An Arcanine, a dead fox, and a lazy ref walk into a bar

[Geodude6]

Rules
4v4 singles
48-hour DQ
Switch = OK
Items = ALL
∞ Chills / ∞ Recovers
All Abilities
1 Mega Evo

Arena is in this post because I can't c/p things out of quote tags. (seriously Arcanite use hide tags not quote tags smh)


Arcanite's party:

Firion the Arcanine

Arcanine (M) Firion (*)

Musical Theme: Battle Scene II

Nature:
Serious: No effect on stats

Type: Fire
Abilities: Intimidate/Flash Fire/Justified (H)

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 95
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 5
Original Base Rank Total: 20

EC: 6/6
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks: (55)
Aerial Ace (*)
Agility
Attract
Bide
Bite (*)
Body Slam
Bulldoze
Close Combat (*)
Crunch
Dig
Double Kick
Double Team
Ember (*)
Endure
Extremespeed
Facade
Fire Fang
Fire Spin
Flame Burst
Flame Charge (*)
Flame Wheel (*)
Flamethrower
Flare Blitz
Giga Impact
Heat Wave
Helping Hand (*)
Howl (*)
Leer (*)
Mimic
Morning Sun (*)
Mud Slap
Odour Sleuth (*)
Outrage
Overheat
Protect
Reflect
Rest
Retaliate
Return
Reversal (*)
Roar (*)
Safeguard
Sleep Talk
Snarl
Solarbeam
Substitute
Sunny Day
Swagger
Take Down (*)
Teleport
Thief
Thunder Fang
Toxic
Wild Charge (*)
Will-O-Wisp

Sir Auron the Lucario

Lucario (M) Sir Auron (*)

Musical Theme: Auron's Theme

Nature:
Hasty: +1 Spe, -1 Def

Type: Fighting/Steel
Abilities: Steadfast/Inner Focus/Justified (H)

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 2 (-)
SpA: Rank 4
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 104 (+) (90*1.15, rounded up)
Accuracy Bonus = 12% (104*104/870, rounded down)
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
Original Base Rank Total: 20

EC: 6/6
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks: (62)
Agility
Attract
Aura Sphere
Blaze Kick (*)
Bone Rush
Brick Break
Bullet Punch
Calm Mind
Circle Throw
Close Combat
Copycat
Counter (*)
Cross Chop
Crunch (*)
Dark Pulse
Detect
Dig
Double Team
Dragon Pulse
Drain Punch (*)
Dual Chop
Earthquake
Endure (*)
Extremespeed
Facade
Feint (*)
Flash Canon
Focus Blast
Focus Punch
Follow Me
Force Palm (*)
Foresight (*)
Giga Impact
Heal Pulse
Helping Hand
Hi Jump Kick (*)
Ice Punch
Iron Tail
Low Kick
Low Sweep
Magic Coat
Magnet Rise
Metal Claw
Metal Sound
Nasty Plot
Natural Gift
Power-Up Punch
Protect
Psychic
Quick Attack (*)
Quick Guard
Rest
Reversal (*)
Rock Slide (*)
Rock Tomb
Role Play
Screech (*)
Shadow Ball
Sky Uppercut
Sleep Talk
Stone Edge
Substitute
Swords Dance
ThunderPunch
Vacuum Wave
Water Pulse
Work Up (*)
Zen Headbutt

Raid Only:
Dispel

Mega Lucario

Ability: Adaptability
Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 6
Def: Rank 2 (-)
SpA: Rank 5
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 129 (112*1.15, rounded up)
Accuracy Bonus = 19% (129*129/870, rounded down)
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
Original Base Rank Total: 24

Bahamut the Dragonite

Dragonite (M) Bahamut

Musical Theme: Those who Fight Further

Nature:
Rash: +1 SpA, -1 SpD

Type: Dragon/Flying
Abilities: Inner Focus/Multiscale (H)
Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 5
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 5 (+)
SpD: Rank 3 (-)
Spe: 80
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 6
Original Base Rank Total: 22

EC: 9/9
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks: (43)
Agility
Aqua Tail
Bide
Defog
Draco Meteor
Dragon Claw
Dragon Dance
Dragon Pulse
Dragon Rage
Dragon Tail
Earthquake
Extremespeed
Fire Blast
Fire Punch
Heal Bell
Heat Wave
Hone Claws
Hurricane
Hyper Beam
Ice Beam
Ice Punch
Leer
Light Screen
Mimic
Mist
Outrage
Protect
Rain Dance
Reflect
Roost
Safeguard
Slam
Stone Edge
Substitute
Surf
Tailwind
Thunder
Thunder Punch
Thunder Wave
Thunderbolt
Twister
Wing Attack
Wrap

