Bride of Vendeur Brand Purses (LockDown vs. Someoneelse)

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

LockDown (XAO):

Two-Face @ Exp. Share
HP: 100
EN: 89
Stats: 1/4/3/5/70
Abilities: Swift Swim, Water Absorb, Water Veil
Ailments: None
Stat changes: None
Other: None

VS.
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Someoneelse (AXO):

UU @ Amulet Coin
HP: 100
EN: 100
Stats: 6/3/1/3/125
Abilities: Pressure, Pickpocket
Ailments: None
Stat changes: None
Other: None
​

Field:
Nothing
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Round 5: asdl;fjk asdl;fjk

*Cutaway to My Fair Irene*

Speaking of pokemon trainers...ever hear that I met that artist guy from Unova once?

Oh? You really met Burgh? What's he like?

Well, he was-

HARRY! What have I told you about hitting on customers?!

Hey there, you know what's a great way to hit on a girl? A Vendeur Brand Purse like this one! With over a thousand styles to choose from, there's no-

Hey buddy, no soliciting in my bar.

Speaking of solicitors...You notice how many twins that guy has in here?

The price is negotiable!

*Back at ASB arena, UU and Two-Face are trading a lot of blows.*

Crunch

Order: Weavile, Mantine

Action 1
UU used Ice Punch!
-Crit chance: 3855 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 8.5 - 6 = 13.5 damage
-Effect chance (Freeze <= 1000): 3731
Two-Face used Scald!
-Crit chance: 7781 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 4.5 - 4.5 = 11 damage
-Effect chance (Burn <= 3000): 6221 = NOPE.
Numbers:
-Mantine: -13.5 HP, -7 EN
-Weavile: -11 HP, -5 EN

Action 2
UU used Night Slash!
-Crit chance (Crit <= 1250): 5006 = NOPE.
-Damage: 7 + 3 + 8.5 - 6 = 12.5 damage
Two-Face used Scald!
-Crit chance: 9216 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 4.5 - 4.5 = 11 damage
-Effect chance (Burn <= 3000): 4047 = NOPE.
Numbers:
-Mantine: -12.5 HP, -11 EN
-Weavile: -11 HP, -4 EN

Action 3
UU used Ice Punch!
-Crit chance: 2805 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 8.5 - 6 = 13.5 damage
Two-Face used Scald!
-Crit chance: 3727 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 4.5 - 4.5 = 11 damage
-Effect chance (Burn <= 3000): 8246 = NOPE.
Numbers:
-Mantine: -13.5 HP, -15 EN
-Weavile: -11 HP, -5 EN

Final Numbers:
-Mantine: -40 (39.5) HP, -33 EN
-Weavile: -33 HP, -14 EN

End Round 5

LockDown (XAO):

Two-Face @ Exp. Share
HP: 60
EN: 56
Stats: 1/4/3/5/70
Abilities: Swift Swim, Water Absorb, Water Veil
Ailments: None
Stat changes: None
Other: None

VS.
​

Someoneelse (AXO):

UU @ Amulet Coin
HP: 67
EN: 86
Stats: 6/3/1/3/125
Abilities: Pressure, Pickpocket
Ailments: None
Stat changes: None
Other: None
​

Field:
Nothing
​

Lock?
​

 

[LockDown]

Surf > Scald > Surf
If successful P/E move AND you are not Taunted, then Aqua Ring the first time and Substitute (15) the second.
If Damaging-Evasive move, then use Bounce and push actions back.

 

[Someoneelse]

Ice Punch > Fake Out > Ice Punch
If Mantine is Frozen when you would act A2, change that action to Night Slash.

