a generous plump lecherous dump - third edition
My annual contribution to the Anything Goes forum in the form of text has arrived just a tad late. Don't worry, I won't feel bad if you skip the write-ups. They do get progressively shorter as the post goes on and my desire to write disintegrates.
Teams used during the season
apologies for readability, I tried making it vivillon's palette
WEEK 1: vs lotiasite (click for replays)

Gentlemen's agreement: no OHKO moves, Gothitelle, Life Orb Zygarde (lol)
I had the time to do some scouting this week, and there were several things that stuck out to me. First was my fairly low Zacian-C and defensive Zygarde-C usage, and I had noticed that loti had been
experimenting with physical Yveltal at the time after
I got smashed on ladder, so I knew I wanted to have a decent check to it on my team. Another thing that stood out was that every defensive Yveltal loti used lacked Foul Play; I initially wanted to use an offensive setup Groudon to take advantage of this (ie. Aerial Ace or Rock Polish), an idea that Shivam suggested, but really never got to build a team that I liked with it and ultimately decided to save it for Shivam's own match against pdt. Besides that, I wanted to have a team that was defensive sound against the trending metagame threats that did well vs the standard Necrozma-DM + Eternatus + Yveltal teams that I commonly used (mainly physical set-up sweepers like Zekrom, Zygarde, Groudon and DD Necrozma-DM, and Kyogre sets teched to beat Eternatus as well).
The team has some fairly unusual sets and choices - I didn't initially build around them, but it just worked out the way it did with the 6 Pokemon I had chosen. Rest is an interesting move on Zacian; it usually gets worn down easily between Rocky Helmet hits, hazards and aggressive pivoting into Yveltal/Ferrothorn/Eternatus, which is why the extra longevity is something that I personally appreciate a lot, and it still retains the ability to break Necrozma-DM long term. The other moves were decided later; I only drop Sleep Talk if I have a cleric on my team (usually Scarf Calyrex-S, Xerneas or Blissey), and the way I envisaged during building the rest of the team I didn't want to fit one. Ho-oh was on a downwards slide in terms of usage at the time, so I felt fine dropping Wild Charge. Groudon's Drought presents the ability to use Fire Fang as the coverage for Steel-types here instead of Close Combat, as it can be pretty detrimental getting unwanted defense drops with Sleep Talk and I sometimes find 8 PP to be restrictive on a set that's meant to last in long-term games. Play Rough is the STAB of choice because Zacian would get walled by defensive Kyogre if it carries Behemoth Blade, and it was nice to have another way of breaking defensive Zygarde and not rely too heavily on team members to do so.
Groudon + Giratina-O serve in tandem to cover the physical sweepers I mentioned above, as well as provide some additional offensive presence.
My long-standing fascination with setup Dragon Tail Groudon continued here, where I used a similar variation to the set I submitted for this gen's Next Best Thing. I felt safe with Swords Dance instead of Bulk Up with Giratina-O's ability to both lure & burn Foul Play Yveltal, something I didn't expect loti to bring anyways, and act as a backup check to Necrozma-DM, while the extra power boost really helps Groudon to be more of an immediate threat against things like defensive Kyogre. I'd probably use Precipice Blades instead of Earthquake now because the rolls are just that much better, but losing to a miss, especially in a tour game, isn't fun and I trusted my abilities to outplay enough to the point where I wouldn't need the extra power. Giratina-O acts as not only a sponge for opposing Groudon and Dusk-Mane, but a way of revenge killing Calyrex-S that the team otherwise lacks without a scarfer; again, it isn't perfect, but I think it's serviceable counterplay. Dragon Pulse is for more consistent damage vs Substitute Zygarde, but as the game proved, the additional output from Draco Meteor is probably worth it.
I was (and still am) of the personal opinion that Kyogre is ridiculously good; up until that point in the metagame, most of the Calm Mind Kyogre sets I had seen were standard Rest + Ice Beam, something which struggles to break common answers such as Eternatus, and there wasn't much exploration with other options until Substitute + Thunder Wave started to really pick up around that time. I knew when building that:
a) I didn't want to rely solely on Eternatus to check Kyogre,
b) none of my other Pokemon would do so, and
c) with the no OHKO move agreement discouraging Kyurem-W and further incentivising a Kyogre bring as a result,
I needed a hard stop in a single slot.
I settled on Gastrodon, as it seemed the least passive of the options I was considering against threatening Pokemon like Zacian-C and Marshadow. However, I only realised that this meant that the team's matchup vs 3 attacks Eternatus was bad when Cata reminded me of it about 5 seconds before loti accepted my challenge. I'd probably use Blissey now, even if it means Zacian-C/Marshadow has an easier time coming in and Spikes becomes more problematic. The final two are fairly evident in terms of roles; Yveltal has Toxic instead of U-turn because Ice won by turn 7 in a test game I had around half an hour before the actual match with BP Caly + Yveltal webs and I couldn't really be bothered finding a better solution, and as a result, I changed Yveltal from Knock Off to Foul Play in order to not be walled by Zacian-C. Defensive Groudon checking Zekrom pretty well meant I could afford to use Knock Off as the 4th move on Dusk-Mane to give Groudon and Zacian-C an easier time breaking.
Spread explanations:
For Zacian, the EVs allow it to live a +2 Max Lightning from Thunder Xerneas, and even without Behemoth Blade, Play Rough should put it in range of Dusk-Mane - this is obviously not ideal, but it helps. The speed investment allows it to creep Adamant Zacian and the vast majority of other Jolly Zacians creeping for the 395 benchmark, as well as max speed base 130s such as Eternatus and Mewtwo, which is important on a team where Zacian is the fastest Pokemon, while the rest is dumped into attack.
I don't really remember what the Groudon EVs do; it looks to me that I was trying to hit a defense jump point that improved rolls vs Zacian-C and Marshadow, hit an HP Leftovers number, had a slight amount of (probably unnecessary) attack investment for better kind-of important rolls vs something, speed for defensive Kyogre and defensive Zygarde-C, and the rest dumped into special defense.
The Giratina spread allows it to live hits from Zekrom, Marshadow and Dynamax DD + Dragon Tail Zygarde when healthy, guaranteed KO Calyrex after rocks with Shadow Sneak, and eat an attack from Kyogre if necessary.
I don't remember the Gastrodon either but the leftover EVs dumped into defense helps survive attacks from Zacian-C and Marshadow when healthy.
WEEK 2: vs Frito135

