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LIKE A PHOENIX RISING (UP) (
DOT NET) FROM THE ASHES THE PIRATEPAD PREDICTS! HERE AT PIRATEPAD INCORPORATED WE APPRECIATE THE CONCERN FROM MODERATORS ABOUT USER SAFETY, BUT THE PAD HAS BEEN A TRADITION FOR OVER A YEAR THAT IS PURELY HARMLESS ENTERTAINMENT MEANT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY. ALL CRITIQUE YOU HAVE OF THE PREDICTIONS CAN BE SOLVED BY WINNING GAMES.
i made fun of
zioziotrip for having to play for midwest saying they would never win anything then they just won the chip and made the haters stfu. congratulations
zioziotrip DripLegend we are really proud of u guys ^~^
maybe i make the midwest lu next year
standings check
as expected at this point the skewdas
, rps
and jadburgs
are simply coasting to playoffs. the regular season jadburgs are actually such a fucking menace, only exception i can think of was euphonos heroically cutting the lead from 0-7 to 1-7 in the last week last year. the thwackeys
continue to be the 4th seed by default. muthafuckas tied the heatrans
and it doesnt even matter LMAO. the standings are actually really close... at the bottom. if civil unrest did not happen in bangladesh (this is real btw not a joke kaif's literally been afk for like a week cuz no internet in bangladesh) and avarice didn't avarice it up, the panchams
had a solid chance to upset the rhyperiors. the pults
lost to the previously 0 point horrors. i think delemon may have been a slight overpay...? either that or nathan. anyways wp on the thwackeys for doing the bare minimum i don't see the top 4 changing unless the panchams farm points from 3 teams above them that are besides the pults noticably better. they're really the only team i think that can actually compete for the 4 seed (lol), i'm out on the pults after this week unfortunately. lonzo best record hype!
W of the week:
N/A #FreePiratepadestine
thanks for the support in this troubling time
Aliss
Gentle-Ember Growlithes (4) vs (4) Palworld Pupitars
what teams even are these
SV Bo7: RTM vs
Lumii - in terms of battle of ego, bo7 has been an actual gold mine this tour. unfortunately they are playing scarlet and violet 1v1 (congrats on finally banning something despite clerica and delemon's best efforts ^-^). i don't know when this series is happening but i've decided that whenever it is i'm going to start making salsa
during it. Dead zoomers holy. lumi in 6.
SV:
Akuu vs Murm - murman seems to not really have a solid grasp on this tier and kind of just brings terrible mons
and loses at times. i think he should be in ss, especially because like dude just sack sv3 u might even win some games doing that.
SV:
Indi01 vs Kala chasmah -
SS Bo7: stravench vs
Here Comes Team Charm! - stravench beat mishlef last week but I am not moved. hctc has been doing pretty ok loading 2021 era ss teams
and overall has more experience in ss both playing and building. the charmster takes this one in 6
SS:
Nick vs Clementine - the rhyperiors ss2 slot is 0-4 and I do not see that changing in nick vs clementine. nick got his first W on the board last week but yeah unwatchable ss hype
SM:
Sanshokuinsumireko vs Elo Bandit - when it's career day at your school and your dad walks in with his sm 1v1 builder
ORAS: Mubs vs
Synonimous Synonimous: Never watched a series from a plane before I think
Synonimous: I got bridge to play
BW: Portrait or Ruin vs
dreepy - yeah the demon dreepy going 7-0 u heard it here first
OVERALL: somehow this ended up as a 4-4 LOL. rps slotting lowkey has more question marks than it needed to have with this draft imo clementine and gyffyrd (slime) could combine to get u a zo or a sufys or a stravench man.
The Giboney Foundation
https://www.thegiboneyfoundation.org/internships (4) vs (3) The Just Good Enough Jangmo-os
SV Bo7:
bo_bobson27 vs Blanched - can't wait for this game to be played on sunday night and not matter because the horrors lost POGGERS! does giboney sabotage his team on purpose for the sole reason of bolstering his record? optimal statpadding GIBONEY IN SIX
SV: happysh vs
DripLegend - 2 of the 4 sv 1v1 mainers in existence MATCHED UP BABY! this should probably be bo7 but thank god we have giboney and blanched there. hijo de giboney, puedas ganar contra driplegend? desafortunadamente, aaron en cuatro. i dont speak italian
SV:
lost heros vs Miyoko
SS Bo7: lolebruh vs
Mishlef - pity bold #2
also where is lolebruh? this guy died in CAPPL and still hasnt come back online
SM:
Felucia vs Waylaid -
please don't delete this post
ORAS:
SEROO vs Irene - i mean seroo is clearly the best oras 1v1 player alive and possibly ever, not really much of a discussion. interesting how after like 8 1v1pls sacking oras has finally worked
BW: AlyssaVGC vs
LpZ - this lpz guy has beaten everyone he's fought (torterrax, zackpalace and baddy) ignoring his loss to dreepy (which is what one may expect when fighting a titan of the tier). LPZ IN 5 (i feel like every alyssa series goes five and then some dumb shit happens)
overall: the thwackeys fight a team that isn't very good and can feed them sufficient points. lost heros and felucia finna start winning any day now! giboney and happysh still loading...