Land Turtle the Torterra

Torterra (M) Land Turtle

Musical Theme: Final Fantasy 3 - Boss Theme

Nature:
Brave: (+1 Atk, -15% Speed, -10% Evasion)

Type: Grass/Ground
Abilities: Overgrow/Shell Armour (H)

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 5 (+)
Def: Rank 4
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 48 (-) (56/1.15, Truncated)
-10% Evasion
Size Class: 5
Weight Class: 7
Base Rank Total: 19

EC: 9/9
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks: (32)
Absorb
Bite
Crunch
Curse
Double Team
Earth Power
Earthquake
Endure
Energy Ball
Frenzy Plant
Giga Drain
Grassy Terrain
Growth
Leaf Storm
Light Screen
Mega Drain
Natural Gift
Outrage
Protect
Razor Leaf
Reflect
Rock Slide
Safeguard
Stealth Rock
Stone Edge
Substitute
Superpower
Swords Dance
Tackle
Withdraw
Wood Hammer
Worry Seed

deadfox081's party:

Puncha the Conkeldurr

Conkeldurr [Puncha] (M)
Nature: Adamant (+1 Atk, -1 SpA)

Type: Fighting

Stats:
HP: 110
Atk: Rank 6 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 45
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 19

EC: 9/9
MC: 0
DC: 5/5

Abilities: Guts, Sheer Force, Iron Fist

Attacks (49):
PHYSICAL
Bide
Brick Break
Bulldoze
Chip Away
Comet Punch
Counter
Dig
Drain Punch
Earthquake
Fire Punch
Focus Punch
Giga Impact
Hammer Arm
Ice Punch
Knock Off
Low Kick
Low Sweep
Mach Punch
Payback
Poison Jab
Pound
Power Up Punch
Rock Slide
Rock Throw
Smackdown
Stone Edge
Superpower
ThunderPunch
Wake-Up Slap

SPECIAL
Focus Blast
Grass Knot
Hidden Power [Electric]

OTHER
Block
Bulk Up
Detect
Double Team
Endure
Focus Energy
Foresight
Helping Hand
Leer
Protect
Rest
Scary Face
Sleep Talk
Substitute
Taunt
Toxic
Wide Guard

Chilla the Syclant

Syclant [Chilla] (F)
Nature: Mild (+1 SpA, -1 Def)

Type: Ice/Bug

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 5
Def: Rank 2 (-)
SpA: Rank 5 (+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 121
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 22

EC: 6/6
MC: 1
DC: 5/5

Abilities: Compoundeyes, Mountaineer, Technician (H)

Attacks (58):
PHYSICAL
Acrobatics
Aerial Ace
Avalanche
Brick Break
Bug Bite
Bulldoze
Counter
Dig
Earthquake
Fell Stinger
Focus Punch
Ice Punch
Ice Shard
Icicle Crash
Icicle Spear
Knock Off
Leech Life
Pin Missile
Rock Slide
Sheer Cold
Slash
Stone Edge
Superpower
U-Turn
X-Scissor

SPECIAL
Blizzard
Bug Buzz
Earth Power
Electroweb
Focus Blast
Freeze Dry
Frost Breath
Giga Drain
Hidden Power [Fire]
Ice Beam
Icy Wind
Infestation
Sheer Cold
Silver Wind
Solarbeam
Venoshock
Water Pulse

OTHER
Double Team
Endure
Focus Energy
Hail
Hone Claws
Leer
Protect
Rain Dance
Rest
Scratch
Sleep Talk
Spikes
String Shot
Substitute
Tail Glow
Taunt
Toxic

Drogon the Hydreigon

Hydreigon [Drogon] (M)
Nature: Hasty (+15% Speed, +15% Accuracy, -1 Def)

Type: Dark/Dragon

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 2 (-)
SpA: Rank 5
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 113 (98*1.15)
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 5
Base Rank Total: 22

EC: 9/9
MC: 0
DC: N/A

Abilities: Levitate

Attacks (59):
PHYSICAL
Acrobatics
Aqua Tail
Bite
Body Slam
Bulldoze
Crunch
Double Hit
Dragon Rush
Dragon Tail
Earthquake
Fire Fang
Fly
Head Smash
Headbutt
Ice Fang
Iron Tail
Outrage
Payback
Rock Slide
Stone Edge
Superpower
Tackle
Thunder Fang
U-Turn
Zen Headbutt