 

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

LockDown (XAO):

Two-Face @ Exp. Share
HP: 60
EN: 56
Stats: 1/4/3/5/70
Abilities: Swift Swim, Water Absorb, Water Veil
Ailments: None
Stat changes: None
Other: None

VS.
​

Someoneelse (AXO):

UU @ Amulet Coin
HP: 67
EN: 86
Stats: 6/3/1/3/125
Abilities: Pressure, Pickpocket
Ailments: None
Stat changes: None
Other: None
​

Field:
Nothing
​

Round 6: asdl;fjk Satan

*Somewhere in an unsavory part of Sumshadagrene...where what looks like a Satanic ritual is going on...*

Oh prince of darkness! I offer you my soul in exchange for a successful gig tonight! May your unholy riffs bring me all the bitches!

*A vision of the devil appears before the guitarist*

I...the ruler of the infernal pits of the blackest layer of Hell...am intrigued by your offer. And furthermore, I accept...

*Also appearing is a vision of one of those purse salesmen*

You know what's also an intriguing offer? This fine number from Vendeur Brand Purs-

*And then Satan melts him with Maragidyne*

Shut up! I'm on the phone!

*Also, Two-Face and UU keep trading blows.*

Crunch

Order: Weavile, Mantine

Action 1
UU used Ice Punch!
-Crit chance: 4921 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 8.5 - 6 = 13.5 damage
-Effect chance (Freeze <= 1000): 2704 = NOEP.
Two-Face used Surf!
-Crit chance: 1243 = NOPE.
-Damage: 10 + 3 + 4.5 - 4.5 = 13 damage
Numbers:
-Mantine: -13.5 HP, -8 EN
-Weavile: -13 HP, -9 EN

Action 2
UU used Fake Out!
-Crit chance: 9112 = NOPE.
-Damage: 4 + 8.5 - 6 = 6.5 damage
Two-Face flinched and couldn't move!
Numbers:
-Mantine: -6.5 HP
-Weavile: -4 EN

Action 3
UU used Ice Punch!
-Crit chance: 6306 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 8.5 - 6 = 13.5 damage
-Effect chance (Freeze <= 1000): 5769 = NOPE.
Two-Face used Surf!
-Crit chance: 998 = OHHHHHHHHHHH...
-Damage: 10 + 3 + 4.5 - 4.5 = 13 damage
Numbers:
-Mantine: -13.5 HP, -8 EN
-Weavile: -13 HP, -5 EN

Final Numbers:
-Mantine: -34 (33.5) HP, -16 EN
-Weavile: -26 HP, -18 EN

End Round 6

LockDown (XAO):

Two-Face @ Exp. Share
HP: 26
EN: 40
Stats: 1/4/3/5/70
Abilities: Swift Swim, Water Absorb, Water Veil
Ailments: None
Stat changes: None
Other: None

VS.
​

Someoneelse (AXO):

UU @ Amulet Coin
HP: 41
EN: 68
Stats: 6/3/1/3/125
Abilities: Pressure, Pickpocket
Ailments: None
Stat changes: None
Other: None
​

Field:
Nothing
​

Someone?
​

 

[Someoneelse]

Night Slash > Ice Punch > Night Slash

If a successful P/E action, Hone Claws the first time, Chill the second, pushing actions back as necessary.
If a damaging evasive move AND Mantine is faster, use Reenge that action, pushing actions back.

 

[LockDown]

Signal Beam+Signal Beam > cooldown (Signal Beam+Signal Beam) > Hydro Pump

 

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

LockDown (XAO):

Two-Face @ Exp. Share
HP: 26
EN: 40
Stats: 1/4/3/5/70
Abilities: Swift Swim, Water Absorb, Water Veil
Ailments: None
Stat changes: None
Other: None

VS.
​

Someoneelse (AXO):

UU @ Amulet Coin
HP: 41
EN: 68
Stats: 6/3/1/3/125
Abilities: Pressure, Pickpocket
Ailments: None
Stat changes: None
Other: None
​

Field:
Nothing
​

Round 7: asd-ah, fuck it

Good evening, Chief. I truly apologize for being tardy, I'm afraid I had to endure quite a bit of harassment from-...my word...

*ASB Arena is overflowing with purse salesmen.*

Let me guess, Al - these guys?

...Your inference is correct, chief.

Al-saaaan, can't you make them go away?! ;_;

The price is negotiable!

