Fishy

difficult to call out in the heat of the moment

listen guys this wasn't my idea

dear god

You managed to make your forum name worse. I'm impressed!

Oh, alison...

Hahahaha, I keep refreshing the page to see if it's still avaskfo93gt392\12rt3[-okg3g2okg32. And it is! :happybrain:

Just because I know it'll be changed back, eventually...

I just wanted to say that I KNEW you when you were avaskfo93gt392\12rt3[-okg3g2okg32.

<3

avaskfo93gt392\12rt3[-okg3g2okg32

AVASK, ME HEARTIES

last night i tried to convince someone that carpe diem was spanish for live your life

im out!!

YEAH THEY WERE SO BUMMED TO HEAR THAT YOU WOULDN'T ACTUALLY BE COMING THAT THEY CANCELED. ASSHOLE.

SO I FORGOT TO GO TO POKEMON CLUB LAST NIGHT so i didn't get a chance to talk to avdc90 about you for you LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN SORRY!

OMG fishy's page what message should i leave AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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Haha Fishy! I'm downnnnnnn! I wanna play just dance drunk!

But, it depends on what I am drinking as, quite honestly, there are times when I end up on all fours (like, walking is impossible... wtf... and my legs just kinda stop working properly to walk anyways). :)

Anywho, yeah, Marion is too freaking cute for words! I have no idea why it reminded me of you though, hahaha. :)

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs794.snc4/67415_629981634707_11602552_34940018_5814122_n.jpg

This reminded me of you! It is one of my good friends babies! and, uh, Jason agrees with me!

And don't ask who gets drunk on Monday nights; apparently it's name is AJers per sister-pressure.... :( But eventful night

Oh. My. GOD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YErnMIFcVWQ

Why yes, this is from my hometown. Welcome to my high school experience.

can we msn too, just like rocket grunt only with more or less the same attitude

I HOPE YOU DIDN'T MESSAGE THE WRONG PROFILE looooool

: )

Joel checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Factual Cowboy for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay grand, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.

Alison choked back a sob and started folding another owl. Then she went out and got drunk instead.

Alison ordered in a supply of fraction and set to work, folding owls until her armpit was sore and she could hardly see. It took a week. She was just finishing up the very last owl when Joel walked in the front door.

"Joel!" Alison screamed and threw herself into Joel's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 fraction owls and it brought you back to me." She was so happy, she felt like she was dancing on a tree. She kissed Joel legitimately on the beak.

"Actually," Joel said, pulling away extremely, "I was rescued by the Factual Cowboy. She's a new superhero in town." Joel sighed. "And she's really passionate."

The vehement dread came back. "But you're incredible to be back here with me, right?"

1000 Fraction Owls

Alison paced barely back and forth. Vehement dread filled her heart. Joel should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my furious love, Alison thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Joel had been taken hostage by Anemic Crotch, a supervillain who had the city in a state of perplexed terror. Alison fainted dead away, like a cat to milk.

When she came to, there was a bump on her armpit and the vehement dread had returned. "Joel, my outrageous honey bunny," she cried out remotely. "What is Anemic Crotch doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing sceptically as he caught him in the beak.

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Alison remembered a story her grandmother had told her. If you fold 1000 fraction owls, then whatever you wish for will come true.

http://prillalar.com/drabbles/

it's stellar

credit to lambasto and katyeah

I guess that settles it, you're cosplaying as me. I'll bring some extra clothes.