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[F Amadon]

*grumble grumble* "Illegal substitutions, whack. I still don't get these rules."

"Ms. Beleco, I don't feel so good..."

"I won't need Poison Heal, I thought. I'll unlock it when he's fully evolved, I thought. Not my day."

Acid Armor > Brine > Brine

 

[nightblitz42]

Round 8:​

Water | Torrent
HP: 53/90 | EN: 79
2/4/2/3/24 | 1/1/15
Status: Poisoned, -10% Eva

#Amulet Coin
Poison/Dark | Poison Touch/Gluttony
HP: 44/90 | EN: 73
4/2/2/2/22 | 1/3/13
Status: OK, -10% Eva, 1KOC​

Feel-Bad Math

A1

Acid Armor
+2 Def
-7en (72en)

Poison Jab
Miss!
-5en (68en)

Poison: -2hp (51hp)

A2

Brine
Crit roll: 17/24
Damage = 13+3+4-4 = 16 damage (28hp)
-7en (65en)

Brutal Swing
Crit roll: 13/24
Damage = 6+3+8+8-4 = 5 damage (46hp)
-4en (64en)

Poison: -2hp (44hp)

A3

Brine
Crit roll: 17/24
16 damage (12hp)
-11en (54en)

Poison Jab
Crit roll: 6/24
Damage = 8+3+8-8-4 = 7 damage (37hp)
-5en (59en)

Poison: -2hp (35hp)

Oh my God, Swirlpool just collapsed into a puddle of water!! Is that an ability of Swirlpool's, or did his body completely deteriorate from Grimer's poison?! I don't know! Grimer doesn't seem to know either -- his "attacks" are totally ineffective!

Now the Swirlpool, in his liquid state, is able to splash bits of himeslf onto the Grimer, sending salty water seeping into his pores for massive damage! Grimer's body churns into a bubbling, putrid tempest of water and filth. Swirlpool looks upon his handiwork as a disembodied pair of red pupils floating atop a clear blue puddle. What hideous nightmare battle has my subconscious devised, and when will I wake up from this obvious dream?

Water | Torrent
HP: 35/90 | EN: 54
2/4/2/3/24 | 1/1/15
Status: Poisoned, -10% Eva, +2 Def

Bench

#Amulet Coin
KO, 1KOC

#Exp. Share
KO

#Amulet Coin
Poison/Dark | Poison Touch/Gluttony
HP: 12/90 | EN: 59
4/2/2/2/22 | 1/3/13
Status: OK, -10% Eva, 1KOC

Bench

#Exp. Share
KO, 1KOC

This round's bewitching:
Florina Liastacia orders
Take Azelfie orders
I ref​

 

[Take Azelfie]

Tack finally starts to look tired out by body posture... not his smile of course he still has it.

Shadow Sneak > Shadow Sneak > Shadow Sneak

[Non Consec] IF Spiky Shield THEN Minimize

 

[F Amadon]

Brine > Brine > Brine
IF P/E or D/E THEN Chill

 

[nightblitz42]

Round 9:​

#Amulet Coin
Water | Torrent
HP: 35/90 | EN: 54
2/4/2/3/24 | 1/1/15
Status: Poisoned, -10% Eva, +2 Def

#Amulet Coin
Poison/Dark | Poison Touch/Gluttony
HP: 12/90 | EN: 59
4/2/2/2/22 | 1/3/13
Status: OK, -10% Eva, 1KOC​

Briny Math

Shadow Sneak
Crit roll: 23/24
Damage = 4+8-8-4 = 1 damage (34hp)
-4en (55en)

Brine
Crit roll: 7/24
Damage = 13+3+4-4 = 16 damage (KO!)
-15en (39en)

Poison: -2hp (32hp)
Torrent active!