Lad, I swear I'm going to end you for this one...

*Meanwhile, UU KOs Two-Face, but not without taking a significant amount of damage.*

Crunch

Order: Weavile, Mantine

Action 1
UU used Night Slash!
-Crit chance (Crit <= 1250): 1584 = OHHHHHHHHHHHH...
-Damage: 7 + 3 + 8.5 - 6 = 12.5 damage
Two-Face used Mystic Laser!
-Crit chance: 5670 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((8 * 2.25) + 4.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 27 damage!
-Effect chance (Confusion <= 2000): 4744 = NOPE.
-Energy Cost: (16 * 1.75) + 2 = 30 EN
Numbers:
-Mantine: -12.5 HP, -30 EN
-Weavile: -27(!) HP, -4 EN

Action 2
UU used Ice Punch!
-Crit chance: 5606 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 8.5 - 6 = 13.5 damage
Two-Face fainted!
Numbers:
-Mantine: -13.5 HP
-Weavile: -5 EN

Final Numbers:
-Mantine: -26 HP, -30 EN
-Weavile: -27 HP, -9 EN

End Round 7

LockDown (XXO):

Two-Face @ Exp. Share
HP: KO
EN: 10
Stats: 1/4/3/5/70
Abilities: Swift Swim, Water Absorb, Water Veil
Ailments: Faint
Stat changes: None
Other: None

VS.
​

Someoneelse (AXO):

UU @ Amulet Coin
HP: 14
EN: 59
Stats: 6/3/1/3/125
Abilities: Pressure, Pickpocket
Ailments: None
Stat changes: None
Other: None
​

Field:
Nothing
​

You're up, Lock.
​

 

[LockDown]

Lilypad@brb buying more exp. shares

Rock Slide > Mega Drain > Rock Slide
If successful Protective move AND Stealth Rock is not up, then use Stealth Rock and push actions back.
If damaging-evasive move, then use Ingrain the first time, Protect the second, and Recover the third, pushing actions back.

 

[Someoneelse]

Ice Punch + Quick Attack > Cooldown (Ice Punch) > Ice Punch

 

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

LockDown (XXA):

Lilypad
HP: 100
EN: 100
Stats: 3/4/4/4/37
Abilities: Suction cups
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -10 evasion
Other: None

VS.
​

Someoneelse (AXO):

UU @ Amulet Coin
HP: 14
EN: 59
Stats: 6/3/1/3/125
Abilities: Pressure, Pickpocket
Ailments: None
Stat changes: None
Other: None
​

Field:
Nothing
​

Round 8: asdl;fjk hax

[FLUFF PENDING...but I will say UU froze Lilypad. Twice. And is still alive.]

Crunch

Order: Weavile, Cradily

Action 1
UU used Blizzard Fist!
-Crit chance: 5146 = NOPE.
-Damage: (10 + 3 + 8.5 - 6) * 1.5 = 23.25 damage!
-Effect chance (Freeze <= 1000): 569 = you lucky bastard.
-Freeze type (1 = light; 2 = deep): 1 = light
-Energy cost: (13 * 1.5) - 1 = 18.5 EN
Lilypad was frozen! (1 action)
Lilypad is frozen solid!
Numbers:
-Cradily: -23.25(!) HP
-Weavile: -18.5 EN

Action 2
UU must cool down!
Lilypad thawed out!
Lilypad used Giga Drain!
-Crit chance: 8320 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 6 - 4.5 = 12.5 damage
-HP absorbed: 12.5 / 2 = 6.25 HP
Numbers:
-Cradily: +6.25 HP, -11 EN
-Weavile: -12.5 HP

Action 3
UU used Ice Punch!
-Crit chance: 7401 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 3 + 8.5 - 6) * 1.5 = 20.25 damage!
-Effect chance (Freeze <= 1000): 123 = ...
-Freeze chance (1 = light; 2 = deep): 2 = deep
Lilypad is frozen AGAIN! (2 actions)
Lilypad is frozen solid!
Numbers:
-Cradily: -20.25(!) HP
-Weavile: -5 EN