Gentlemen's agreement: no OHKO moves, Gothitelle
I was fairly confident in my ability to outpilot my opponent in balance vs balance matchups so I wanted to make a team that had a good matchup against HO, which I knew Frito liked to use, without falling on crutches like Ditto. I started with Scarf Yveltal + Ho-oh as a core to insure myself in Calyrex-S matchups, with Yveltal's ability to KO BP Calyrex before it can pass boosts something that I wanted, especially given my Week 1 team was fairly iffy against it. Ho-oh acts as a pivot into Calyrex, special Yveltal, Marshadow, Zacian and other common metagame threats, giving me breathing room to manoeuvre around them, and provides reliable hazard removal for Yveltal. It looked decent to me in a metagame that saw a resurgence in Ferrothorn and a lesser consideration for Ho-oh by offensive Pokemon (wild charge-less zacian, defensive dd dm, etc. were things I observed in UMPL). I was initially Snarl > Knock Off on Yveltal to be better vs Sash Calyrex and had a standard defensive Ho-oh set, but I didn't like how passive Yveltal ended up being and wanted multiple avenues of generating offensive pressure after I had decided most of my team.
Defensive Landorus-Therian was the next Pokemon I ended up using. I had been experimenting with Scarf variants as a soft blanket check for a variety of threats and speed control that could remove webs, but since I already had Yveltal, I had the liberty of using a defensive set as a check to Groudon, Zekrom and Substitute-less variants of Zygarde. I really don't like using defensive Landorus without Toxic; it struggles hard to actually check Groudon without it and it still offers a way to beat defensive Yveltal and Lunala like Knock Off. I felt fine going for Blissey here despite how passive it can be, with Ho-oh + Landorus to pivot into threatening physical attackers for it and the gentleman's agreement banning OHKO moves & Gothitelle. The Aromatherapy support it offers also enables me to use Rest on Landorus to allow it to stick around in longer games and be a sturdy long-term check to the aforementioned physical threats, although U-Turn is also fine. DM is DM; Stealth Rock Landorus allows it to use setup. Swords Dance is to be better vs opposing defensive DD Dusk-Manes and Dragon Dance didn't really feel like it fit, although you can go for it if you want.
The last mon was a dilemma; I needed a reliable wallbreaker with longevity that could aid to patch up the Substitute Zygarde issue the rest of my team faced that fardin pointed out to me, as Yveltal, Ho-oh (still Whirlwind at the time) and Landorus were all only soft checks. I ultimately decided on Specs Kyogre, one of the best breakers in the tier that I felt synergised well with the rest of the team. With Aromatherapy support from Blissey, I decided to use Rest, which, along with the additional bulk, permits it to be played with a lot more free rein and switch into a plethora of things with less fear of getting worn down. This is particularly valued on Kyogre to regain max base power Water Spout. I've never really found Thunder on it necessary, with its only main relevant purpose being able to hit opposing Kyogre, which can't switch into Water-type attacks anyways. I didn't think max speed wasn't really necessary on a bulky team like this with paralysis support, and Modest bolsters its incredible power to further heights to break through things like Eternatus and opposing Blissey more easily.
Spread explanations:
Yveltal looks like it's meant to live a Close Combat from Zacian-C after Stealth Rock and outspeed +1 base 90s and Landorus-T, which I think is as much as necessary, while the rest is dumped into sp. def. to make it as specially bulky as possible.
Ho-oh can pivot into Behemoth Blade and guaranteed live Wild Charge from Adamant Zacian when Dynamaxed afterwards. I do not know for the life of me why it has 12 special defense. The speed is for paralyzed Calyrex-S. Cata suggested Adamant; invested Brave Bird hits surprisingly hard, and while I wasn't able to use as much attack as I wanted to, it still 2HKOs max HP Eternatus and Yveltal after a bit of chip.
Kyogre outspeeds Glare Zygarde and 0 speed Yveltal/Xerneas with the rest dumped into HP. This was fairly arbritrary, feel free to use a bit more if you want, but there aren't really many other relevant benchmarks to hit.
This is one of my favourite Galar teams I built during this tour. While it does have shortcomings (physical Yveltal & a general lack of a good Knock Off absorber, Kyurem-W & Gothitelle due to the passive nature of some members and lack of punishes), I still feel like it has the tools to deal with the majority of the metagame well.
WEEK 3: vs Trade
