Because I'm an idiot and didn't save replay here is my oral recounting of the events

Vs

(

)
T1 lead

vs

, get up rocks faster than corv taunts me.
T2 switch out to drizzle

as

gets up a reflect (later revealed to be 5 turn rain)
T3 U-turn to

as

U-turns (dropping

to 58) into SOR

revealing lefties after rocks damage
T4

outspeeds (swift swim) and lands a thunder para on

(about 55% dmg) as it gets up a substitute
T5

encores

into sub
T6

switchs out into

as

uses nasty plot
T7

switchs into

on the

Surf dropping corv to 8%
T8

uses prankster light screen as

gets the slow encore on it
T9 Switchs to proto booster speed

on

Surf dropping to 67%
T10 Switch into drizzle

as it gets OHKO'd by

surf in the rain
T11

comes back in, and lands another para thunder bringing

down to 3% as it dies to another surf
T12

comes in and clicks shell smash.

outspeeds and ice beams it down to focus sash, proccing anger shell
T13

finishes off

with +3 headlong rush
T14

comes in, and gets OHKO'd by a crit crunch
T15

comes in, and gets OHKO'd by a headlong rush
T16 Evie forfeits with an 8%

(dead to rocks), unrevealed

, and a 32% paralyzed
vs my +3/+3/+3 1%

(+ unrevealed

, full hp

)