Final Numbers:
-Cradily: -37 (37.25) HP, -11 EN
-Weavile: -13 (12.5) HP, -24 (23.5) EN

End Round 8

LockDown (XXA):

Lilypad
HP: 63
EN: 89
Stats: 3/4/4/4/37
Abilities: Suction cups
Ailments: Freeze (1 action)
Stat changes: -10 evasion
Other: None

VS.
​

Someoneelse (AXO):

UU @ Amulet Coin
HP: 1
EN: 35
Stats: 6/3/1/3/125
Abilities: Pressure, Pickpocket
Ailments: None
Stat changes: None
Other: None
​

Field:
Nothing
​

 

[Someoneelse]

:/

Ice Punch > Ice Punch + Quick Attack > Cooldown (Ice Shard)
If Cradily uses a successful P/E move, use Hone Claws and push actions back.
If Cradily uses Recover AND Cradily isn't Taunted, use Taunt and push actions back.

 

[LockDown]

I WILL GET MY KOC IF YOU FREEZE ME A2 I SWEAR

frozen > Stealth Rock > Constrict

 

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

LockDown (XXA):

Lilypad
HP: 63
EN: 89
Stats: 3/4/4/4/37
Abilities: Suction cups
Ailments: Freeze (1 action)
Stat changes: -10 evasion
Other: None

VS.
​

Someoneelse (AXO):

UU @ Amulet Coin
HP: 1
EN: 35
Stats: 6/3/1/3/125
Abilities: Pressure, Pickpocket
Ailments: None
Stat changes: None
Other: None
​

Field:
Nothing
​

Round 9: Purse salesmen are allergic to J-pop

*The salesman crisis has gotten so bad in ASB arena that the staff is cornered by a horde of them...*

With so many styles to choose from, you can rest assured Vendeur Brand Purses will be your go-to purse stop!
Perhaps you'd like to try this one?
The price is negotiable!

(Hnggh...we're surrounded...)
(Is El Sabueso going to die here?!)
(This portends something quite ill...)
(Dammit, what do we do?!)
(0100101010111001010101010101011010101010101-)

♪kawashita yakusoku wasurenai yo me wo toji tashikameru♪

*That's when a salesman starts clutching his head in pain. And a second. And a third.*

...The hell?

GAAAAH! THAT NOISE! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STO-

*The salesman's head explodes while the others writhe in agony. Moe stops singing in surprise, and the salesmen appear to get better.*

Erm...now then! Perhaps you'd like to hear about our warranty?

Hey Moe, were you singing earlier?

I can't help it! I sing when I get scared!

*That's when one of the salesmen gets in her face*

You seem like you'd be interested in one of our fine products!

♪oshiyoseta yami furiharatte susumu yo♪

GAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

*And then HIS head explodes. The rest of the staff just look at Moe, putting two and two together. Three minutes later, they're all chasing the horde of terrified (and exploding) salesmen while belting out the OP to Madoka. Meanwhile, on the battlefield, UU finally goes down.*

Crunch

Order: Weavile, Cradily

Action 1
UU used Ice Punch!
-Crit chance: 2274 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 3 + 8.5 - 6) * 1.5 = 20.25 damage!
Lilypad is frozen solid.
Numbers:
-Cradily: -20.25(!) HP
-Weavile: -9 EN

Action 2
UU used Blizzard Fist!
-Crit chance: 4744 = NOPE.
-Damage: (10 + 3 + 8.5 - 6) * 1.5 = 23.25 damage!
-Effect chance (Freeze <= 1000): 7744 = NOPE.
-Energy cost: ((13 + 3) * 1.5) - 1 = 23 EN
Lilypad thawed out!
Lilypad used Stealth Rock!
Pointed stones floated all around Someoneelse!
Numbers:
-Cradily: -23.25(!) HP, -11 EN
-Weavile: -23 EN

Action 3
UU must cool down!
Lilypad used Constrict!
...yeah, this round's over.
Numbers:
-Cradily: -3 EN
-Weavile: -1 HP

