Battle Hall Challenge - FishShapedFish

[FishShapedFish]

Alright. I have internet, am all moved in, and will be posting regularly, I swear. Thanks for being patient, lad.

Surf - Brine - Brine

 

[The Wanderer]

Huh. Didn't know you were moving.

Round 2, ho!

Crunch

Order: Vanillite, Oshawott

Action 1
Vanillite used Uproar!
-Crit chance: 7578 = NOPE.
-Damage: 9 + 6 - 3 = 12 damage
Sampson used Surf!
-Crit chance: 2083 = NOPE.
-Damage: 9 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 13.5 damage
Numbers:
-Oshawott: -12 HP, -6 EN
-Vanillite: -13.5 HP, -6 EN

Action 2
Vanillite used Toxic!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 8460 = EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYUP.
Sampson was badly poisoned!
Sampson used Brine!
-Crit chance: 1863 = NOPE.
-Damage: 13 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 17.5 damage
Sampson was hurt by poison! (-1 HP)
Numbers:
-Oshawott: -1 HP, -7 EN
-Vanillite: -17.5 HP, -7 EN

Action 3
Vanillite used Uproar!
-Crit chance: 5278 = NOPE.
-Damage: 9 + 6 - 3 = 12 damage
Vanillite caused an uproar! (2 actions)
Sampson used Brine!
-Crit chance: 2852 = NOPE.
-Damage: 13 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 17.5 damage
Vanillite fainted!
Numbers:
-Oshawott: -13 HP, -11 EN
-Vanillite: -17 HP, -6 EN

Final Numbers:
-Oshawott: -26 HP, -24 EN
-Vanillite: -47 HP, -19 EN

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FishShapedFish: | Jack Frost:

|

Sampson | Vanillite
HP: 34 | HP: KO
EN: 53 | EN: 65
Stats: 2/1/3/2/52/1/1 | Stats: 1/2/4/2/44/1/1
Torrent | Ice Body
Toxic (2 DPA) | Faint
0/0/0/0/0/0(+9)/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0/0
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing

"Hee hoh noooooooooooo! Is this how the hee-ro's story ends?!"

"I'd ho-pe so."

"Shut up, ho! Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion, hee ho!"

CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY!

 

[FishShapedFish]

I'll go with

 

[The Wanderer]

BATTLE 5

Foul Christine wants to fight!

*BEEP, BEEP!*

Mon: 3 = Beldum
Ability: 1 = Clear Body

Beldum

Beldum (-)

Type: Steel / Psychic

Nature: Adamant
+Atk, -SpA

Abilities: Clear Body / Light Metal [HA]

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: 3 [+]
Def: 3
SpA: 1 [-]
SpD: 2
Spe: 30
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 4 [Light Metal: 3]
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 0/9
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks:
Take Down

Headbutt
Iron Def
Iron Head
Zen Headbutt

Your move, ho!​

 

[FishShapedFish]

Holy crap Beldum only learns five moves.

Surf - Surf - Surf

 

[The Wanderer]

*Chhrrrghrrrrrghrrrrrghrrrghrghrgh...Chhrrrghrrrrrghrrrrrghrrrghrghrgh...*
Zen Headbutt -> Headbutt -> Zen Headbutt

Welcome back to the stage of hee-story, ho!
♫Tier 2 demon

Pre-round

FishShapedFish: | Christine:

|

Sampson | Beldum
HP: 90 | HP: 90
EN: 100 | EN: 100
Stats: 2/1/3/2/52/1/1 | Stats: 3/3/1/2/30/1/4
Torrent | Clear Body
No ailments | No ailments
0/0/0/0/0/0(+9)/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0/0
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing

Crunch

Order: Oshawott, Beldum

Action 1
Sampson used Surf!
-Crit chance: 630 = OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
-Damage: 9 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 13.5 damage
Beldum used Zen Headbutt!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 6440 = Hit
-Crit chance: 2096 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 4.5 - 1.5 = 14 damage
Numbers:
-Oshawott: -14 HP, -6 EN
-Beldum: -13.5 HP, -5 EN

Action 2
Sampson used Surf!
-Crit chance: 2749 = NOPE.
-Damage: 9 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 13.5 damage
Beldum used Headbutt!
-Crit chance: 7379 = NOPE.
-Damage: 7 + 4.5 - 1.5 = 10 damage
Numbers:
-Oshawott: -10 HP, -10 EN
-Beldum: -13.5 HP, -5 EN

