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HOW DARE U DISS THE SLASHING LEAVESAGPL VIII PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS
6. Slashing Leaves
Despite being a former Slashing Leaf, I have to have this team at the bottom. It has the same fundamental issues I had with it last time: the words "slashing" and "leaves" don't go very well together (no alliteration, no rhyming, the clash in vibes between slashing and leaves), and I'm not all too threatened by a leaf. So yeah, it still sucks, even if I'm probably rooting for these guys to take it all.
5. Oblivion Ambers
I don't think I'm ever going to get this name, even if it's because I'm just not a part of the Chinese Pokemon community, but when I hear the name "Oblivion Ambers" I think of an Old Amber using Oblivion Wing and it just doesn't click in my head. Like with "slashing" and "leaves", "oblivion" and "ambers" don't go well together to me as a duo of words. Oblivion is a sick word, though, and that's enough to have it not at the bottom.
4. Fusion Flarebacks
I'm of two minds with this team. On the one hand, the name sounds very cool; it has built-in alliteration, it has a nice stressed-unstressed-stressed-unstressed rhythm, and Flarebacks is just a cool-sounding word. On the other hand, what is a flareback? Does Kyurem-White have a hunchback that's on fire? Does it need to see a chiropractor? If it does, I know a guy.
3. Alto Mare Latiases
I was honestly going to have these guys at number 5, but then I looked up what Alto Mare actually was, and now it makes way more sense. So yeah, it gets a pass for being cohesive, even if I fundamentally dislike how "Latiases" sounds.
2. Spheal Ordeal
It rhymes, it has a nice rhythm, its mascot is Spheal. What's not to like here?
1. Calyrex's Umbral Court
Same as last time, this name just sounds very cool, and it makes me picture ghost type Pokemon in a lowly-lit room around a table in cloaks with Calyrex-Shadow in the middle. Very good name, and in a field that's honestly quite underwhelming, it's enough to clinch the top spot in my power rankings.
You guys did a shitty job at naming your teams this year. I expect better of you come winter.
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6. Slashing Leaves
Despite being a former Slashing Leaf, I have to have this team at the bottom. It has the same fundamental issues I had with it last time: the words "slashing" and "leaves" don't go very well together (no alliteration, no rhyming, the clash in vibes between slashing and leaves), and I'm not all too threatened by a leaf. So yeah, it still sucks, even if I'm probably rooting for these guys to take it all.
5. Oblivion Ambers
I don't think I'm ever going to get this name, even if it's because I'm just not a part of the Chinese Pokemon community, but when I hear the name "Oblivion Ambers" I think of an Old Amber using Oblivion Wing and it just doesn't click in my head. Like with "slashing" and "leaves", "oblivion" and "ambers" don't go well together to me as a duo of words. Oblivion is a sick word, though, and that's enough to have it not at the bottom.
4. Fusion Flarebacks
I'm of two minds with this team. On the one hand, the name sounds very cool; it has built-in alliteration, it has a nice stressed-unstressed-stressed-unstressed rhythm, and Flarebacks is just a cool-sounding word. On the other hand, what is a flareback? Does Kyurem-White have a hunchback that's on fire? Does it need to see a chiropractor? If it does, I know a guy.
3. Alto Mare Latiases
I was honestly going to have these guys at number 5, but then I looked up what Alto Mare actually was, and now it makes way more sense. So yeah, it gets a pass for being cohesive, even if I fundamentally dislike how "Latiases" sounds.
2. Spheal Ordeal
It rhymes, it has a nice rhythm, its mascot is Spheal. What's not to like here?
1. Calyrex's Umbral Court
Same as last time, this name just sounds very cool, and it makes me picture ghost type Pokemon in a lowly-lit room around a table in cloaks with Calyrex-Shadow in the middle. Very good name, and in a field that's honestly quite underwhelming, it's enough to clinch the top spot in my power rankings.
You guys did a shitty job at naming your teams this year. I expect better of you come winter.
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