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Are Women Real?

Thoughts on Women

  • They seem pretty chill

    Votes: 18 50.0%

  • I have talked to a Woman (once)

    Votes: 4 11.1%

  • What is a Woman?

    Votes: 3 8.3%

  • Never seen one ):

    Votes: 3 8.3%

  • Wait isn't OP a Woman?? (lies and slander)

    Votes: 8 22.2%
  • Total voters
    36
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I'm sure we've all heard of Women. Whether it's through real life exposure, rumours on the Interwebs, or a Television show, I believe most esteemed users of Smogoff have some knowledge of the elusive Woman. But today, dear Smogoffians, I aim to answer one simple question. Are Women Real?

To answer this question I will perform a series of highly scientific experiments in order to ascertain the realness of Women

To start off, let me show you a picture of a woman:

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Looks pretty real, right? Wrong! You are a fool and a moron, because that is an AI generated picture of a Woman! Betcha feel pretty stupid now, right? Yeah I would. Fucking idiot. This proves without a shadow of a doubt that there are no real, surviving photographs of Women to be found on the Interwebs. Let's try and fine some more images

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No.. This is an AI generated image too....

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Cripes, this one is AI generated too! Aren't there any pictures of a real Woman out there?

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let's move on


Current hypothesis: Women cannot be photographed (much like vampires) but are potentially real

Now let us move on to our next experiment

For experiment 2, I have utilised Google in order to answer my question. Here are the results:

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Wow. Powerful stuff. This is pretty damning evidence against the existence of Women


Current hypothesis: Women cannot be photographed because Women Aren't Real

For the final experiment, I dove into the field to do some legwork. After a long, exhausting round of questioning, I came back with this very important response:

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I would like to thank faint for his contribution to this scientific inquiry, this may be the final nail in the coffin for Women-kind

With this final piece of evidence in the locker, I can now safely bring you all to my final conclusion


Final Conclusion

Many scientists have pondered the existence of Women. They claimed it would be impossible to ever know for sure if such a being truly existed. And while it would be foolish of me to claim that there are no Women in existence, we must face the facts. There are no recorded instances of Women to be found, multiple articles written on the lack of Women, and esteemed user Faint (who is the no. 1 expert on Women) has even stated that he has never truly laid eyes on a Woman. The results of this investigation are clear:

Women are Not real​
Thank you all for joining me on this scientific journey. I hope I have enlightened you to the reality of Women. Feel free to discuss the nature of Women and the aftermath of these findings below. Or don't, I'm completely numb to all emotions and haven't felt anything since the Autumn of 1839
 
Um...bruh...getting some real "boys club" vibes from this post. And, I think that's a mistake...You want threads like this to be an open and inclusive space.

If women DO exist, we should make this thread as welcoming as possible. Please keep this in mind.
 
GatoDelFuego said:
Um...bruh...getting some real "boys club" vibes from this post. And, I think that's a mistake...You want threads like this to be an open and inclusive space.

If women DO exist, we should make this thread as welcoming as possible. Please keep this in mind.
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That is true, but as proven in the big fuckoff post I just wrote, Women are 100% not real. Don't exist. No Women anywhere. I suggest reading the post in its entirety before making such bold accusations
 
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