Action 1
Sampson used Surf!
-Crit chance: 4076 = NOPE.
-Damage: 9 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 13.5 damage
Beldum used Zen Headbutt!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 848 = Hit
-Crit chance: 1350 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 4.5 - 1.5 = 14 damage
Numbers:
-Oshawott: -14 HP, -14 EN
-Beldum: -13.5 HP, -5 EN

Final Numbers:
-Oshawott: -38 HP, -30 EN
-Beldum: -41 (30.5) HP, -15 EN

Post-round

FishShapedFish: | Christine:

|

Sampson | Beldum
HP: 52 | HP: 49
EN: 70 | EN: 85
Stats: 2/1/3/2/52/1/1 | Stats: 3/3/1/2/30/1/4
Torrent | Clear Body
No ailments | No ailments
0/0/0/0/0/0(+9)/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0/0
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing

*ChrrihihiHIHIVROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!*
Zen Headbutt -> Zen Headbutt -> Headbutt​

 

[FishShapedFish]

I don't think Foul Christine can type:
13.5*3 = 40.5 .-.

Anyway....

Surf - Brine - Brine

Also, you're missing 10 damage on Oshawott, so he should be down to 52 HP. Technically this isn't a huge deal since both mons are missing -10 HP; we're both just further from death.

 

[The Wanderer]

Fix'd.

Round 2, ho!

Crunch

Order: Oshawott, Beldum

Action 1
Sampson used Surf!
-Crit chance: 2287 = NOPE.
-Damage: 9 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 13.5 damage
Beldum used Zen Headbutt!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 8283 = Hit
-Crit chance: 8488 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 4.5 - 1.5 = 14 damage
Numbers:
-Oshawott: -14 HP, -18 EN
-Beldum: -13.5 HP, -9 EN

Action 2
Sampson used Brine!
-Crit chance: 4833 = NOPE.
-Damage: 13 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 17.5 damage
Beldum used Zen Headbutt!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 7155 = Hit
-Crit chance: 1463 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 4.5 - 1.5 = 14 damage
Numbers:
-Oshawott: -14 HP, -7 EN
-Beldum: -17.5 HP, -13 EN

Action 3
Sampson used Brine!
-Crit chance: 2569 = NOPE.
-Damage: 13 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 17.5 damage
Beldum fainted!
Numbers:
-Oshawott: -11 EN
-Beldum: -17.5 HP

Final Numbers:
-Oshawott: -28 HP, -36 EN
-Beldum: -49 (48.5) HP, -22 EN

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FishShapedFish: | Christine:

|

Sampson | Beldum
HP: 24 | HP: KO
EN: 34 | EN: 63
Stats: 2/1/3/2/52/1/1 | Stats: 3/3/1/2/30/1/4
Torrent | Clear Body
No ailments | Faint
0/0/0/0/0/0(+9)/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0/0
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing

*Engine catches fire*

CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY!

 

[FishShapedFish]

I'll go with

 

[The Wanderer]

BATTLE 6

Foul Jack the Ripper wants to fight!

"$%&}^(%^#/>?$#%^&*/:<"

Mon: 5 = Goddammit, another mon weak to water
Ability: 1 = Intimidate

Sandile

Sandile (M)

Type: Ground / Dark

Nature: Adamant
+Atk, -SpA

Abilities: Intimidate / Moxie / Anger Point [HA]

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: 4 [+]
Def: 3
SpA: 1 [-]
SpD: 2
Spe: 65
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 14

EC: 0/9
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks:
Leer
Rage
Bite
Sand Attack
Torment
Sand Tomb
Assurance
Mud-Slap
Embargo
Swagger

Counter
Double Edge
Fire Fang
Pursuit
Thunder Fang

Taunt
Earthquake
Dig
Payback
Stone Edge

Your move, ho!​

 

[FishShapedFish]

poor lad ;.;
Surf - Ice Beam - Surf
IF Dig AND you are not tormented, THEN Surf + Surf the first instance and Dive all subsequent actions

 

[The Wanderer]

")!@$#@<?&@>$!|["
Torment -> Dig -> Dig

Don't ask me what hee's saying, because I have ho idea either.
♫Tier 2 demon

Pre-round

FishShapedFish: | Jack the Ripper:

|

Sampson | Sandile
HP: 90 | HP: 90
EN: 100 | EN: 100
Stats: 2/1/3/2/52/1/1 | Stats: 4/3/1/2/65/1/2
Torrent | Intimidate
No ailments | No ailments
-1(-1)/0/0/0/0/0(+9)/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0/0
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing

Crunch

Order: Sandile, Oshawott

Action 1
Sandile used Torment!
Sampson was subject to Torment! (6 actions)
Sampson used Surf!
-Crit chance: 1047 = OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
-Damage: (9 + 3 + 4.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 20.25 damage!
Numbers:
-Oshawott: -6 EN
-Sandile: -20.25(!) HP, -9 EN

Action 2
Sandile dug underground!
Sampson used Ice B-NO.
Sandile used Dig!
-Crit chance: 8391 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 6 - 1.5 = 15.5 damage
Numbers:
-Oshawott: -15.5 HP, -7 EN
-Sandile: -9 EN

Action 3
Sandile dug underground!
Sampson used Sur-NO.
Sandile used Dig!
-Crit chance: 2793 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 6 - 1.5 = 15.5 damage
Numbers:
-Oshawott: -15.5 HP, -6 EN
-Sandile: -13 EN

Final Numbers:
-Oshawott: -31 HP, -19 EN
-Sandile: -20 (20.25) HP, -31 EN

Post-round

FishShapedFish: | Jack the Ripper:

|

Sampson | Sandile
HP: 59 | HP: 70
EN: 81 | EN: 69
Stats: 2/1/3/2/52/1/1 | Stats: 4/3/1/2/65/1/2
Torrent | Intimidate
Torment (3 actions) | No ailments
-1(-1)/0/0/0/0/0(+9)/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0/0
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing

"&!}<#$@![\/<?*)"
Thunder Fang -> Dig* -> Thunder Fang
*If Oshawott uses dive, use Thunder fang
**If Oshawott uses a p/e move, use Chill

Also, I really should repost your Oshawott for reference

*Sampson (Oshawott) Male*
Nature:
Hasty
Type:
Water: Water STAB; Ignores arena restrictions on Water attacks that require an external water source. Evasive Diving reduced from 6 per action Energy Cost to 5 per action.


Abilities:
Torrent:
Type: Passive
When this Pokemon's HP is lower than 33%, the Base Attack Power of any water attack is increased by two (2). (eg Water Pulse goes from 6 to 8, Hydro Pump from 11 to 13)
Shell Armor (DW):
Type: Passive
This Pokemon's thick, bony outer shell prevents it from taking critical hits.

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 52 (+) (+9% Accuracy & Evasion)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 13


EC: 3/9
AC: 2/5
MC: 3

Attacks: 19/71 Total
Tackle
Tail Whip
Water Gun
Water Sport
Focus Energy
Razor Shell
Fury Cutter
Water Pulse
Revenge
Hydropump

Air Slash
Assurance
Brine
Detect
Night Slash

Protect
Ice Beam
X-Scissor
Surf
Dive
Taunt

 

[FishShapedFish]

damn, I forgot to put a torment sub in :c

Hydro Pump - Dive - Hydro Pump+Brine

pls no hall hax

 

[The Wanderer]

Round 2, ho!

Crunch

Order: Sandile, Oshawott

Action 1
Sandile used Thunder Fang!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9500): 6020 = Hit
-Crit chance: 3843 = NOPE.
-Damage: (7 + 6 - 1.5) * 1.5 = 17.25 damage
-Effect chance (Paralysis <= 1000): 5257 = NOPE.
-Effect chance 2 (Flinch <= 1000): 9673 = NOPE.
Sampson used Hydro Pump!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 8900): 2081 = Hit
-Crit chance: 1672 = NOPE.
-Damage: (11 + 3 + 4.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 23.25 damage!
Numbers:
-Oshawott: -17.25, -7 EN
-Sandile: -23.25(!) HP, -5 EN

Action 2
Sandile used Thunder Fang!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9500): 8657 = Hit
-Crit chance: 3399 = NOPE.
-Damage: (7 + 6 - 1.5) * 1.5 = 17.25 damage
-Effect chance (Paralysis <= 1000): 5806 = NOPE.
-Effect chance 2 (Flinch <= 1000): 1635 =

Sampson used Dive!
-Crit chance: 1470 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((8 + 3 + 2 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5) - 2 = 19.75 damage
Numbers:
-Oshawott: -17.25 HP, -9 EN
-Sandile: -19.75 HP, -9 EN