SPECIAL
Charge Beam
Dark Pulse
Draco Meteor
Dragon Pulse
Dragon Rage
DragonBreath
Earth Power
Flamethrower
Flash Cannon
Fire Blast
Focus Blast
Heat Wave
Hidden Power [Grass]
Hyper Beam
Hyper Voice
Incinerate
Signal Beam
Surf
Tri Attack
Uproar

OTHER
Double Team
Focus Energy
Protect
Reflect
Rest
Roar
Roost
Scary Face
Sleep Talk
Substitute
Sunny Day
Tailwind
Taunt
Thunder Wave
Torment
Toxic
Work Up

Might the Azumarill

Azumarill [Might] (M)
Nature: Quiet (+1 SpA, -15% Spe, -10% Eva)

Type: Water/Fairy

Stats:
HP: 110
Atk: Rank 2 [5]
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 43 (50/1.15)
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 16 [19]

EC: 9/9
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Abilities: Thick Fat, Huge Power, Sap Sipper (Unlocked)

Attacks (31):
PHYSICAL
Aqua Tail
Body Slam
Bounce
Brick Break
Bulldoze
Double Edge
Play Rough
Rollout
Slam
Superpower
Tackle
Waterfall

SPECIAL
Bubble
Water Gun
Bubble Beam
Hydro Pump
Ice Beam
Scald
Surf
Muddy Water

OTHER
Charm
Defence Curl
Encore
Helping Hand
Protect
Refresh
Sing
Splash
Subititute
Tail Whip
Water Sport

Order of Operations
Arcanite sends out.
deadfox081 sends out and orders.
Arcanite orders.
John

 

[Arcanite]

The Big Bridge

The Big Bridge:

Battle Music: Clash on the Big Bridge

The Iconic Bridge from Final Fantasy V.
As it is a bridge, there is no grass source, but there is plenty of water available for use.

Random Enemies will spawn at the end of each round, and attack all battling Pokemon.
30% - Merrow 10 HP, Rank 2/2 Defences, Water Type (Rank 3 SpA Water Gun)

20% - Flying Killer, 20 HP, Rank 2/3 Defences, Flying Type (Rank 3 Att Wing Attack)

20% - Neo Garula, 25 HP, Rank 3/3 Defences Ground/Ice Type (Rank 4 Att Icicle Crash)

20% - Little Chariot, 15 HP, Rank 3/3 Defences, Steel/Bug Type (Rank 5 Att Megahorn)

10% - Gilgamesh 40 HP, Rank 4/4 Defences, Fighting/Fairy Type (One of Rank 6 Att Thief, Slash, Night Slash, Dynamic Punch OR Rank 6 SpA Air Slash, Hurricane Chosen at random)
NB. can only spawn once. If it does, the other enemies percentages become 30%, 25%, 25%, 20% respectively.

If a player knocks out one of the spawns, the spawn will attack the opponent once before upon it being KOed, and then the Pokemon to land the killing blow will regain 10 HP.

 

[Arcanite]

'Bahamut, begin.'

Send out Bahamut the Dragonite @ Expert Belt

 

[deadfox081]

"Okay Might, you may be new to the team and not as well trained as would be ideal but you're going to be a very valuable asset. Lets kick off by just doing the best you can with what we have at hand. This Smoke Ball is going to serve you will I believe."

Might the Azumarill @ Smoke Ball

Play Rough > Ice Beam > Play Rough
IF Roost THEN Encore
IF damaging Electric type combination THEN Substitute (15 HP)

 

[Arcanite]

'What's deadfox rabbiting on about now?'

Bahamut the Dragonite: Reflect > Thundebolt > Thunder

 

[Arcanite]

Geodude6

 

[Avnomke]

Subreffing as per geodude's request.

Pre-round 1
Team Arcanite!

110
100
Fine

Team Fox!

110
100
Fine

I use a d1200 for the RNG.