I thought LO Substitute Calyrex-S + Porygon2 would be a cool core given the Laprases hadn't really strayed far from standard balance structures and Porygon2 provides a really solid improof for Caly after Yveltal is KOd, with Astral Barrage free to claim lives afterwards as long as Caly can come in at the right times. It's also just a pretty solid mon vs Caly in general, walling both common Nasty Plot variants (Baton Pass and Sub) and mitigating passed boosts with Eerie Impulse. You probably don't need Thunder Wave, as it was my original idea of dealing with BP Caly before I realised it learned Eerie Impulse half an hour before the game. Ice Beam or Teleport both seem fine with Thunder Wave > Knock Off on Necrozma-DM instead. Without Yveltal, I knew I wanted a solid Groudon check since I was also fairly sure I was going to be unable to fit speed control, so Lunala was next. It also provides the Zekrom & DD Necrozma-DM check necessary on structures without speed control. It's relegated to Defogging on this team, which is a bit unfortunate since it sucks vs pretty much anything with longevity but it's pretty good vs webs along with Caly and Zacian-C – get one play right early and you pretty much win the game against the vast majority of webs teams. Zacian-C provides a Yveltal, Marshadow and backup Xerneas check and secondary offensive presence which synergises well with Caly. I already expanded on Rest + Sleep Talk with my week 1 team. Light Screen Eternatus is weird but my idea was that P2 can Eerie Impulse Substitute Kyogre if I ended up facing it but yeah no lol... just use Cosmic Power or Mystical Fire + Toxic/Sludge Bomb. I was also accidentally Calm nature in the game, but both did end up saving me vs Xerneas after my first blunder funnily enough. I think it's safe to say I got really lucky after being lazy with prep.
WEEK 4: vs BasedWhat?
Gentlemen's agreement: no Baton Pass, Gothitelle, OHKO moves
SS (replay not saved):
Didn't really know what to expect so I tried to play it safe and went for fat; probably too predictable given the gentlemen's agreement, in hindsight. Band Zacian has no viable switch-ins; I really don't think a fourth attack of Crunch / Psychic Fangs is necessary at all unless you're super paranoid of random stuff like Shedinja and fat poisons, so I slapped on Rest. I usually prefer its Crowned forme, but it's the only proper breaker on the team and Hero forme is slightly easier to improof. Sucker Yveltal + Shadow Blissey is insured against all Calyrex-S sets in theory, given the BP ban was extended to it as well. Caly-I provides a Zygarde-C & Zekrom check. I don't know why it's Aromatherapy + RestTalk. Iron Defense with Aromatherapy on Blissey and Stealth Rock on Necrozma-DM seems better in hindsight, although it would've done nothing to change the outcome of the match. I didn't know what to have as the last slot, and messed around with a few different unviable things before settling on Skarmory as the DD Dusk-Mane and primary Groudon check, which should be sufficient with fast Yveltal as a backup for the latter.
USUM:
Cata gave me his builder and I picked a team I thought was cool out of it. There's not much else to it.
ORAS:
I built this a few weeks beforehand and thought it was fine for the most part. Diancie is the main Darkrai check, and with Defog Groundceus forms a nice defensive core with the ability to remove hazards against most setters to facilitate Ho-oh. I chose Choice Band because it has barely any switch-ins and it still provides nice defensive utility against Darkrai & Calm Mind Arceus as well as helping to sponge status. I felt like Skarm was an obvious bring from me so Mewtwo is the SD Arc check here. That means I had to replace my initial speed control of Scarf Xerneas (with Aromatherapy to help Arceus-Ground against Toxic users) with Ditto so I had a way of revenging chipped ekillers, but I thought the matchup vs Darkrai was already fine. Groudon is the last mon; the set is weird but I wanted a somewhat solid Kyogre & Xern check and didn't believe Ferrothorn was reliable enough against Water Spout Primal Kyogre, and I couldn't be bothered finding something better. Rest is weird but I thought it was cool with Aromatherapy support initially and kept it on after I replaced Xern. Groudon was Swords Dance at first but I made a last minute change to Lava Plume given how prevalent Arceus-Ground is and thought it would be nice to help Diancie. I EV'd the Groudon 5 minutes before the game so my memory is foggy but it looks like it's supposed to live a +2 Shadow Force from Adamant Arceus-Ghost and has some attack for unknown and likely arbitrary reasons, with the rest of the EVS pumped into sp. def.
WEEK 5: vs Highlord
SS:
After getting smashed the previous week I decided that ideas that were too unconventional were best left unused, so I just brought standard Kyogre balance. I think Sleep Talk on Kyogre is a nice tech right now with a lot of teams dropping Dragon Tail on Eternatus and electing to have Toxic Etern force Rest from Kyogre as counterplay instead. Block abuses Dragon Tail-less Eternatus better but has far less utility in other matchups. Calm nature helps it eat attacks from opposing Eternatus more easily. I don't remember why it's Thousand Waves Zygarde; I'm fairly sure I just replaced a different move (that I won't name