Action 3
Sandile used Thunder Fang!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9500): 4164 = Hit
-Crit chance: 5787 = NOPE.
-Damage: (7 + 6 - 1.5) * 1.5 = 17.25 damage
-Effect chance (Paralysis <= 1000): 3916 = NOPE.
-Effect chance 2 (Flinch <= 1000): 9708 =NOPE.
Sampson used Aquadyne!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 8900): 7651 = Hit
-Crit chance: 5992 = NOPE.
-Damage: (24 + 3 + 2 + 4.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 45.75 DAMAGE!!!
-Energy cost: ((8 + 8) * 1.5) - 1 = 23 EN
Sandile fainted!
Numbers:
-Oshawott: -17.25 HP, -23 EN
-Sandile: -27 HP, -13 EN

Final Numbers:
-Oshawott: -52 (51.75) HP, -39 EN
-Sandile: -70 HP, -27 EN

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FishShapedFish: | Jack the Ripper:

|

Sampson | Sandile
HP: 7 | HP: KO
EN: 42 | EN: 42
Stats: 2/1/3/2/52/1/1 | Stats: 4/3/1/2/65/1/2
Torrent | Intimidate
No ailments | Faint
-1(-1)/0/0/0/0/0(+9)/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0/0
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing

")!=_?<#%&!}},?!"

CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY!

 

[FishShapedFish]

I'll choose

 

[The Wanderer]

BATTLE 7

Jirae Tsuchigumo wants to fight!

"Another pipsqueak managed to get this far? This oughta be good."

Mon: 2 = Joltik
Ability: 3 = Swarm

Joltik

Joltik (M)

Types: Bug / Electric

Nature: Adamant
+Atk, -SpA

Abilities: Compound Eyes / Unnerve / Swarm [HA]

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: 3 [+]
Def: 2
SpA: 1 [-]
SpD: 2
Spe: 65
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 0/6
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks:
String Shot
Leech Life
Spider Web
Thunder Wave
Screech
Fury Cutter
Electroweb
Bug Bite
Gastro Acid

Disable
Camouflage
Cross Poison
Feint Attack
Rock Climb

Poison Jab
Wild Charge
X-Scissor
Protect
Toxic

Hee ho no! You're up against a big spider with a smaller spider!​

 

[FishShapedFish]

Surf - Surf - Surf
IF Surf is Disabled when you would act, THEN Hydro Pump that action instead
IF Hydro Pump is Disabled when you would act, THEN Brine that action instead

 

[The Wanderer]

"Get in my belly!"
Wild Charge -> Thunder Wave -> Wild Charge

I don't dare hee-ven blink, ho!
♫Tier 3 Demon

Pre-round

FishShapedFish: | Tsuchigumo:

|

Sampson | Joltik
HP: 90 | HP: 90
EN: 100 | EN: 100
Stats: 2/1/3/2/52/1/1 | Stats: 3/2/1/2/65/1/1
Torrent | Swarm
No ailments | No ailments
0/0/0/0/0/0(+9)/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0/0
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing

Crunch

Order: Joltik, Oshawott

Action 1
Joltik used Wild Charge!
-Crit chance: 5195 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 3 + 4.5 - 1.5) * 1.5 = 21 damage!
-Recoil: 21 * .25 = 5.25 damage
-Energy cost: 6 + (1 / 2.5) - 1 = 5.4 EN
Sampson used Surf!
-Crit chance: 4993 = NOPE.
-Damage: 9 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 13.5 damage
Numbers:
-Oshawott: -21(!) HP, -6 EN
-Joltik: -18.75 HP, -5.4 EN

Action 2
Joltik used Thunder Wave!
Sampson was paralyzed! (25%)
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 2500): 2229 = NOPE.
Sampson couldn't move!
Numbers:
-Oshawott: No changes
-Joltik: -6 EN

Action 3
Joltik used Wild Charge!
-Crit chance: 2110 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 3 + 4.5 - 1.5) * 1.5 = 21 damage!
-Recoil: 21 * .25 = 5.25 damage
-Energy cost: 6 + (1 / 2.5) - 1 = 5.4 EN
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 1500): 9568 = Move
Sampson used Surf!
-Crit chance: 4834 = NOPE.
-Damage: 9 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 13.5 damage
Numbers:
-Oshawott: -21(!) HP, -6 EN
-Joltik: -18.75 HP, -5.4 EN

