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  • Hey can I trust you with a secret about lanturn and I? I feel like we are pretty close and I'd like to tell someone cause it's hard to keep it locked inside
    I never hated fishy, I just was mean to her in order to get witless saps to white knight and flip out. It worked fairly well, wouldn't you agree?

    I've always been a sap, it just took a sweetheart of a girl to bring it out.
    Thank you so, so much for doubting my existence, but I can assure you that I am very, very real. And so is my affection for Kitten, as is his for me (as he has told you).


    Not that that alone will convince you or anything... lol.
    It's Ok, though; I can see why you always maintain a healthy level of skepticism. It's only logical to do so, because you can never really know for sure what's true. But I assure you, I am not Kitten's alt, nor am I a troll-- I am the real deal :)
    Is that your way of saying you accept it for what it is? Posting a skeleton apparently applauding?
    Check the IP's, she's on the norther part of the east coast of North America, I'm in lowly western canada.

    IT IS NOT A LIE PLEASE DONT SAY THINGS THAT MIGHT HURT HER FEELINGS
    You weren't showing me the love I needed

    ITS OVER ALREADY, YOU AND I, I FOUND SOMEONE OF AGE AND I AM NO LONGER A PEDOPHILE SUSPECT ON SMOGON
    I don't get the baseball reference as I'm not drunk enough or american enough

    but yeah, dude, you appear to have dun good...on a shrimp you weren't classifying based on a common name that was inappropriately applied. LUCK. But you dun good boy. You were classifying Heinrich, it was MUSCLES that was the Atya...and I got him AFTER my ban even.
    FUCK i mis spoke

    Brachyura has more dimorphism than the claws that is obvious- males have a lighthouse on the posterior venter and females have something that isn't a lighthouse. BOTH ARE DELICIOUS but only one you can keep around in your trap :/
    Dump the hoe, get with the bro*

    *there is a selection of gay men here that would happily service you
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