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we even have a theme song!love how the Smashing Salamences have a fucking cult
Im saying likecongrats on the zards for their aaapl win
love how the Smashing Salamences have a fucking cult
we even have a theme song!
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congrats on the zards for their aaapl win
gm and welcome for the Official Power Rankings of the AAAPL made by the greatest AAA player ever !
I chose 3 criteras to make this ranking, all objective (obviously) : Team names, Managers' strength, and actual draft. Those pairings are the most accurate ever and I am right. Without further ado, let's get into it. Enjoy!
The Well-Baked Corviknights managed by Hiusi guy and sundays
Team name : 2/5. I don't know if there's a pun or a reference I'm missing, but it could have been any Pokemon (with ig a good body) for that name so.. meh. Well-Baked Body is a super cool ability though, so it's worth 2 points
Managers' strength : 1/5. This was 0.5 but I checked hiusi guy's profile and apparently they've played AAA a bit. No idea of who the other manager is and none of them seem super solid in AAA.
Draft : 4/10. Corviknights' got some big names early in shiloh and MZ, but both of them require builders. None of the managers are builders, and frankly, who builds in their team ? RoFnA/Don Vascus/I am BONK can build a bit, but certainly not carry the whole team and they aren't even top tiers builders. I don't know who's gonna play SM and ORAS. Maybe MZ and shiloh will do a masterclass and carry their team but even then, remaining slots don't seem super solid, although most of them can go even if they find teams. Big if.
Total : 7/20
The Smashing Salamences managed by Natcrozma and Lady Salamence
Team name : 4.5/5. Salamence is a super cool Pokemon, and Smashing is threatening and goes very well with the mon. I like that.
Managers' strength : 2/5. I don't know who's Lady Salamence (well I saw them posted a bit on some forums but don't know which tiers they play and their level), Natcrozma is a fine AAA builder. Not the greatest, but they do play AAA and that's a good thing, however it's only in 9G and I don't know if they can help even a bit in lower tiers.
Draft : 3/10. This looked like Natcrozma and Lady Salamence first real draft, and while they were very excited and seemed to get everyone they wanted on their team, the draft is just not solid. 14 people for only 6 slots and 5 weeks which will almost certainly end in half of the team being dead or beefs to know who's gonna play, only one "top" player in abriel who's not even an AAA main and can certainly go positive but won't probably stomp the pool, some decent picks in Hera/DFM/pichus but not top players level even if they can all go positive, and at the end of the day you have too many players that maybe are all decent and you'd def won a 12-slot AAAPL but that's not the case here, and the money seemed very weirdly used, and I'm pretty sure the last 4 picks combined will get at best 1 game played
Total : 9.5/20
Psycho Psyducks managed by SpaceSpeakers and zastra
Team name : 4/5. Same as Salamences, Psycho goes well along Psyduck and it feels like the team is a bunch of crazy guys
Managers' strength : 2.5/5. SpaceSpeakers is a good player, I'm not 100% sure about their building abilities but they teamed with Career for OMPL and probably learned a lot. I don't know how much they'll be able to support though, and zastra doesn't play AAA, but same they played OMPL and probably have a decent level at knowing what's good and what's not.
Draft : 5/10. I'm ngl this draft is solo carried by QT for 21K who is a massive steal and I don't know how managers let that happen when half of them got 12 players on their team like fr spend your money . This team isn't super threatening on paper but has the ability to go very well with Space/QT/Tranquility being able to build good teams for TTTech/SparksBlade/Ainzcrad, and Maybca/Dragonillis are fine players, they can both perform badly though but I expect them to go even or maybe slightly positive if they played and with a bit of luck in the key weeks they can def go through.
Total : 11.5/20
The Cherry Pit Ceruledges managed by OM and Potatochan
Team name : ?/5. Joker on this one, cuz I don't get the name so it would be a 1/5 but this is more likely me not speaking English bc Cherry Pit isn't a word I use a lot so maybe it's some hidden meaning I can't understand.
Managers' strength : Potatochan/5. OM won't probably help a lot, but Potato is a really good player and builder if they try, but I don't know how much they'll be able to catch up the SV metagame and invest themselves in many tiers with little knowledge in some of them. They did play in 8G though and are a really good support if they got the time to help, so that would probably be between a 3 and a 4.
Draft : 5.5/10. A lot of this draft will depend on team's activity but Potato drafted a lot of their friends and I expect them to have a good time and play seriously, Kaif/zio are really good players in game, alongside with hariyana grande (although they might be benched)/flix/Taka/Havens/K3ppr that are good players in game if they learn the meta and get teams. Issue will probably be teams as it feels a bit like the SSSSS team, but I've more confidence in those players to be invested and get the wins
Total : 12/10 (yes this is arbitrary. stfu)
The Head Honchkrows managed by LordBox and Career Ended
Team Name : 1.5/5. uhn. Honchkrow got an head yeah I guess ? Just feel like you needed to find a word that started with H and only came up with head.. EDIT : Ok nvm that's pretty cool. Giving you a buff but not enough to beat Charizzards cuz I'm mean.
Managers' strength : 4.5/5. Well, both of them basically built every AAA team used by their team in OMPL (with some help but you know what I mean), and they're experienced AAA players (and one of them is council). Bit weird that none of them self-buyed esp in a pool with not a lot of really good players, they def had a shot to go positive (and I also would've liked to see them play but well..). Pretty strong managers pair, though
Draft : 8/10. Short draft but they're often the best, hayedenn is #1 SS builders and is probably really good in SV, they might choke in game but I believe in them and they'll prob go even or positive (although for 18k..), Andyboy is broken in old gens, Lasen/Greybaum/Sylvi in a good teamchat with good teams are really good picks that will probably go even or positive, the subs are just a bit short as I don't know Scarfire, I don't know if velvet will care, and iapt isn't the most solid player. Would def be a 9/10 or a 10/10 if one of the managers self buyed but oh well
Total : 15.5/20
The Charming Charizzards managed by Atha and The Number Man
Team name : 3/5. I'm a boomer + who tf are you charming + atha doing a rizz joke is like hayedenn winning a game in a teamtour : you'll see it once, not twice. Good one, though.
Managers' strength : 5/5. I mean. How is that even legal lol. Both are super strong players if not the best of the tour and are experienced in every tier except ORAS. And they're two. just atha or TNM would already be the best managers pair of the tour, now you got both of them for 20K ??? That's crazy tbh and a bit unfair bc money wasn't even a major issue during their draft.
Draft : 8/10. So those mfs got atha, TNM, PandaDoux, and Ivar ? lol. Do I need to say more ? 4 broken slots that almost guarantee a tie each week, with good new players that can learn and are decent subs, and it could definitely be a 9/10 draft but I can't let them be 3 points above everyone else so I'll say that new players are a risk and maybe they'll all fail.. hopefully it doesn't happen. (if I say atha will fail now I'm 100% sure he'll got 5-1 just to prove me wrong). Their ORAS slot is just very sus, as it seems like it'll be Concept Everything (?), but otherwise, I don't know how this team isn't gonna win the tour. Also, they got Siamato on their discord. Good try everyone !
Total : 16/20
Now if you disagree, just get good ! I'd love to be wrong bc it would be annoying to just see the experienced AAA players stomp the tour, but on the other hand, it's hard to not see that happening.. Keep in mind that those PRs just reflect pre-draft things and as we saw in OMPL, this is 99% wrong. Give hahas if I ranked your team low, give loves if I ranked your team high, but at the end of the day, don't care to what I say and enjoy your tournament. Good luck everyone ! I might do reviews of some highlights every week if I have motivation. So probably not.
congrats on the zards for their aaapl win