Final Numbers:
-Oshawott: -42 HP, -12 EN
-Joltik: -38 (37.5) HP, -17 (16.8) EN

Post-round

FishShapedFish: | Tsuchigumo:

|

Sampson | Joltik
HP: 48 | HP: 52
EN: 88 | EN: 83
Stats: 2/1/3/2/52(13)/1/1 | Stats: 3/2/1/2/65/1/1
Torrent | Swarm
Paralysis (10%) | No ailments
0/0/0/0/0/0(+9)/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0/0
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing

"Not so tough when the bug's squishing YOU, huh?!"
X-scissor -> Wild Charge -> Wild Charge
*If Oshawott uses a p/e move, use chill and push actions down​

 

[FishShapedFish]

Surf - Brine + Brine - Cool Down

 

[The Wanderer]

Round 2, ho!

Crunch

Order: Joltik, Oshawott

Action 1
Joltik used X-Scissor!
-Crit chance: 5760 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 4.5 - 1.5 = 14 damage
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 1000): 7626 = Move
Sampson used Surf!
-Crit chance: 2439 = NOPE.
-Damage: 9 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 13.5 damage
Numbers:
-Oshawott: -14 HP, -10 EN
-Joltik: -13.5 HP, -5 EN

Action 2
Joltik used Wild Charge!
-Crit chance: 4409 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 3 + 4.5 - 1.5) * 1.5 = 21 damage!
-Recoil: 21 * .25 = 5.25 damage
-Energy cost: 6 + (1 / 2.5) - 1 = 5.4 EN
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 1000): 6846 = NOPE.
Sampson used Aquadyne!
-Crit chance: 7340 = NOPE.
-Damage: (13 * 2.25) + 3 + 2 + 4.5 - 3 = 35.75 Damage!!
-Energy cost: ((8 + 12) * 1.75) - 1 = 34 EN
Joltik fainted!
Numbers:
-Oshawott: -21 HP, -34 EN
-Joltik: -38.5 HP, -5.4 EN

Final Numbers:
-Oshawott: -35 HP, -44 EN
-Joltik: -52 HP, -11 (10.4) EN

G̵̜͎̅̅ͣ͒ͪ͘̕E͂̏ͩͪ̽ͣͫ҉̜̖͚̳̜͔͝Ţ̶̫̮͕͆͌ͧ ̠͍̬̳͍̃͂̿͆͊T̙̤͎͈̪̣͕̗̈́̉͌̃̽H̙̼͖̼͎̜̗̙͎̊͆͒̒́́Ẽ̶̹͙͖͈̞ͨ̒ͥ̾͌̏̒ ̛͉̘̥͆̏̑ͤͮ͌̎P̟̝̐̏̎͐̾ͨ̃̃͘O̴̻͔̦͚͕̬̱͛̿͢W̷̘̘̮̠͌ͪ͒̂̅ͦ̈́Ê̶̸̜̜̯̱̖̭̈͊̽̏͗̆͝R̦̭͎̩̥͔ͥ̃͞ ̡̛͎͖̻̠̖̱͎͛ͧ̃͂͆͑͊͡ͅT͈̖̭́ͨͩ͑͗̒O̲͉̘̞͔̩ͬ̓͗͡ ͇̥͕͕̺̔ͣ̉͞R̛̤̐͘Ę͍̦̙ͤ͘A̡̳͓͒̾̀͜C̤̖̺̆͛͘H̬͚̥͂̓̀ ̶̞̞͓̜̳̝̣̍̆̓̓ͣͨͥT̺͖̮͉͓̗̱ͣͬ̃̕͜H͓̞̤͎̪ͬͯͫ̽ͧ̌Ë́͐̇̅҉͏̻̱ ̯̪͕͉̗̮̺̰̑ͤ͜N̤̙̠̳̪̝̖̉̃̀̕Ë̢̛͕̘͈͇̖́͌̄X̝̥͍̮̜̫̋͆̀̆̎͒̕T͖̔̀́͘ ̻̰̳̟ͪ͞S̪̣̩̽ͤ̃͝͠ͅT̵̴̺̤̈ͬ͜Ạ̳̼͎̼̬̹͉̻͑̏ͪ́G̞̅̎̃̑Ẹ̸͍̗̝̱͉͕̮͐̆̀͐

FishShapedFish: | Tsuchigumo:

|

Sampson | Joltik
HP: 27 | HP: KO
EN: 44 | EN: 72
Stats: 2/1/3/2/52(13)/1/1 | Stats: 3/2/1/2/65/1/1
Torrent | Swarm
Paralysis (5%) | Faint
0/0/0/0/0/0(+9)/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0/0
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing

"What the hell?! I was supposed to have won that! You fucking suck, Wanderer!"

CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY!

 

[FishShapedFish]

Let's do

 

[The Wanderer]

BATTLE 8

Dragon Coatlicue wants to fight!

"You would dare oppose the Lady of the Snake? You're either very brave or very foolish. Probably both."

Mon: 4 = Goomy
Ability: 2 = Hydration

Goomy

Goomy (F)

Type: Dragon

Nature: Quiet
+SpA, -Speed, -10% Eva

Abilities: Sap Sipper / Hydration / Gooey [HA]

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: 2
Def: 2
SpA: 3 [+]
SpD: 3
Spe: 34 [-]
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 0/9
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks:
Tackle
Bubble
Absorb
Protect
Bide
Dragon Breath
Rain Dance

Acid Armor
Counter
Curse
Endure
Iron Tail

Thunderbolt
Double Team
Sludge Wave
Sludge Bomb
Rock Slide

 

[FishShapedFish]

Ice Beam - Ice Beam - Ice Beam
IF Bide A1, THEN Protect A3
IF Thunderbolt, THEN Dive

 

[The Wanderer]

"I'm going to put you where you belong - behind me!"
Dragon Breath -> Dragon Breath -> Dragon Breath
*If Oshawott is paralyzed, replace all remaining actions with Thunderbolt

...Ho-kay, I've got nothing.
♫Tier 3 Demon

Pre-round

FishShapedFish: | Coatlicue:

|

Sampson | Goomy
HP: 90 | HP: 90
EN: 100 | EN: 100
Stats: 2/1/3/2/52/1/1 | Stats: 2/2/3/3/34/1/1
Torrent | Hydration
No ailments | No ailments
0/0/0/0/0/0(+9)/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0/0(-10)
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing

Crunch

Order: Oshawott, Goomy

Action 1
Sampson used Ice Beam!
-Crit chance: 1550 = NOPE.
-Damage: (9 + 4.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 13.5 damage
-Effect chance (Freeze <= 1000): 933 = FUCKSHITTER.
-Freeze chance (1 = light; 2 = deep; 3 = intense): 1 = light
Goomy was frozen! (1 action)
Goomy is frozen solid.
Numbers:
-Oshawott: -7 EN
-Goomy: -13.5 HP

Action 2
Sampson used Ice Beam!
-Crit chance: 3665 = NOPE.
-Damage: (9 + 4.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 13.5 damage
Goomy thawed out!
Goomy used Dragonbreath!
-Crit chance: 5515 = NOPE.
-Damage: 6 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 10.5 damage
-Effect chance (Paralysis <= 3000): 9650 = ...
Numbers:
-Oshawott: -10.5 HP, -11 EN
-Goomy: -13.5 HP, -4 EN

Action 3
Sampson used Ice Beam!
-Crit chance: 8492 = NOPE.
-Damage: (9 + 4.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 13.5 damage
-Effect chance (Freeze <= 1000): 8165 = NOPE.
Goomy used Dragonbreath!
-Crit chance: 9542 = NOPE.
-Damage: 6 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 10.5 damage
-Effect chance (Paralysis <= 3000): 5328 = ...and did I forget to mention "..."?
Numbers:
-Oshawott: -10.5 HP, -15 EN
-Goomy: -13.5 HP, -8 EN

Final Numbers:
-Oshawott: -21 HP, -33 EN
-Goomy: -41 (40.5) HP, -12 EN

Post-round

FishShapedFish: | Coatlicue:

|

Sampson | Goomy
HP: 69 | HP: 49
EN: 67 | EN: 88
Stats: 2/1/3/2/52/1/1 | Stats: 2/2/3/3/34/1/1
Torrent | Hydration
No ailments | No ailments
0/0/0/0/0/0(+9)/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0/0(-10)
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing

"Stop. Evading! Me! AND! DIE!"
Dragonbreath -> Dragonbreath -> Dragonbreath
*If Oshawott uses a damaging evasive move, use counter
**If Oshawott is paralyzed, replace all remaining actions with Thunderbolt​

 

[FishShapedFish]

Ice Beam - Brine - Ice Beam + Ice Beam