I've said this on the Smogon PO server before, but I really love the Featured Pokemon article on Issue 16.
Some call it amazing, some call it annoying, some even call it the "supidest shit ever," but everyone calls it Jellicent.
So next time you feel like putting opponents into a water-fueled rage, drop Jellicent in! It's tried, tested, and SOMALIA-approved!
It's just...hilarious. You should try that again, in my opinion.