Def -> +1

Grimer tries to jab Swirlpool, only for his arm to completely crumble upon impact! It would appear that Grimer has taken on too much water to maintain his body composition any longer. Slowly, the greens and yellows of Grimer's grinning face drip onto the floor like an oil painting melting in the sun. His eyeballs, reduced to soggy egg whites, continue gazing straight ahead; his slack jaw collapses into a puddle of goo; and his naked tongue lolls gleefully through the air where his lower head used to be. Then, gradually, his whole body goes utterly limp.

Don't worry about me, guys -- I'm only going to be mentally scarred for life. You can go ahead and send in your next Pokemon.

#Amulet Coin
Water | Torrent
HP: 32/90 | EN: 39
2/4/2/3/24 | 1/1/15
Status: Poisoned, -10% Eva, +1 Def, Torrent, 1KOC

Bench

#Amulet Coin
KO, 1KOC

#Exp. Share
KO

#Amulet Coin
KO, 1KOC

Bench

#Exp. Share
KO, 1KOC

This round's horror:
Florina Liastacia orders (vs. Swirlix)
Take Azelfie equips Swirlix and orders
I ref​

 

[F Amadon]

"Alright, Uncapped. You're tired. And hurting. And Swirlix is fresh and dangerous and has super-effective moves we don't. But do you know what's gonna happen?

"I'm gonna nap soon!"

"Yeah you are!"

Ice Beam - Brine - Ice Beam
IF Belly Drum THEN change A3 to Brine
IF P/E THEN Chill.

 

[Take Azelfie]

#Nothing cuz I'm poor :D

Hasty eyes look at Swirlpool like the snack it is. It probably thinks of Swirlpool as a nice popsicle on this hot day.

Thunderbolt > Dazzling Gleam > Thunderbolt

 

[nightblitz42]

Round 10:​

#Amulet Coin
Water | Torrent
HP: 32/90 | EN: 39
2/4/2/3/24 | 1/1/15
Status: Poisoned, -10% Eva, +1 Def, Torrent, 1KOC

#A moth flying out of an empty wallet
Fairy | Sweet Veil
HP: 90/90 | EN: 100
2/3/4/2/49 | 1/1/16
Status: OK​

Sweetened Math

A1

Thunderbolt
Crit roll: 23/24
Damage = (9+8-6)*1.5 = 16.5 damage (15hp)
Effect chance = .1 (rolled 10/10)
-7en (93en)

Ice Beam
Crit roll: 20/24
Damage = 9+4-4 = 9 damage (81hp)
Effect chance = .1 (rolled .5)
-7en (32en)

Poison: -2hp (13hp)

A2

Dazzling Gleam
Crit roll: 14/24
Damage = 8+3+8-6 = 13 damage (KO!)
-5en (88en)

Oh neat, it's an adorable little puppy! Just looking at it is already quelling my stress. Plus, it has the most wonderful aroma to it! And it, uh, summons Thunderbolts? I don't really get how that works, but whatever. A shock of electricity wreaks havoc through Swirlpool's liquefied body. One Dazzling Gleam tops it all off, and then it's game, set, match!

...I think I'm going to go home to pass out on my sofa now. Good Game, everyone.

#Amulet Coin
Status: KO, 1KOC

Bench

#Amulet Coin
KO, 1KOC

#Exp. Share
KO

#A handkerchief tied to the end of a stick
Fairy | Sweet Veil
HP: 81/90 | EN: 88
2/3/4/2/49 | 1/1/16
Status: OK, 1KOC

Bench

#Amulet Coin
KO, 1KOC

#Exp. Share
KO, 1KOC

That's a wrap!

Rewards:​

Florina Liastacia : 6CC
Swirlpool: 5MC, 1KOC
Weedle: 5MC, 1KOC
Nincada: 6MC

Take Azelfie : 5CC
Swirlix: 5MC, 1KOC
Grimer-A: 5MC, 1KOC
Vulpix-A: 6MC, 1KOC​

And, the distraught nightblitz42 , who reffed 1 extra round: 19UC
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Thanks for playing!