SHELLSMASH PLZ!






(18:44:57) ±Porygon: Your rank in Wifi OU is 10/103148 [1616 points / 100 battles]!
Need I say more really? I have destroyed the best in Beta with 6-0 results using what this community calls a NU pokemon want to know more? Ive used a fun team to start with(by fun I mean a team that can win matches in less than 10 shots against almost anyone) and it got to ridiculous levels with no real core and lots of lols. Peaking at 1600+ and hitting top 10 in Wifi OU this team has been my favorite in all of pokemon and the only reason im posting it is because of the release of BW2 and soon enough random nubs and scrubs will be claiming they came up with my ideas(and actually getting it to work consistently).
Need I say more really? I have destroyed the best in Beta with 6-0 results using what this community calls a NU pokemon want to know more? Ive used a fun team to start with(by fun I mean a team that can win matches in less than 10 shots against almost anyone) and it got to ridiculous levels with no real core and lots of lols. Peaking at 1600+ and hitting top 10 in Wifi OU this team has been my favorite in all of pokemon and the only reason im posting it is because of the release of BW2 and soon enough random nubs and scrubs will be claiming they came up with my ideas(and actually getting it to work consistently).
So anyway for my awesome team to work Rain is basically needed(although not always).

Ok to start off Im using perma rain only choice is Politoed and I want it to survive a few hits so bulk and leftovers is my choice here. I also wanted to get my attacks powerful enough to damage opponents so I sacrificed any speed(which gives me choice of weather most of the time as a lead) for Spec Att.


Now a pokemon that can take a electric weakness out of the equasion, abuses weather, counters opposing weather to an extent and has acess to recovery. The evs in spec att give it the extra boost to take care of some counters and switch ins with predictions and still alot of bulk similar to politoad.



Grass problem? K my wall comes in here with a 4x resistance against grass, fire is neutral in rain so only the one weakness in electric is awesome to deal with in this team. It sets up hazards purely and walls thats its job and it works how it should.




Spinner time Starmie is where its at! Abuses weather, awesome movepool, speed to revenge almost anything non scarfed and life orb to destroy teams!





Specs Tornadus... switch in a non steel type plz I dare you! Just about 2hkos everything, U turn to scout and a suprise for ttar if you think you can just switch in with ease!






Ok the All star of the Team and what everything is built around.. What we here at smogon call a NU pokemon that destroys the Meta...
Its name is Whorebliss because come unprepared and lose simple. What you have a bpass team? Cool lead Poli switch to Gore and spore doesnt do $hit, shell smash and win. This pokemon makes people run bulky water pokemon or get your pants pulled down.
Like I said this team is to abuse everything I can in 1 team under rain that ruins stall based teams in minimum shots as possible while enjoying every single moment.
MY POGEYMANS:
Politoed
(GayFrog)
@ Leftovers
Trait: Drizzle
EVs: 76 HP / 96 Def / 252 SAtk / 56 SDef / 28 Spd
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Scald
- Hypnosis (Toxic or Hp Grass options)
- Ice Beam
- Haze
I will lead with this unless I am battling opposing Weather where ill start with either Tornadus or Skarmory. Max Bulk and Spec att is a must with leftovers giving this Toad extra bulk, add in Hypnosis and Scald to troll status with stab Scald making considerable damage to switch ins not named Blissey. Adding Ice beam is a must for those dragons and has great coverage. Haze straightout ruins Baton Pass Teams.
Thinking of changing Hypnosis for toxic or Hidden Power Grass thanks to input from Gamester

Politoed
(GayFrog)
@ Leftovers
Trait: Drizzle
EVs: 76 HP / 96 Def / 252 SAtk / 56 SDef / 28 Spd
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Scald
- Hypnosis (Toxic or Hp Grass options)
- Ice Beam
- Haze
I will lead with this unless I am battling opposing Weather where ill start with either Tornadus or Skarmory. Max Bulk and Spec att is a must with leftovers giving this Toad extra bulk, add in Hypnosis and Scald to troll status with stab Scald making considerable damage to switch ins not named Blissey. Adding Ice beam is a must for those dragons and has great coverage. Haze straightout ruins Baton Pass Teams.
Thinking of changing Hypnosis for toxic or Hidden Power Grass thanks to input from Gamester

Gastrodon
(Slut Slug)
@ Leftovers
Trait: Storm Drain
EVs: 20 HP / 152 Def / 252 SAtk / 80 SDef / 4 Speed
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Recover
- Ice Beam
- Earth Power (Toxic)
- Scald
Awesome pokemon that can switch into alot of pokemon to activate storm drain and gives volturn teams problems everywhere. Ofc im careful of grass attacks and hp grass from Rotom-W but getting tricked an item doesnt do much to stop a max spec att gastro spamming stab scalds in rain.Great team pokemon all round. Ice Beam to damage dragons like the dreaded Dragonite! Earth Power for coverage against opposing water pokemon. Evs give it bulk to take a outrage/banded ccombat from terrakon at full hp and return ohko it, the 4 speed evs make it outspeed other gastros when needed.
Dropping Spec Att evs for Def and adding toxic over earth power is an option also.

Skarmory
(Porii)
@ Leftovers
Trait: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 160 Def / 96 SDef
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Stealth Rock
- Spikes ( Brave Bird )
- Roost
- Whirlwind
This thing walls anything physical not called OP Terrakon using Close combat(or even Lucario spamming the same thing well generally anything spamming a stab close combat)its main purpose is to set up hazards (Stealth Rock 1st) and forces switches to wear down everything to help sweep. Walls scarfed and Banded Dragons just being careful of Magnezones running around but still Sturdy still allows me getting a layer of Spikes down when needed. Pretty standard but does its job of walling and hazards.
Brave Bird and Rocky Helmet can also work really well together in this set.