Math

Dragonite used Reflect! -10 en
Azumarill used Play Rough! (255, 846, 729) -6 en, -(9/2+3+3)*1.5/2=7.875 hp Dragonite

Dragonite used Thunderbolt! (188, 1110) -7 en, -(9+2+3)*1.5=21 hp Azumarill
Azumarill used Ice Beam! (696, 954) -6 en, -(9)*2.25/2=10.125 hp Dragonite

Dragonite used Thunder! (976 miss) -8 en
Azumarill used Play Rough! (501, 1059, 585) -6 en, -(9/2+3+3)*1.5/2=7.875 hp Dragonite

(946 Little Chariot)
Little Chariot used Megahorn! (323, 1189) -(12/2+3+3)/1.5/2=4 hp Dragonite
Little Chariot used Megahorn! (339, 58 crit) -(12+3+3)/1.5=12 hp Azumarill

Post-round 1
Team Arcanite!

80
75
Reflect 3a

Team Fox!

77
82
Fine

Team Monsters!

15
Infinite
Fine​

 

[deadfox081]

Avnomke I used Ice Beam on action 2 rather than Ice Punch so should have done a tad more damage.

Ps thanks for subreffing :)

 

[Avnomke]

Fixed.

 

[Arcanite]

'I'm happy for you to stay out there if you are Bahamut?'

Bahamut the Dragonite: Thundebolt > Thunder Punch > Thunderbolt
----IF Azumarill uses protect, THEN Roost and push actions down. Activate only once.

 

[deadfox081]

"Well since we are playing on a different arena for one why not put it to some use?"

Ice Beam (Dragonite) > Aqua Tail (Little Chariot) > Ice Beam (Dragonite)

 

[Avnomke]

Pre-round 2
Team Arcanite!

80
75
Reflect 3a

Team Fox!

77
82
Fine

Team Monsters!

15
Infinite
Fine

Math

Dragonite used Thunderbolt! (132, 512) -7 en, -(9+2+3)*1.5=21 hp Azumarill
Azumarill used Ice Beam! (583, 311) -7 en, -(9)*2.25=20.25 hp Dragonite

Dragonite used Thunder Punch! (342, 837) -6 en, -(8+2+3)*1.5=19.5 hp Azumarill
Azumarill used Aqua Tail! (1037, 788) -6 en, -(9+3+3)=15 hp Chariot, RIP Chariot, +10 hp Azumarill
Chariot used Megahorn! (1197 miss)

Dragonite used Thunderbolt! (458, 416) -7 en, -(9+2+3)*1.5=21 hp Azumarill
Azumarill used Ice Beam! (560, 580) -7 en, -(9)*2.25=20.25 hp Dragonite

(1008 Chariot)
Chariot used Megahorn! (1067 miss Dnite, 305, 480) -(12+3+3)/1.5=12 hp Azumarill

Post-round 2
Team Arcanite!

39
55
Fine

Team Fox!

3
62
Fine

Team Monsters!

15
Infinite
Fine​

 

[deadfox081]

"You're awful lucky and we don't even have Aqua Jet :("

Ice Beam > Ice Beam > Ice Beam (Dragonite)

 

[Arcanite]

'The chariot's not much of a pain anyway.'

Bahamut the Dragonite: Roost > Extremespeed > Chill

 

[Avnomke]

Pre-round 3
Team Arcanite!

39
55
Fine

Team Fox!

3
62
Fine

Team Monsters!

15
Infinite
Fine

Math

Dragonite used Roost! -11 en, +20 hp
Azumarill used Ice Beam! (311, 482) -11 en, -(9)*1.5=13.5 hp Dragonite

Dragonite used Extremespeed! -6 en, -enough Azumarill, RIP Azumarill

Chariot used Megahorn! (99, 179) -(12+3+3)/1.5=12 hp Dragonite
(1140 Gilgamesh)
(74 Thief)
Gilgamesh used Thief! (136) -(4+4.5)=8.5 hp Dragonite, -Ebelt Dragonite, +Ebelt Gilgamesh

Post-round 3
Team Arcanite!

25
38
No Ebelt

Team Fox!

RIP
RIP
RIP

Team Monsters!

15|40
Infinite
Fine|Ebelt​

 

[deadfox081]

"Okay Drogon it's your turn to pick this one up. Do your best to forget about the monsters starting to surround us with this Expert Belt to boost your power."

