Ohai I didn't see you there :]
Okay well yesterday I was bored and I decided to make a random crappy NU team... except it wasn't crappy and actually ended up getting me to #1 on the ladder when I tested it out, so I decided I'll retire it and show you guys :]
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Okay well yesterday I was bored and I decided to make a random crappy NU team... except it wasn't crappy and actually ended up getting me to #1 on the ladder when I tested it out, so I decided I'll retire it and show you guys :]

Oh and before I start, here's a pastebin to the team: http://pastebin.com/hke0VYug
Also, I'd like to thank Brawlfest for his major contribution to the team. I wouldn't have gotten where I am without you :]]]]

Dwayne (Regirock) @ Leftovers
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 240 HP / 252 Atk / 16 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Rock Slide
- Drain Punch
- Thunder Wave
- Stealth Rock
I used to run Assault Vest on this, but I found that Brawlfest's suggestion to run more of a tank was more suitable for this Pokemon. Given its bulky defensive stats, it's basically impossible to OHKO Regirock with one hit, so it's most likely going to get up Stealth Rocks every game. Plus, Thunder Wave and Rock Slide work together perfectly to get some nice ParaFlinches so Regirock barely ever gets touched throughout the battle.

Toad (Vileplume) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Effect Spore
EVs: 252 HP / 224 Def / 32 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Giga Drain
- Sludge Bomb
- Synthesis
- Aromatherapy
Don't let that cute, innocent smile fool you. This thing is a bulky monster. 224 Defense EVs and a bold nature are all this thing needs to start tanking scarfed Ice Punches from Sawk. It only does 44% max! Then, while Sawk is trying as hard as its heart will let it to KO it, BAM! Effect Spore kicks in and that sucker is asleep and you can suck all of its delicious souls away with Giga Drain.

4chan (Sawk) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Mold Breaker
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Close Combat
- Earthquake
- Ice Punch
- Knock Off
The point of this guy should be pretty obvious. He's a solid scarfer with a whopping base 125 attack stat. He either busts massive holes in teams or neatly finishes up the job as a late game sweeper. I run Mold Breaker over Sturdy because most people never read the infamous "Sawk breaks the mold!" at the bottom of the screen and decide to switch in Rotom to my Earthquake only to be sorely disappointed and in tears as that Rotom's HP slowly goes down to 0%. It never fails.

Momferno (Kangaskhan) (F) @ Silk Scarf
Ability: Scrappy
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Fake Out
- Return
- Earthquake
- Sucker Punch
I replaced Monferno with this thing (also requested by Brawlfest lol) and I must say that it really is a much better Pokemon. I used to run Double-Edge but I found that the recoil really shortened its much needed longevity, so I gave it Return instead. The 18 BP difference isn't really noticeable anyway tbh as it doesn't cause it to miss out on very many important KOs.

itzGator (Feraligatr) @ Leftovers
Ability: Torrent
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Substitute
- Dragon Dance
- Waterfall
- Ice Punch
Okay, before I start this one I wanna give a shout-out to itzGator. Follow him on YouTube:]
Anyway, might I say that this thing sets up extremely easily against defensive pokes *coughs* Uxie. Basically, if I get one DDance up, it's gg (unless the opponent has a Seismitoad but why would I set up knowing that they have that js)

Herbert (Mr. Mime) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Filter
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psyshock
- Dazzling Gleam
- Trick
- Energy Ball
Lastly, I just slapped a Mr. Mime on the team because I feel like it doesn't get enough respect these days, no respect at all. This thing gets a notable mention because it's got a high risk, high reward thing going on with Vileplume. If I correctly predict an opposing Vileplume to go for a support move and switch this guy in, I can either just KO the Vileplume or get a hefty hit on whatever decides to (reluctantly) switch in. Plus, I really need this guy because I have a huge Psychic weakness on my team and I need something to tank a hit easily and destroy lives afterward.
And that's it. Hope you enjoyed! Leave suggestions in the bottom, maybe I'll try out different stuff.
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