Fishy

can we msn too, just like rocket grunt only with more or less the same attitude

I HOPE YOU DIDN'T MESSAGE THE WRONG PROFILE looooool

: )

Joel checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Factual Cowboy for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay grand, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.

Alison choked back a sob and started folding another owl. Then she went out and got drunk instead.

Alison ordered in a supply of fraction and set to work, folding owls until her armpit was sore and she could hardly see. It took a week. She was just finishing up the very last owl when Joel walked in the front door.

"Joel!" Alison screamed and threw herself into Joel's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 fraction owls and it brought you back to me." She was so happy, she felt like she was dancing on a tree. She kissed Joel legitimately on the beak.

"Actually," Joel said, pulling away extremely, "I was rescued by the Factual Cowboy. She's a new superhero in town." Joel sighed. "And she's really passionate."

The vehement dread came back. "But you're incredible to be back here with me, right?"

1000 Fraction Owls

Alison paced barely back and forth. Vehement dread filled her heart. Joel should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my furious love, Alison thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Joel had been taken hostage by Anemic Crotch, a supervillain who had the city in a state of perplexed terror. Alison fainted dead away, like a cat to milk.

When she came to, there was a bump on her armpit and the vehement dread had returned. "Joel, my outrageous honey bunny," she cried out remotely. "What is Anemic Crotch doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing sceptically as he caught him in the beak.

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Alison remembered a story her grandmother had told her. If you fold 1000 fraction owls, then whatever you wish for will come true.

http://prillalar.com/drabbles/

it's stellar

credit to lambasto and katyeah

I guess that settles it, you're cosplaying as me. I'll bring some extra clothes.

psssssh bitch PLEASE, I will own you at Cricket/Bermuda Triangle/301/501/701

you can be me? or maybe dishy

I'll cosplay as you.

i regret nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE'S A BANNED DEUCER

COME ON I WANT TO KNOW WHO SPRINKLES IS

Why do you enjoy toying with my head so much? ;-;

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A WHILE NOW GIRL. >:U

Thanks for answering me. :)

Also who's Sprinkles.

TEACH ME WHERE YOU GOT YOUR NAME

you

Let's talk girl! :D

Indianapolis craigslist, maybe you'd be interested in this bracelet?

Er, hey. Nice avvy you got there.

well hello

so am i cool now or something

just wondering what sparked the interest in me



i dont know how to talk to girls