Drogon the Hydreigon @ Expert Belt

 

[Arcanite]

'Hang In there Bahamut'

Bahamut the Dragonite: Fire Punch (Chariot) > Draco Meteor (Hydreigon) > Outrage (Hydreigon)
---IF Hydreigon uses a damaging Fire type move targeting the Chariot on a1, THEN use Extremespeed + Fire Punch Combo (Chariot) on a1 instead.
---IF Chariot has fainted, THEN replace all actions targeting it with Dragon Claw (Hydreigon)

 

[deadfox081]

"Scoring a KO in this arena is almost a bad idea given now you need to take two hits at the end of the round Drogon, but at least we can let him get rid of that annoying chariot."

Fly (Dragonite) > Dragon Pulse (Dragonite) > Iron Tail (Gilgamesh)
IF Dragonite is not KOed action 3 THEN Dragon Breath (Dragonite)

 

[Avnomke]

Pre-round 4
Team Arcanite!

25
38
No Ebelt

Team Fox!

100
100
Fine

Team Monsters!

15|40
Infinite
Fine|Ebelt

Math

Hydreigon used Fly! -11 en
Dragonite used Fire Punch! (32 burn, 506) -6 en, -(8+1.5)*2.25=21.375 hp Chariot, RIP Chariot, +10 hp Dragonite
Chariot used Megahorn! miss
Hydreigon used Fly! (183, 590) -(9+1.5)=10.5 hp Dragonite

Hydreigon used Dragon Pulse! (81) -6 en, -(9+3+2+3)*1.5=25.5 hp Dragonite, RIP Dragonite

(1019 Chariot)
Chariot used Megahorn! (569, 418) -(12+3+4.5)*1.5=29.25 hp Hydreigon
(882 Air Slash)
Gilgamesh used Air Slash! (595, 455) -(8+4.5)=12.5 hp Hydreigon

Post-round 4
Team Arcanite!

RIP
RIP
RIP

Team Fox!

58
83
Fine

Team Monsters!

15|40
Infinite
Fine|Ebelt​

 

[Arcanite]

'Sir Auron, let's deliver some Justice!'
'As you wish.'

Send Out Sir Auron the Lucario @ Lucarionite

 

[deadfox081]

"Gosh darn it stop rolling the annoying chariot!"

Switching to Puncha the Conkeldurr @ Life Orb, Sheer Force ON
Counterswitch?

 

[Arcanite]

'Indeed. Land Turtle, show them who's a boss!'

Send Out Land Turtle the Torterra @ Big Root
Land Turtle the Torterra: Reflect > Worry Seed > Giga Drain
----IF Focus Punch is ordered on a1/2, THEN use Energy Ball on that action, and push actions down.

 

[deadfox081]

"Well Puncha, we can certainly deal with this."

Taunt > Ice Punch > Ice Punch

 

[Avnomke]

Pre-round 5
Team Arcanite!

100
100
Fine

Team Fox!

110
100
Fine

Bench

58
83
Fine

Team Monsters!

15|40
Infinite
Fine|Ebelt

Math

Torterra used Reflect! -10 en
Conkeldurr used Taunt! -10 en

Torterra used Struggle! (127) -5 en, -(5+3)=8 hp Conkeldurr, -2 hp Torterra
Conkeldurr used Ice Punch! (926) -6 en, -(8/2+2+2+2+3)*2.25=30.25 hp Torterra, -2 hp Conkeldurr

Torterra used Giga Drain! (808) -17 en, -(8+3)=11 hp Conkeldurr, +11 hp Torterra
Conkeldurr used Ice Punch! (380) -10 en, -(8/2+2+2+2+3)*2.25=30.25 hp Torterra, -2 hp Conkeldurr

(11 Merrow)
Merrow used Water Gun! (931, 673) -(4+3)=7 hp Torterra, -(4+3)=7 hp Conkeldurr
Chariot used Megahorn! (102, 205, 549, 339) -(12/2+3+1.5)*1.5=15.75 hp Torterra, -(12+3+3)/1.5=12 hp Conkeldurr
(621 Dynamic Punch)
Gilgamesh used Dynamic Punch! (586, 413, 1018 4a, 845 miss Conkeldurr) -(10+3+3)=16 hp Torterra, 4a confusion Torterra, RIP Torterra

Post-round 5
Team Arcanite!

10
68
Reflect 3a, Taunt 3a, Confused 4a

Team Fox!

68
74
Fine

Bench

58
83
Fine

Team Monsters!

15|40|10
Infinite
Fine|Ebelt|Fine​

 

[Arcanite]

Avnomke I believe that the Big root has been neglected.
Also, I might be wrong here, but I think Torterra should still be alive:
-2 -30.25 +11 -30.25 -7 -15.75 -16 = -90.25