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Aftershave

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Yeah, I have no idea why we call it aftershave over here, as it makes no sense. Like Akuchi.

Anyway, I've got a small collection of smelly things on my desk. I'm a fan of the "Joop!" cologne, I have:

Joop!
Joop! Go
Joop! Jump
Diesel: Red
Lynx: Africa
David Beckham Instinct (My girlfriend likes it, okay. And it is quite nice...)

I wear Lynx deodrant all the time, too. I like to smell pretty :)
 
joop is for chavs man

and lynx africa is what i use but its also what 13-year-old boys use

edit but yeah lynx africa is the best 'deodorant'

edit 2 but alan partridge uses it too
 
Joop! Is not for chavs! It's for gays and me.

I'm not a chav, anyway :)

I never wear my Lynx Africa for some reason, I guess mainly because it's a splash on one, not a spray...

Joop! is sexy anyway...
 
Lynx is the British Axe, right? I think AXE, with the exception of a couple is horrible. For cologne I use "Chaps" by Ralph Lauren. It smells awesome, i take a couple drops and spread them across my neck, with a couple of drops across my chest as well. PERFECT. It has a nice musk, rugged, manly smell. Axe is just OVERPOWERING. I mean, I for one do not want to smell you from across the room. I'm sure girls agree.
 
I don't even wear cologne anymore, though its probably for quite a simple reason: I don't own any.

Body spray is the shit, though I don't whore it or anything because I'm rather self conscious that I'll smell poor, haha I'm not joking. And as DM said already, it's not exactly an antipersperent so you'll need to wear actual deodorant with that, despite the tag of "deodorant" bodyspray.

I find Old Spice "Original" has the best scent out of everything I've ever used deodorant wise, so I use the Shower Gel, Stick, and body spray. And yes, even aftershave (though I mean the actual shit you apply to your face to prevent razor burn).
 
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