Final Numbers:
-Cradily: -44 (43.5) HP, -14 EN
-Weavile: -1 HP, -32 EN

End Round 9

LockDown (XXA):

Lilypad
HP: 19
EN: 75
Stats: 3/4/4/4/37
Abilities: Suction cups
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -10 evasion
Other: None

VS.
​

Someoneelse (XXO):

UU @ Amulet Coin
HP: KO
EN: 3
Stats: 6/3/1/3/125
Abilities: Pressure, Pickpocket
Ailments: Faint
Stat changes: None
Other: Stealth Rock
​

Field:
Nothing
​

What's your last mon holding, Someone?
​

 

[Someoneelse]

Chandelure (Wisp) is coming out, and will hold my other Exp. Share.
Also, Cradily shouldn't be frozen still.

 

[LockDown]

Recover > Rock Slide > Recover
If Fire Blast, pray that it misses.

 

[Someoneelse]

Who said anything about Fire Blast?
Overheat > Acid Armor > Flamethrower
If I have miscalculated, :/

 

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

LockDown (XXA):

Lilypad
HP: 19
EN: 75
Stats: 3/4/4/4/37
Abilities: Suction cups
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -10 evasion
Other: None

VS.
​

Someoneelse (XXA):

Wisp @ Exp. Share
HP: 90
EN: 100
Stats: 1/3/7/3/80
Abilities: Flame Body, Flash Fire, Shadow Tag
Ailments: Faint
Stat changes: None
Other: Stealth Rock
​

Field:
Nothing
​

Round 10: So where did all these salesmen come from?

*The answer is Hell. In fact, Satan and his minions are watching their plan come to a violent end at the voice of an idol wannabe.*

DAMMIT! Who's idea was it to give them a weakness to J-pop?!

Yours, Satan. You distinctly put it in section 3474-DH7-ß the Vendeur act of 1312...you know, long before J-pop even existed? You shoulda known this was gonna bite you in the ass, it always does.

You're not helping, Lucifer!

I keep telling you we'd have become rulers of the earth long ago if we would've just said "fuck the law" and take those damn humans down ourselves, but no! You wanna do it the legal way!You've been wanting to do it the legal way for 5000 years! AND NOT ONCE HAS IT WORKED OUT!

You think I don't know that? You got any ideas that WON'T involve Heaven handing our asses to us for breaking their rules?

I got an idea!

...Is it dicks, Mara?

No.

...

...Yes.

*Ker-Megidolaon! Also, Lilypad has fallen. Both trainers are very pissed that their battle was completely ignored for this escapade. Also, the chief, convinced that Ben was responsible for the salesman incident, chucked I-beams at him.*

Crunch

Order: Chandelure, Cradily

Action 1
Wisp used Overheat!
-Crit chance: 5451 = NOPE.
-Damage: 14 + 3 + 9.5 - 6 = ...yeah, this fight's over.

[hide="That's a wrap! Someoneelse is victorious!]LockDown (XXX):

Lilypad
HP: KO
EN: 75
Stats: 3/4/4/4/37
Abilities: Suction cups
Ailments: Faint
Stat changes: -10 evasion
Other: None

VS.
​

Someoneelse (XXA):

Wisp @ Exp. Share
HP: 90
EN: 99
Stats: 1/3/7/3/80
Abilities: Flame Body, Flash Fire, Shadow Tag
Ailments: Faint
Stat changes: None
Other: Stealth Rock
​

Field:
Nothing
​

[/hide]

Prizes:

LockDown:
+3 CC
Manectric: +3 MC
Mantine: +4 MC and 1 KOC
Cradily: +1 DC, 2 MC and 1 KOC

Someoneelse:
+3 CC
Weavile: +3 MC and 1 KOC
Volcarona: +4 MC and 1 KOC
Chandelure: +4 MC and 1 KOC

The Wanderer:
+7 UC
+1 I-beam to the face
+1 hefty medical bill

SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...
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