burger tournament [Round 1]

[RextheNoname]

Which type of burger is the best and why? say in the comments with reason to enter your burger into the tournament winner gets nothing but ur burger goes into the hall of fame as best burger

rules:
- burger must have a name
- describe what is in the burger
- DO NOT COPY OTHER BURGER
- if the burger is not edible or kills you within 1 hour and 23 minute of eating it will be disqualified

nominations end january 4th at 5 pm gmt -6

good luc in the tourneyment

 

[xzern]

travis scott burger

 

[xzern]

mc rib burgert

 

[Sijih]

- if the burger is not edible or will kill u it gets disqualified

this rule needs more clarification. a burgier that would be a mere morsel for me would be enough to kill a legion of lesser burgher eaters. i have trained for resistance to salmonella, botulism, cyclospora, and a variety of lethal poisons. i have studied the art of sword swallowing, so there exists not a piece of debri that could obstruct my burtger consumption, and my immensely enlarged heart and blood veins allow me to withstand a staggering amount of cholesterol

 

[RextheNoname]

amendments to rule 4 have bean made its now say " if the burger is not edible or kills you within 1 hour and 23 minute of eating it will be disqualified "

 

[Cratersmash]

Burger with cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, and a grilled slice of pineapple

 

[Low-Key]

burger with burger :)

 

[awyp]

ok ready go:

i just had in n out cheeseburger with my fiance...best damn burger i've had (their buns are mid)

soft Hawaiian roll
thin smash burger patty
grilled onion (chopped)
tomato slice
some remoulade (like a big mac sauce)
chedder cheese / american cheese
lettuce (leaf not chopped)

 

[Fancy1]

burger that kills you in 1 hour and 24 minutes

dedicated to Cratersmash

(it’s got hot sauce on it)

 

[Cratersmash]

burger that kills you in 1 minute and 24 seconds

The rule said within 1 hour and 23 minutes, so this would be disqualified

 

[Cratersmash]

burger that kills you in 1 hour and 24 seconds

(it’s got hot sauce on it)

fixed

24 seconds<23 minutes

 

[Low-Key]

24 seconds<23 minutes

perhaps the hot sauce makes up for it

 

[Let's go shuckles]

I hate burgers so I'm going to nominate a hot dog instead. Description: It is a hot dog.

 

[a fairy]

in

 

[mkizzy]

Hey all you people,

hey all you people,

hey all you people,


won't you listen to me?
I just had a sandwich,
no ordinary sandwich,
a sandwich filled with jellyfish jelly...

 

[1LDK]

Im In

I nominate a standard burger youll see everywhere, cheese, meat, buns
But actually
its cake
looks like burger
feels like burger
but its cake, now your cake

 

[P3lican]

Have you ever wished for a "better" burger, investors?
Have you ever questioned whether the hamburgers of today represent our finest effort?
The burger from "How to Make a Hamburger: 10 Steps (with Pictures)" is what I present to you.
Not only is it from the renowned WikiHow, but it also includes directions for those DIY enthusiasts and brokies who wish to make them at home.
Yes, the ingredients may appear to be typical.
The stock photographs can give the impression that it's just your average burger.
But this burger is unique in that regard.
Even though it appears conventional, this burger defies expectations and tastes better than anything Gordon Ramsey could possibly concoct.
Considering that the article was published on April 1st however, you could assume that I'm kidding.
But no, how dare you assume I would lie about something so significant.
This is a burger that has the potential to revolutionise the food business.
If any of you potential buyers have an offer for a percentage of this business I’m all ears

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

bunger (from that game with the sentient food)

five guys burger (punctuationlessness creates comedic ambiguity i think)

 

[Fishy]

my TMJ only allows for burgers topped with cheese and condiments, basically the setup is:

top bun
ketchup
cheese
patty
mayo
bottom bun

id much rather consume a salad alongside my burger than put a bunch of stupid veggies directly onto it...

 

[FabriSG]

burger with chilean hot dog inside, very yummy

 

[Bice]

elevation burger :)

 

[phoopes]

hamberder

 

[UberSkitty]

name: krabby patty COAL
ingredients: that's what plankton is trying to figure out

 

[Ivy]

mcdonalds maple bacon dijon burger (bring it back ive been sorely missing it since 2018... my beloved...)

 

[Ullar]

i once tried to grill a burger with pineapple chunks inside it

the bottom of the grill sure enjoyed that loose hamburger meat, i tell you hwhat