Starmie
(Specs Hoe)
@ Life Orb
Trait: Natural Cure
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Rapid Spin
- Thunder
- Ice Beam
- Surf ( Hydro Pump if you dont mind missing)
Rapid spinner that sweeps when needed?This pokemon enjoys the rain like no other abusing it with rain and stab boosted Surfs dealing awesome damage with Thunder taking out opposing bulky water pokemon and taking down opposing dragons with Ice Beam with that awesome speed!
Leftovers and Expert Belt are also really helpfill items with recovering a bit of life incase of hazards damage and Expert Belt faking the Specs set.

Tornadus
(All I Do)
@ Choice Specs
Trait: Prankster
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Naive Nature (+Spd, -Spec Def)
- U Turn ( Air Slash)
- Hurricane
- Hammer Arm
- Hidden Power Ice
All I Do is Hurricane!!!(unless ttar opposing then hammer arm suprise and weather win lololo) U Turn lead works well against defensive pokemon to avoid trouble and scout opposing team switches, HP Ice takes care of Dragonite and Salamence before boosts but sets there mainly for coverage because All I Do is....
Also Expert Belt is an awesome option if running a Shell Smash/ Baton Pass Gorebyss for awesome sweeping potential with Air Slash over U Turn as mentioned by Jeevs and Gamester.

Gorebyss
(WhoreBy$$)
@ White Herb
Trait: Hydration
EVs: 56 HP / 252 SAtk / 200 Spd
Modest nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Shell Smash
- Rest
- Ice Beam ( Baton Pass)
- Surf
This has set new standards of shell smash, easy shell smash gives you awesome power of 718 Spec Att!!! Shell Smash and Surf = win(almost).
It even 2hkos politoad/ferrothorn/RotomW/Gastro/Tentacruel with Surf so vaporeon with water absorb and roar or Jellicent are the only trouble that you have to seriously watch out for and in wifi OU you will know when to shell smash to set up a decent sweep. Ice Beam is there for those annoying dragons and Grass types that switch in thinking they will ohko Gorebyss eating a suprise Ice Beam causes rage! Hydration stops spores/ toxic spikes/ toxic/ para/ hypnosis and lets you abuse rest with decent bulk after a shell smash(with white herb activated) so you see blissey/chansey switch in and win!
Baton Pass can work extremely well as an option for Ice Beam or Rest to keep up the sweeping potential!
CONCLUSION:
Theres the team of pr0 smashing in rain with just enough balance to let it be a threat to any team! It has its flaws and can be adjusted to be slightly better for some standard play but theres the team to look, admire, critisize and comment!
Theres the team of pr0 smashing in rain with just enough balance to let it be a threat to any team! It has its flaws and can be adjusted to be slightly better for some standard play but theres the team to look, admire, critisize and comment!
Importable:
Gay Frog (Politoed) (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Drizzle
EVs: 76 HP / 96 Def / 252 SAtk / 56 SDef / 28 Spd
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Scald
- Ice Beam
- Hypnosis
- Haze
Porii (Skarmory) (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 160 Def / 96 SDef
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Stealth Rock
- Spikes
- Roost
- Whirlwind
WhoreBly$$ (Gorebyss) (M) @ White Herb
Trait: Hydration
EVs: 56 HP / 252 SAtk / 200 Spd
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Shell Smash
- Surf
- Ice Beam
- Rest
All I Do (Tornadus) (M) @ Choice Specs
Trait: Prankster
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Naive Nature (+Spd, -SDef)
- Hurricane
- U-turn
- Hammer Arm
- Hidden Power [Ice]
Specs Hoe (Starmie) @ Life Orb
Trait: Natural Cure
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Rapid Spin
- Ice Beam
- Thunder
- Surf
Slut Slug (Gastrodon) (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Storm Drain
EVs: 20 HP / 152 Def / 252 SAtk / 80 SDef
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Recover
- Ice Beam
- Earth Power
- Scald
Gay Frog (Politoed) (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Drizzle
EVs: 76 HP / 96 Def / 252 SAtk / 56 SDef / 28 Spd
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Scald
- Ice Beam
- Hypnosis
- Haze
Porii (Skarmory) (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 160 Def / 96 SDef
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Stealth Rock
- Spikes
- Roost
- Whirlwind
WhoreBly$$ (Gorebyss) (M) @ White Herb
Trait: Hydration
EVs: 56 HP / 252 SAtk / 200 Spd
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Shell Smash
- Surf
- Ice Beam
- Rest
All I Do (Tornadus) (M) @ Choice Specs
Trait: Prankster
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Naive Nature (+Spd, -SDef)
- Hurricane
- U-turn
- Hammer Arm
- Hidden Power [Ice]
Specs Hoe (Starmie) @ Life Orb
Trait: Natural Cure
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Rapid Spin
- Ice Beam
- Thunder
- Surf
Slut Slug (Gastrodon) (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Storm Drain
EVs: 20 HP / 152 Def / 252 SAtk / 80 SDef
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Recover
- Ice Beam
- Earth Power
- Scald























Well that took ages and I probably wont do another RMT for a while but yeah thats my team thanks everyone that reads this it shouldnt bore you that much.