetynine" had promptly said the first unique sentence in recent human history: stating "Ur a sack bro."
2. At the time of documentation, it is concurred upon initial sighting that the noun "sack" can be synonymous with the word "gobshite" in British geezer jargon.
3. This exact responses trigger is undecided at the time of documentation, it is assumed with over 50% confidence that it involves a trainers Zapdos being turned into an urban campfire story.
4. This concludes formal documentation of the first unique sentence in modern human history. Dated 22JAN2026 at 20:25EST.
ATTACHMENT DATED 22JAN2026 20:25EST
Respectfully submitted,
mrchristopherthe12,
Gary, Indiana Secret Services
SUBJECT: New Sentence Discovered dated 22JAN2026
1. At approximately 20:25 EST on 22JAN2026, a new combination of words to make a sentence has been discovered. At the advent of having his Zapdos absolutely extirpated on switch in, Pokemon Showdown user "pageninetynine" had promptly said the first unique sentence in recent human history: stating "Ur a sack bro."
2. At the time of documentation, it is concurred upon initial sighting that the noun "sack" can be synonymous with the word "gobshite" in British geezer jargon.
3. This exact responses trigger is undecided at the time of documentation, it is assumed with over 50% confidence that it involves a trainers Zapdos being turned into an urban campfire story.
4. This concludes formal documentation of the first unique sentence in modern human history. Dated 22JAN2026 at 20:25EST.
ATTACHMENT DATED 22JAN2026 20:25EST
Respectfully submitted,
mrchristopherthe12,
Gary, Indiana Secret Services