) last minute because it was weird and I hadn't tested it. It doesn't need to be fast at all, feel free to use whatever spread you see fit. The rest is fairly self-explanatory; I think Knock Off on Yveltal is acceptable pretty much only with Ditto to cover Groudon and Zacian-C. Iron Head for PP on DM since Eternatus is free to come in against it without Thunder Wave/Earthquake/Knock Off. Eternatus has Dynamax Cannon despite already carrying Dragon Tail because I wanted to be able to smack Marshadow and it becomes Zyg food without it.
ORAS:
I asked cro for a team and he provided one. Unfortunately, I'm bad.
USUM:
Same deal as the previous week, I picked something Cata had and went with it.
Other teams
WEEK 1
Monsareeasy vs jerryl309

Something I had lying around in my builder when Mons asked for teams. Scarf Lando-T is something I realise kinda sucks now, but in my head it's a defogging Choice Scarf pivot that can revenge Zacian-C and Calyrex-S as well as a soft Groudon and Zekrom check, and it did fine for me when I played with it. The idea here was that it can come in and fairly easily remove webs for Calyrex-S to come in and click against HO, as Ditto felt too obvious here to me and I thought that it'd be exploited in some way. Cosmic Power Etern was something that was really picking up steam in Ubers and that'd I'd stuffed around with a bit in pre-DLC 2 NatDex AG, but no one had used it in Galar to my knowledge and thought it'd be nice here. You can probably use Knock > FP Yveltal here, but U-Turn is necessary to not get donged by BP Caly-S.
Shivam3299 vs pdt