The Jadburgs (Superteam in regular season) (4) vs (1) No Internet Nosepass (RIP kaif and avarice)
SV Bo7:
neomon vs Kaif - battle of the playful panchams let's get it! could be enjoyable to watch, not sure, i don't really know wtf is going on with kaif (IM PRAYING FOR U BRUTHA) so like yeah egomon in 0 i guess?
SV: Slip vs Vertigo - this matchup would have had novelty value a year ago during week 1-3 of pl.
SV: Marshme1to vs
bea - anyone see marshmelto quick attack a volcanion with wp sylveon turn 1? or not click avalugg hisui 3-0? anyways idc
I CARE -noble soldier who loves his queen. aye yo
#venu estate planning
SS Bo7:
luser vs Close
- best ss player in the pool finna win this. wait that's not close #30kDownDaDrain he won the last 2 weeks :D so did irene bro zo ego tripped after beating lemon lime
SS: glitched vs feen -
game 1 i have been lucked by waylaid
SM:
Iron Crusher vs Freddy Kyogre - 2018 called they want their golems back
ORAS: torterraxx vs LittEleven - at the start of this tour i probably would have been hyped to see it, but idk the panchams highkey depressing
BW:
Palestine vs QWILY -
OVERALL: a convincing win vs the jads would be really nice for the panchams, they lowkey should have won last week but whatevski. that's probably not gonna happen only elite teams can beat the regular season jads
like WTF!?
Big Chungus Charjabugs (1) vs (6) Deflating-by Drifloons
SV Bo7: eblurb vs
delemon - better player finna win
"nobody predicted me to win this week it's fine" - anonymous DELEMAMMOTH IN 5
SV: Nuxl vs
bern - nuxl may be good but is he bernian tier? im kinda trolling these first 2 predicts but idc berndawg in 4
SV: Fancy1 vs
sufys -
-> does that mean sufys is year 2 wenbanyama?
SS Bo7: crow crumbs vs zo - CINEMA. owen prob gonna win bcuz it's zo
only so many wins can happen in a row
if owen loses that would blow
owen consented to me calling him a hoe
he was okay with it, it's not a low blow
but this series will be a show
we really just rhymed blow with blow
that's fine don't you know
a poem is a poem don't be a foe
can i get consent to call u a hoe
yes -the crow
i was not asking abt yo
SS: Aliss vs Eeveekid10 - alice vs eeveekid and crow crumbs vs zo is really the reason to watch 1v1 these days. u know the reason we run zen darm is because he isnt choice locked
SM: Rellia vs
Kry - madison beer vs kai cenat Who Has More Aura? venusaur in 5
ORAS: NTG Cuz IDK vs
SwordIsBored - i thought ntgenius just played an oras game for novelty last week but maybe this is part of the skewdas plan to win the chip? kind of mind blowing that one of these players will win but it's probably nathan
BW:
Taka vs
Opchurtle100 - the student vs the teacher
OVERALL: can the dragapults bounce back after losing to the hyperspace horrors last week? or will the barraskewdas continue their undefeated run? only time, mega charizard, regidrago, and metagross will tell.
idk wtf we cooked with 1-6 here but so far the barras have had the exact same score as last pl vs every team except for one more win against the panchams, to balance the scales this will be like a 5-3 win for barras at worst
IRON PEOPLE
- WHO WILL BE THE LAST ONE STANDING?
process of elimination says that sooner than later linux user will lose. sorry! it's just true. jadsteen, alice, and dreepy (ish) i can all feasibly see somehow not losing, at least in the regular season. owen the genius only losing 1 ss game between him and alice is pretty funny, i thought that when the gen was over nobody would like or have any investment in ss but even tho custap regidrago and sacred fire are all somehow still legal the players seem to not hate it so that's pretty cool. load a rindo berry terrakion or a silvally tho. sanshokuinsumireko for some reason didn't start but has been pretty solid in sm. i mean why wouldn't he, after he escaped sv jail last year he's been someone i trust in sm and oras (gens where u can recycle standard mons/cores/teams and mostly go unpunished because of how good they are) (Ban dnite Lol). dreepy i think will lose at the end of the regular season, i just feel it in my bones. last year the group was very predictable (delemon/leru) with a random Lumi. Aliss got this.