Haha good song :)
So, for now this is what I need done:
1. EV Larvitar with 252 HP/4 Atk/252 SDef, then level to 100 as Tyranitar(no moves) and clone two extra copies (you may keep a copy).
2. Level up (no moves) and then clone 2 extra copies of this Salamence.
3. EV wipe one of the 3 Salamences, and re-EV it with 116 Atk/216 SAtk/176 Speed.
4. Clone one extra copy of the same Salamence that you EV'd (you may keep a copy).
5. By the end of this you should be trading me back 3 Tyranitars with the designated EV spread, 2 Salamences with the original spread, and 2 Salamences with the new spread.