Built standard Groudon + Zygarde-C because Shivam barely used Groudon and it looked pretty decent against pdt's scout. Was initially LO Marsh but after testing, we felt like Scarf Calyrex-S provided more insurance against setup sweepers. We were thinking of using CP Etern here too with Thousand Waves Zyg-C to trap Ferrothorn, but after Mons' game we felt they'd be prepared for it and Shivam had already used TWaves + Scale Shot a fair bit previously.
Yami vs Kate

Defensive Arceus + Ho-oh with Calyrex-S should be enough to handle opposing Caly-S in theory. Lack of Psyshock makes Caly-S much easier to improof. HDB on Arc so there are no Trick shenanigans Ho-oh has to deal with afterwards if opposing Caly tricks Arc. Ho-oh + Dragon Tail Zyg-C looked good against Kate's scout (I noticed a lot of Coil Toxic/Glare Zyg, Band Marsh, CM Arceus, DD Necrozma-DM, occasional LO Etern). Arceus-Grass is something I've always liked; here it checks SD Arceus-Ground/Arceus-Water and pressures Kyogre-Primal/Whirlpool Waterceus. It's the biggest Mega Rayquaza bait without coverage for it so max sp. attack with Draco Meteor to OHKO it after Stealth Rock (I thought it'd be hilarious if that happened). Will-O-Wisp > Fire Blast makes up for its inability to break Yveltal and is still able to cripple Necrozma-DM and Zac-C, and allows for Grass Knot > Judgment more freely since you don't have to worry as much about SD Arcs dynamaxing.
WEEK 2
Monsareeasy vs Royal1604

Mons wasn't very keen on what I'd initially built for him and after we talked a bit, he came up with the idea of Thunder Wave Kyogre + Zacian-C with dual Yveltal, and I filled in the holes from there. Etern EVs guarantee live +1 Dragon Claw from Zekrom. The team is meant to played very aggressively, which makes up for its lack of solid checks to several Pokemon.
MAMP vs mc56556

MAMP asked for keys spam teams; unfortunately, I didn't have any with more than one so I passed them this, which is just an edited version of something I made for AGPL II. They ended up making it swagkeys in the game though lol
WEEK 3
Monsareeasy vs Rotten

3A Recover Mewtwo was something I tried after a discussion about it in the AG discord and thought was cool. Fire Blast in Sun can 2HKO defensive Lunala after a bit of chip. The rest of the team is fairly basic, with Knock + DD on Necrozma-DM as another way to break Lunala, although you can use Toxic Groudon with EQ > Knock Dusk-Mane instead. Ditto > Scarf Calyrex-S because I expected HO from Rotten and felt the rest of the team provided enough of an offensive presence already.
lepton vs FatFighter2

Passed several teams this week and this was the one that ultimately ended up being used. Urshifu clicky-clicky for Calyrex-S and Necrozma-DM, and can lure defensive Zygarde-C with Ice Punch for Groudon/Dusk-Mane.
Tack vs Staxi

Can't find the paste, but it's a pretty basic Ferrothorn balance with Taunt Knock Off Yveltal + Specs Calyrex-S + CM Arceus-Ground to abuse hazards.
WEEK 4
lepton vs Tic-Tac-Toe Guru

I'd seen TTTG use a lot of unconventional stuff like Regieleki, sand offense, and PIG GOD so built a more defensively oriented team that felt safe vs a lot of things. Can't remember why it's Scarf Xerneas + Ferro > Scarf Calyrex-S + Etern on this, maybe Spikes? Iron Head on Ferro for opposing Geo Xern since Scarf Xern is the speed control. Specs Kyogre is a bit of an L but manageable with good play.
MAMP vs fardin

Had to build a team with Vivillon. Excadrill + Smeargle should ensure a win in the hazards war, which is paramount for this team.
I was going to include some unused teams but I can't be bothered at this point
yeah that's about it